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The White Stripes Quotes

"How many men with a microphone can tell you what he loves the most?"

McCabe Quotes

"If I had done nothing more than bring McCabes talents to the attention of what has become a world-wide audience--if I had done only this job, I believe Id have established myself as a force for mass education and enlightenment with immediate and constructive effects on the thinking portion of the population. My association with McCabe has been enough to build a career for anyone.{Julius on legendary scholar Joseph McCabe}"

Patricia Neal Quotes

"A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug."

Susan Cartwright Quotes

"ShanTu said that we must set the soul free from the body and its lusts. Having thus got rid of the foolishness of the flesh, we shall be pure. While an admirable goal, the sisterhood has not found this practical. For whatever purpose, body and soul are joined. Denying ones bodily lusts is about as effective as prohibition, which is to say not effective at all."

Moshe Sharett Quotes

"Fear is the main factor in Arab politics... There is no Arab who is not harmed by Jews entry into Palestine."

Mwai Kibaki Quotes

"Leadership is a privilege to better the lives of others. It is not an opportunity to satisfy personal greed."

Marian Seldes Quotes

"I try to find humor in everything I do, because I think all great plays - even great tragedies - have enormous humor in them."

James Belasco Quotes

"Change is hard because people overestimate the value of what they have---and underestimate the value of what they may gain by giving that up."

William James Quotes

"Where [God] is, tragedy is only provisional and partial, and shipwreck and dissolution are not the absolutely final things."

Charles E Moore Quotes

"The speculative thinker makes Christianity into theology, instead of recognizing that a living relationship to Christ involves passion, struggle, decision, personal appropriation, and inner transformation. (Moores summary of Kierkegaard)"

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Quotes About Managed Care

"Why shouldnt Mom trust me, Dad" Why are you so determined to make me out to be the bad guy all the time?" I stared at the side of his face, willing him to make eye contact. He didnt. "Ive been doing really good late and you dont even care.""Yet you still managed to get into trouble tonight," he said."You have no idea what happened tonight," I said, my voice ratcheting up a notch. "All you know is that, because I was involved, Im somehow guilty of something. You could at least pretend to care, you know. You could at least try to understand."Dad gave a sardonic little laugh. "Ill tell you what I understand," he said. "I understand that when youre left to your own devices you get into trouble, thats what I understand. I understand I was trying to have a happy, restful evening with Briley and once again you screwed it up." - Author: Jennifer Brown

Quotes About Rowers

"A high upland common was this moor, two miles from end to end, and full of furze and bracken. There were no trees and not a house, nothing but a line of telegraph poles following the road, sweeping with rigidity from north to south; nailed upon one of them a small scarlet notice to stonethrowers was prominent as a wound. On so high and wide a region as Shag Moor the wind always blew, or if it did not quite blow there was a cool activity in the air. The furze was always green and growing, and, taking no account of seasons, often golden. Here in summer solitude lounged and snoozed; at other times, as now, it shivered and looked sinister. ("The Higgler")" - Author: A.E. Coppard

Quotes About Necessary War

"Somehow, irresistibly, the prime thing was: nothing mattered. Life in the end seemed a prank of such size you could only stand off at this end of the corridor to note its meaningless length and its quite unnecessary height, a mountain built to such ridiculous immensities you were dwarfed in its shadow and mocking of its pomp." - Author: Ray Bradbury

Quotes About Quantum Theory

"There was quantum mechanics, string theory, and then there was the most mind-bending frontier of the natural world, women." - Author: Marisha Pessl

Quotes About Planning In Business

"You planning on getting in our way again when we take him down? (Justin)Boy, you better take that tone and flush it. Im not a Squire youre talking to; I happen to be one of the guys you answer to. It aint none of your damned business why Im going. You just dont move until I tell you to or Im going to show you how I once made Wyatt Earp piss his drawers. (Jess)" - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

Quotes About Not Having Enough Love

"Diets are based on the unspoken fear that you are a madwoman, a food terrorist, a lunatic…The promise of a diet is not only that you will have a different body; it is that in having a different body, you will have a different life. If you hate yourself enough, you will love yourself. If you torture yourself enough, you will become a peaceful, relaxed human being." - Author: Geneen Roth

Quotes About Thinking Youre Smart

"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they cant lose." - Author: Bill Gates

Quotes About Appreciate Mother

"But it isnt easy to find the right person. It would have to be someone good with kids and horses, and hod be able to pitch in with the administrating to some extent and wouldnt quibble about shoving manure.Plus Id have to be able to depend on them, and get along with them. And theyd have to be diplomatic with parents, which is often the trickiest part."Travis picked up his soft drink again. "I might be able to point you in the right direction there.""Oh? Listen, Dad, I appreciate it, but you know, a friend of a friend or the son or daughter of an aquaintance. That kind of thing gets very sticky if it doesnt work out.""Actually, I was thinking of someone a little closer to home.Your mother.""Ma?" With a half laugh, Keeley sat again. "Ma doesnt want this headache, even if she had time for it.""Shows what you know." Smug now, he drank. "Just mention it to her, casually. I wont say a word about it." - Author: Nora Roberts

Quotes About Immaterial

"I began to perceive more deeply than it has ever yet been stated, the trembling immateriality, the mistlike transience, of this seemingly so solid body in which we walk attired." - Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

Quotes About Powell

"But this month is all about CITY OF JASMINE which I hope you already have in your hot little hands. My favorite review snippet? KIRKUS REVIEWS said its "part screwball comedy". I cant tell you how much time I spent with Carole Lombard and William Powell and Irene Dunne when I was writing it. I adore the 30s comedies for their light-hearted take on relationships and adventure—and the glamorous settings and occasional dash of intrigue only heighten the magic. (Did you know that Nicholas Brisbane from my Lady Julia series was named for THE THIN MANs Nick Charles? And apologies to Dashiell Hammett, but I fell in love with the film long before I read the book and appreciated how much it had been lightened in the adaptation!) So when youre reading CITY OF JASMINE, give some thought to who youd like to see playing Evie and Gabriel—Id love to hear who youd cast in your own production." - Author: Deanna Raybourn