"I Have A Wig For When I Go Outside Among The Regular Folks, So They Don't Feel Uncomfortable Because I Have A Day-Glo Color Somewhere In My Hair."

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Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq."
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