[I Got A Pit Bull From A Shelter, So My Whole Life Is Centered On This Dog, And I've Been Writing A Lot Of Dog Jokes. I Should Probably Give Up Now, Because I'm Writing Jokes About My Dog.]

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Ethan H Minsker Quotes

"Everyone in New York City thinks they are famous without being famous."

Imre Madach Quotes

"Hagyj csak most békét, aki kettőt boncol, Az alaposan egynek sem felel meg. És innen jő a félszeg művelődés. Aki csizmát varr, az csiríz legyen Utósó ízeig, mi gondja másra. Ki a holdat kutatja, e világra Ne légyen gondja, és aki tanít, Őrizkedjék akármit is tanulni. Csak egy van, mit mindennek tudni kell, Adót fizetni engedelmesen. Így készül a derék sok szaktudós."

Russell Hornsby Quotes

"I mean, of course, I love sci-fi and stuff like that, but Im not, like, a comic book crazy guy."

James D Watkins Quotes

"This is an era of violent peace."

Dave Coulier Quotes

"Comedy is a shared experience, and I think its great to open that to a wide demographic."

Bess Tefft Quotes

"But even in his dissatisfaction he could not quiet the feeling that time was like a flash flood, so full, so brimming with things that must be done at once, but running out all the same, leaving an emptiness, a dry ditch in its wake."

Miriam Meza Quotes

"En ese momento empezó a sonar If I had a gun de Noel Gallagher y él me tomó en sus brazos, me inclinó para besarme hasta dejarme sin aliento como en esas películas de Hollywood. Una pena que eso también pasó en mi mente"

Gustavo Gutierrez Quotes

"We take it for granted that Jesus was not interested in political life: his mission was purely religious. Indeed we have witnessed . . . the iconization of the life of Jesus: This is a Jesus of hieratic, stereotyped gestures, all representing theological themes. In this way, the life of Jesus is no longer a human life, submerged in history, but a theological life -- an icon."

David P Bryden Quotes

"Of course, men often use their economic superiority to gain sexual advantages, but women often use their sexual superiority to gain economic advantages. So who is the extortionist?"

Barbra Pletcher Quotes

"The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work ot make it better."

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"Wanderer, who are you? I watch you go on your way, without scorn, without love, with impenetrable eyes - damp and downhearted, like a plumb line that returns unsatisfied from every depth back into the light (what was it looking for down there?), with a breast that does not sigh, with lips that hide their disgust, with a hand that only grips slowly: who are you? What have you done? Take a rest here, this spot is hospitable to everyone, - relax! And whoever you may be: what would you like now? What do you find relaxing? Just name it: Ill give you whatever I have! - "Relaxing? Relaxing? How inquisitive you are! What are you saying! But please, give me - -" What? What? Just say it! - "Another mask! A second mask!" ..." - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche