[I Just Got A Rather Nasty Shock. In Looking For Something Or Other I Came Across The Fact That One Of My Cats Is About To Be Nine Years Old, And That Another Of Them Will Shortly Thereafter Be Eight; I Have Been Labouring Under The Delusion They Were About Five And Six. And Yesterday I Happened To Notice In The Mirror That While I Have Long Since Grown Used To My Beard Being Very Grey Indeed, I Was Not Prepared To Discover That My Eyebrows Are Becoming Noticeably Shaggy. I Feel The Tomb Is Just Around The Corner. And There Are All These Books I Haven't Read Yet, Even If I Am Simultaneously Reading At Least Twenty...]

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