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"Their films would probably be better if theyd seen a few more films, which runs counter to this idiotic theory that you run the risk of being influenced if you see too much."

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"And in that confirmation process, I sat for 17 hours in front of a senate judiciary committee."

Abraham Kuyper Quotes

"The curse should no longer rest upon the world itself, but upon that which is sinful in it, and instead of monastic flight from the world the duty is now emphasized of serving God in the world, in every position in life."

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"Peacemaking contains all the elements of the Christian faith. Peacemaking is the result of not only taking the beatitudes seriously, but living them. It involves right relationships. Right relationships with God, right relationships with Gods people and right relationships with Gods creation. It involves love. Proper love of self, love of God and creation, and love of all people—even our enemies. It is not passive, it is active; it is peacemaking not peacekeeping. Above all, it is following the way of Jesus, which was the way of the cross, where his power was made perfect in weakness (2 Cor. 12:9)."

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"Working good brings me closer to the man in the mirror..."

Charles Flip Nicklin Quotes

"One question that especially intrigues me is exactly when humpbacks started coming to Hawaii and why. In artwork and oral histories of ancient Hawaiians there is no record of humpback whales being there, and there is no evidence that humpbacks were there in large numbers in the mid-1800s during the heyday of whaling. The whalers who provisioned in Hawaii in the winter couldnt have overlooked the numbers of whales that are in Hawaii now. We really dont know what happened, but everything points to a recent colonization of humpbacks. (p.162)."

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"We keep, in science, getting a more and more sophisticated view of our essential ignorance."

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"I gain with loss. I grow with hurt"

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