[I Got A Pit Bull From A Shelter, So My Whole Life Is Centered On This Dog, And I've Been Writing A Lot Of Dog Jokes. I Should Probably Give Up Now, Because I'm Writing Jokes About My Dog.]

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Alexis Bledel Quotes

"Im still a shy person. Ive learned to put that aside on certain occasions. I have to. Its part of my job."

Lee Wilkinson Quotes

"There was an infinitesimal pause while he watched her face, as though he half expected her to recognise it, before he went on, My friends call me Thorn, and gave her a smile of such devastating charm that she blinked.Her hand clasped in his, her senses zinging from his touch and that stunning smile, she stared into his dark, handsome face until, realising that she was gawking at him like some overgrown schoolgirl, she withdrew her hand and asked quickly, What do your enemies call you?"

Peter Sotos Quotes

"Once again, I think there is little art being done that really owns up to such intense possibilities."

Gene Krupa Quotes

"Well I guess I like variety pretty much, but I do enjoy this work very much. Particularly with Buddy on the gig, we get a chance to knock each other out Itjust wonderful."

Ellen Raskin Quotes

"By the time the bomb squad reached the scene (by way of the stairs), the smoke had cleared, but the young girl was still huddled on the hallway floor, tears streaming down her turtle-like face."For heavens sake, say something," her mother said. "Tell me where it hurts."The pain was too great to be put into words. Five inches of Turtles braid were badly singed."

Rita Levi Montalcini Quotes

"Above all, dont fear difficult moments. The best comes from them."

Jon Anderson Quotes

"Theres so much corruption in America; theres so much corruption around the world. Its all coming to the surface thanks to the Internet, and thanks to the younger people who are saying, We dont like corrupt people."

Ys Sroyer Quotes

"it turns out we were some peoplewhich has been chosen by God to be happy in a different way# beggars"

George MacDonald Fraser Quotes

"The advantage to being a wicked bastard is that everyone pesters the Lord on your behalf; if volume of prayers from my saintly enemies means anything, Ill be saved when the Archbishop of Canterbury is damned. Its a comforting thought."

Chingy Quotes

"Even if I make a gospel album, my gospel songs are going to get you dancing and crunk."

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Quotes About Sailing Away

"There is no more thrilling sensation I know of than sailing. It comes as near to flying as man has got to yet - except in dreams. The wings of the rushing wind seem to be bearing you onward, you know not where. You are no longer the slow, plodding, puny thing of clay, creeping tortuously upon the ground; you are a part of Nature! Your heart is throbbing against hers! Her glorious arms are round you, raising you up against her heart! Your spirit is at one with hers; your limbs grow light! The voices of the air are singing to you. The earth seems far away and little; and the clouds, so close above your head, are brothers, and you stretch your arms to them." - Author: Jerome K. Jerome

Quotes About Empty Words

"Murphy watched me thoughtfully for several empty seconds. Then she said, very gently, "Youre a good man, Harry."I swallowed and bowed my head, made humble by the tone of her voice and the expression on her face, more than the words themselves.Not always rational," she said, smiling. "But youre the best kind of crazy." - Author: Jim Butcher

Quotes About Laughing At Work

"We are absurdly accustomed to the miracle of a few written signs being able to contain immortal imagery, involutions of thought, new worlds with live people, speaking, weeping, laughing. We take it for granted so simply that in a sense, by the very act of brutish routine acceptance, we undo the work of the ages, the history of the gradual elaboration of poetical description and construction, from the treeman to Browning, from the caveman to Keats. What if we awake one day, all of us, and find ourselves utterly unable to read? I wish you to gasp not only at what you read but at the miracle of its being readable." - Author: Vladimir Nabokov

Quotes About Motherhood Tattoos

"Only a woman can carry in her body an eternal being which bears the very image of God. Only she is the recipient of the miracle of life. Only a woman can conceive and nurture this life using her own flesh and blood, and then deliver a living soul into the world. God has bestowed upon her alone a genuine miracle — the creation of life, and the fusing of an eternal soul with mortal flesh. This fact alone establishes the glory of motherhood.Despite the most creative plans of humanist scientists and lawmakers to redefine the sexes, no man will ever conceive and give birth to a child. The fruitful womb is a holy gift given by God to women alone. This is one reason why the office of wife and mother is the highest calling to which a woman can aspire.This is the reason why nations that fear the Lord esteem and protect mothers. They glory in the distinctions between men and women, and attempt to build cultures in which motherhood is honored and protected." - Author: Douglas W. Phillips

Quotes About Spangled

"The costumes of these two ladies seemed to me like the materialisation, snow-white or patterned with colour, of their inner activity, and, like the gestures which I had seen the Princesse de Guermantes make and which, I had no doubt, corresponded to some latent idea, the plumes which swept down from her forehead and her cousins dazzling and spangled bodice seemed to have a special meaning, to be to each of these women an attribute which was hers and hers alone." - Author: Marcel Proust

Quotes About Quest For Knowledge

"Womens liberation is one thing, but the permeation of anti-male sentiment in post-modern popular culture - from our mocking sitcom plots to degrading commercial story lines - stands testament to the ignorance of society. Fair or not, as the lead gender that never requested such a role, the historical male reputation is quite balanced. For all of their perceived wrongs, over centuries theyve moved entire civilizations forward, nurtured the human quest for discovery and industry, and led humankind from inconvenient darkness to convenient modernity. Navigating the chessboard that is human existence is quite a feat, yet one rarely acknowledged in modern academia or media. And yet for those monumental achievements, I love and admire the balanced creation that is man for all his strengths and weaknesses, his gifts and his curses. I would venture to say that most wise women do." - Author: Tiffany Madison

Quotes About Great Nephews

"I tell my seven-year-old son about his remarkable forefathers. I leave out the bloody details. (For him these people are like knights, which sounds better than hangmen or executioners.) In his bedroom hangs a collage made up of photos of long-dead family members--great-grandparents, great-great-grandparents, their aunts, their uncles, their nephews and nieces..Sometimes at night he wants to hear stories about these people, and I tell him what I know about them. Happy stories, sad stories, frightening stories. For him the family is a safe refuge, a link binding him to many people whom he loves and who love him. I once heard that everyone on this earth is at least distantly related to everyone else. Somehow this is a comforting idea." - Author: Oliver Pötzsch

Quotes About Levithan

"Sosie wasnt sure how to answer. Since she could remember, shed had crushes on both girls and guys. They were person-specific infatuations - Brian Levithans wicked sense of humour was every bit as sexy as Valerie Martnezs sweet smile and amazing krunk routines. It seemed odd to Sosie that she had to make some hard-and-fast decision about such an arbitrary, individual thing as attraction, like having to declare an orientation major: I am straight with a minor in gay." - Author: Libba Bray

Quotes About Traumatic Childhood

"In therapy, to meet the needs of traumatized survivors of war and torture, the patient is requested to repeatedly talk about the worst traumatic event in detail while re-experiencing all emotions associated with the event. Traumatic memory, they say, is cleared by narration of whole life; from early childhood up to the present date ... this book is my therapy. I am awash with living memories." - Author: Alfred Nestor

Quotes About Reaksi

"Kesabaran adalah penjaga pintu hasrat. Kesabaran menganjurkan kontemplasi ketimbang tindakan reaksioner." - Author: Khalil A. Khavari