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Elizabeth Parker Quotes

"A dog is not a thing. A thing is replaceable. A dog is not. A thing is disposable. A dog is not. A thing doesnt have a heart. A dogs heart is bigger than any "thing" you can ever own."

Richard Ford Quotes

"It was as if Id already left some time before and was just catching up with myself."

Mark K Shriver Quotes

"His faith demanded his hopefulness, and his hope underpinned his work. He worked to give others the opportunity to hope - that was his abiding ambition."

Marie De France Quotes

"Great were the lamentation and the cry when the news of this mischance was noised about the city. Such a tumult of mourning was never before heard, for the whole city was moved."

Eleesha Quotes

"We cannot face up to what lies ahead, without facing up to what lies within."

Lisa Goldstein Quotes

"Nick turned out to be a shy boy, uncertain in groups and in new situations, but also very brave, determined to overcome his fear." - Will, as a parent describing his son"

Jessica Clark Quotes

"Sara was the first film project I worked on as an actress; its a short film."

Taylor Momsen Quotes

"My lyrics are my diary - youre hearing every detail of my life."

Joshua Foer Quotes

"Forgotten phone numbers and birthdays represent minor erosions of our everyday memory, but they are part of a much larger story of how weve supplanted our own natural memory with a vast superstructure of technological crutches—from the alphabet to the BlackBerry. These technologies of storing information outside our minds have helped make our modern world possible, but theyve also changed how we think and how we use our brains."

James Clemens Quotes

"But often life asks much of you, and you either honor life by answering with all your heart, or you cower your way into your grave."

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"I continued toward Atlanta with a Merle Haggard C.D. playing on the stereo. They werent great hosts, but those guys in The Ted Kaczynski Fan Club had great taste in music. It was all classic country music- none of that sissy, boy-band country that they played on the radio all the time. I drove down the road while Merle preferred to just stay where he was and drink." - Author: Ian McClellan

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