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"De todos los idiomas europeos el que resulta más difícil de hablar bien a mi entender es sin duda el español, tal es su riqueza de palabras, rotaciones lingüísticas y belleza expresiva. Ocurre sin embargo que tan pocas personas conocen lo que dicen, son tan escasas las que manejan por completo el inmenso vocabulario de esta excepcional lengua, tan selectas las que entienden sus innumerables giros y tiempos verbales, que parece simple y sencillo a primera vista."

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Quotes About Riptide

"[G]randma was always afraid of something. She set aside time each day for dread. And not nameless dread. She was quite specific about the various tragedies stalking her. She feared pneumonia, muggers, riptides, meteors, drunk drivers, drug addicts, serial killers, tornadoes, doctors, unscrupulous grocery clerks, and the Russians. The depth of Grandmas dread came home to me when she bought a lottery ticket and sat before the tv as the numbers were called. After her first three numbers were a match, she began praying feverishly that she wouldnt have the next three. She dreaded winning, for fear that her heart would give out." - Author: J.R. Moehringer

Quotes About True Patriots

"The very idea of true patriotism is lost, and the term has been prostituted to the very worst of purposes. A patriot, sir! Why, patriots spring up like mushrooms!" - Author: Robert Walpole

Quotes About Party Systems

"You know shell probably be at the party tonight? Which is why Im absolutely not going if we dont get some coke.Egon, why is it that every single time youre obliged to be in the same room with one of your ex-girlfriends you have to make it into a huge emergency? Its incredibly boring.Come on. You know how it is. You catch sight of an old flame and get this breathless animal prickle like a fox in a room with a hound. And then all night you have to seem carefree and successful and elated, which is a pretence that for some reason you feel no choice but to maintain even though you know theyre better qualified than anyone else in the world to detect immediately that youre really the same hapless cunt as ever.Thats adolescent. The fact that you are so neurotic about your past lovers makes it both fortunate and predictable that you have so few of them. Its one of those elegant self-regulating systems that one so often finds in nature." - Author: Ned Beauman

Quotes About Being Sexually Active

"I wasnt sure it was right to abandon myself to lighthearted banter, to allow someone to interfere with my being able to behave in whatever way I chose, whenever I wanted. What if I wanted to enjoy a memory or a good cry? I wasnt weaned from that yet; I wasnt finished being with him in the only way I had left." - Author: Elizabeth Berg

Quotes About Knee Socks

"I made it the mantra of those days; when I paused before yet another series of switchbacks or skidded down knee-jarring slopes, when patches of flesh peeled off my feet along with my socks, when I lay alone and lonely in my tent at night I asked, often out loud: Who is tougher than me?The answer was always the same, and even when I knew absolutely there was no way on this earth that it was true, I said it anyway: No one." - Author: Cheryl Strayed

Quotes About Tea Alice In Wonderland

"I wish I could concentrate on dancingInstead of spending so much time pretendingI am still in junior highBut with Rem, I want to be sixteenOr, like Alice in Wonderland,Sometimes smaller,Sometimes bigger still." - Author: Stasia Ward Kehoe

Quotes About Being Exactly Where You Are Supposed To Be

"For Oscar, high school was the equivalent of a medieval spectacle, like being put in the stocks and forced to endure the peltings and outrages of a mob of deranged half-wits, an experience from which he supposed he should have emerged a better person, but thats not really what happened—and if there were any lessons to be gleaned from the ordeal of those years he never quite figured out what they were. He walked into school every day like the fat lonely nerdy kid he was, and all he could think about was the day of his manumission, when he would at last be set free from its unending horror. Hey, Oscar, are there faggots on Mars?—Hey, Kazoo, catch this. The first time he heard the term moronic inferno he know exactly where it was located and who were its inhabitants." - Author: Junot Díaz

Quotes About Long Distance Love Sad

"I felt for a long time that this is what I want to do so Im happy at this point to just take my time and work on projects that I feel strongly about, and the rest of the time just live my life." - Author: Jennifer Connelly

Quotes About Judgement Of Appearance

"Finding The Man. Keeping The Man. Not scaring The Man, building up The Man, following The Man, soothing The Man, flattering The Man, deferring to The Man, changing your judgement for The Man, changing your decisions for The Man, polishing floors for The Man, being perpetually conscious of your appearance for The Man, being romantic for The Man, hinting to The Man, losing yourself in The Man. I never had a thought that wasnt yours. Sob, sob. Whenever I act like a human being, they say, What are you getting upset about? They say: of course youll get married. They say: of course youre brilliant. They say: of course youll get a PhD and then sacrifice it to have babies. They say: if you dont, youre the one wholl have two jobs and you can make a go of it if youre exceptional, which very few women are, and if you find a very understanding man. As long as you dont make more money than he does. How do they expect me to live all this junk?" - Author: Joanna Russ

Quotes About Baked Goods

"Im not some whore you can buy with a pan of yummy baked goods, woman. How dare you insult me?" - Author: R.L. Mathewson