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"Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the suns shining or not."

Sandra Newman Quotes

"He says nothing, vehemently. I falter away and we sit, mutually staring into the fouled water. ...With time to kill, I ponder dismally the possible derivation of the zombie myth from people like my boyfriend. I picture Ralph blackened, semi-fingered, with bright bone peeking through his flesh. The odd small worm clings, festively wiggling. In my image, Ralphs really upset about decaying, and I feel for him sorrowfully. I want to tell him I would still love him, if he were decomposed. Of course in practice there is no predicting what Id feel, and besides which, its a wild associative leap.I ponder dismally how Ive alienated people, all my life, with my bizarre associative leaps."

William Wycherley Quotes

"Mistresses are like books; if you pore upon them too much, they doze you and make you unfit for company; but if used discreetly, you are the fitter for conversation by em."

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"That which isnt love, isnt god."

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Fritz Perls Quotes

"Our dependency makes slaves out of us, especially if this dependency is a dependency of our self-esteem. If you need encouragement, praise, pats on the back from everybody, then you make everybody your judge."

Maryann Austin Quotes

"I think, perhaps, you are more free than I am."

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