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"The astrologers and historians write that the ascendant as of Oxford is Capricornus, whose lord is Saturn, a religious planet, and patron of religious men."

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"The way I teach people to sing... I have them talk the lyric out until it sounds like something they really believe, like an actor with a monologue."

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"Honesty transmits loudly in silence."

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"[I]t was in the pairs that the prisoners kept alive the semblance of humanity concluded Elmer Luchterhand, a sociologist at Yale who interviewed fifty-two concentration camp survivors shortly after liberation.Pairs stole food and clothing for each other, exchanged small gifts and planned for the future. If one member of a pair fainted from hunger in front of an SS officer, the other would prop him up.Survival . . . could only be a social achievement, not an individual accident, wrote Eugene Weinstock, a Belgian resistance fighter and Hungarian-born Jew who was sent to Buchenwald in 1943.Finally the death of one member of a pair often doomed the other. Women who knew Anne Frank in the Bergen-Belsen camp said that neither hunger nor typhus killed the young girl who would become the most famous diarist of the Nazi era. Rather, they said, she lost the will to live after the death of her sister, Margot."

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"...Recognising, as I do, that you are the second highest expert in Europe--""Indeed, sir! May I inquire who has the honour to be the first?" Asked Holmes, with some asperity."To the man of precised, scientific mind the work of Monsieur Bertillon must always appeal strongly.""Then had you not better consult him?""I said, sir, to the precisely scientific mind. But as a practical man of affairs it is acknowledged that you stand alone. I trust, sir, that I have not inadvertently--""Just a little," said Holmes." - Author: Arthur Conan Doyle

Quotes About Final Words

"I will quote one sentence from this text, namely, the one with which it ended. It was also the sentence which finally dissolved the writers block that had inhibited the author from starting work. I have since used it whenever I myself have been gripped by fear of the blank sheet in front of me. It is infallible, and its effect is always the same: the knot unravels and a stream of words gushes out on to the virgin paper. It acts like a magic spell and I sometimes fancy it really is one. But, even if it isnt the work of a sorcerer, it is certainly the most brilliant sentence any writer has ever devised. It runs: ‘This is where my story begins." - Author: Walter Moers

Quotes About Kayson

"Im not leaving you. We still have a chance." "How?"Kaysons voice echoes his hopelessness. Hes already given up."Hey, as long as we are still breathing, we still have a chance. If you quit, then youre quitting on me too." - Author: Brandy Nacole

Quotes About Pointless Tasks

"Nick and I, we sometimes laugh, laugh out loud, at the horrible things women make their husbands do to prove their love. The pointless tasks, the myriad sacrifices, the endless small surrenders. We call these men the dancing monkeys." - Author: Gillian Flynn

Quotes About Being A Feisty Woman

"She brought her elbowbackward and connected with Rands ribs. He swore and released her.She whirled on him. "Thats for being so arrogant!"Rand advanced on her, and the grin on his face wasnt at all reassuring. She took one stepback, then turned to sprint into the bathroom, when a pair of hands caught her and slung her overa hard muscled shoulder."Put me down right now!" She screamed as she pummeled his back. "You are the mostannoying, selfish, barbaric, horny man I know, Rand Miller!"He set her back on her feet inside the bathroom, then cupped her chin in his palm. "Youare the most gorgeous, intelligent, feisty woman I know, Lucy Flemming."Lucy narrowed her eyes. What was he up to now? "Flattery wont help you out of thisone.""Its not flattery. Its the truth," he murmured as he leaned close to her ear. "And, baby?""Yes?" she answered, her voice nearly inaudible as his nearness began to override heranger."Id better be the only horny man you know." - Author: Anne Rainey

Quotes About American Freedom

"Native Americans are the original inhabitants of the land that now constitutes the United States. They have helped develop the fundamental principles of freedom of speech and separation of powers that form the foundation of the United States Government." - Author: Joe Baca

Quotes About Find The Right Girl

"The minute I stopped trying to find the right girl, and started trying to become the right guy...the girl came." - Author: Jonathan Antin

Quotes About Going All Out

"When its time to die, go ahead and die, and when its time to live, live. Dont sort-of-maybe live, but live like youre going all out, like youre not afraid." - Author: Sue Monk Kidd

Quotes About Fruit Of Success

"Balance, peace, and joy are the fruit of a successful life. It starts with recognizing your talents and finding ways to serve others by using them." - Author: Thomas Kinkade

Quotes About Forgiving Not Forgetting

"Forgive but do not forget, or you will be hurt again. Forgiving changes the perspectives. Forgetting loses the lesson." - Author: Paulo Coelho