[I Interviewed Johnny Knoxville Once. I Was Kind Of Scared To Interview Him Because I Thought He Might Be A Real Jerk, But He Was Really Nice, And I Ripped His Chest Hair Out.]

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"I havent had a big hit record in America since 1987."

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"I had to stay weak, and stay silent, because if i say one logical thing I shallbe teased until the last breath."

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"You truly are the most astonishingly beautiful hobbit Ive ever seen," he said, and Tamsyn froze."Hobbit??""Um, yes?" he said, and Tamsyn looked down at herself in panic. Her suit had disappeared and been replaced by a straight dress in a rustic homespun fabric of a drab, brownish grey. Her hair still looked the same, she established when she grabbed a handful and held it up in front of her face, but when she scrabbled up and caught a glimpse of her feet, her legs immediately lost their strength again. She thudded back down hard and grabbed her left leg, yanking her foot up to her eyes.It was bare, large and very, very hairy.She checked her other foot as well, hoping against all laws of probability that it would be different, and groaned in consternation when it looked the same as the left one."This cant be true!" she wailed, scrambling to get up again. "Im a hobbit!"

Ellen Tien Quotes

"Marriage can bore you but there is a fortitude that comes from it, too. When you need to lean on it, you are so thankful that you can."

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"I ponder the rhythms of letting go and embracing whatever is around the corner, trusting that the empty spaces will be filled. And knowing that sometimes community can happen only in the gaps where mystery resides."

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"Any idea why there is a giant penis made out of snow in our front yard?"Instead of an answer, I was rewarded with a face full of graham cracker cereal and milk." - from Of Cheerleaders and Gingers"

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"Layla brought her arms around herself, no doubt because she was remembering the feel of another, stronger set. "I have wanted to, but he holds back. I hope...I believe it is because he wishes to mate me properly first, in ceremony."Payne felt the awful weight of premonition. "Beware, sister. You are a gentle soul."Layla got to her feet, her smile now saddened. "Yes, I am. But I would rather my heart be broken than unopened and I know that one must ask if one is to receive." - Author: J.R. Ward

Quotes About Rodin

"I know how this feels: the tightening of the chest, the panic, the what-have-I-done-wait-I-was-kidding. Eating disorders linger so long undetected, eroding the body in silence, and then they strike. The secret is out. Youre dying." - Author: Marya Hornbacher

Quotes About Designer Bags

"I collect new books the way my friends collect designer handbags. Sometimes, I just like to know I have them and actually reading them is beside the point. Not that I dont eventually end up reading them. I do. But the mere act of buying them makes me happy." - Author: Jennifer Kaufman

Quotes About 50s

"Anyone whos got a guitar, you like to pick it up. I can play a couple of songs, some 50s rock and roll, a bit of Elvis. Thats it, really - Im not a musician, Im not a singer." - Author: Aaron Johnson

Quotes About Funny Dallas Cowboys

"Its funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that theyre always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl." - Author: Al Michaels

Quotes About Pittsburgh

"I would say Pittsburgh softly each time before throwing him up. Whisper Pittsburgh with my mouth against the tiny ear and throw him higher. Pittsburgh and happiness high up. The only way to leave even the smallest trace. So that all his life her son would feel gladness unaccountably when anyone spoke of the ruined city of steel in America. Each time almost remembering something maybe important that got lost." - Author: Jack Gilbert

Quotes About Only

"and he could only follow the shadowy pantomime of their silhouettes" - Author: Edith Wharton

Quotes About Cultural Heritage

"This is said to civilized men who are to venture into countries where sacred cows are fed, while children are left to starve - where female infants are killed or abandoned by the roadside- where men go blind, medical help being forbidden by their religion - where women are mutilated, to insure their fidelity - where unspeakable tortures are ceremonially inflicted on prisoners - where cannibalism is practiced.Are these the ‘cultural riches which a Western man is to greet with ‘brotherly love? Are these the ‘valuable elements which he is to admire and adopt? Are these the ‘fields in which he is not to regard himself as superior? And when he discovers entire populations rotting alive in such conditions, is he not to acknowledge, with a burning stab of pride - of pride and gratitude - the achievements of his nation and his culture, of the men who created them and left him a nobler heritage to carry forward?" - Author: Ayn Rand

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"Bicycles are way cooler than motorcycles. You get exercise and peace and quiet, and youre not destroying the environment." - Author: Brent Crawford

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"You know, Im a television personality. Its not like Im a famous hooker or something!" - Author: Brett Somers