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"Mystical insight and enlightenment occur when the veil between the worlds is lifted, the worlds are bridged, the gap closes, and we cross over."

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"I am a proud member of the LGBT community and could never bear the idea that someone could say I was closeted."

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"...baseball freely admits that the sport--like civilized society--is crawling with bums."

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"Youre like a dictionary. You know the word is in there, but you need to know how to spell what you want first"

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"Kyle dumped me for some stripper whore who shops at Wet Seal."

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"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"

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"If this was the price of benefits, it was too high. He wanted his friend back, because that was a man worth taking an avalanche for."

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Quotes About Impulsive Love

"Do you see what this pure feeling ‘love can do to people? Just now, I know you wanted to take my head off. But if love is so pure, why do so many die in the name of love? Its a poison. It enters your body and slowly makes you do impulsive things you wouldnt normally do. People kill themselves because they want to be with their love. People kill others because they want to be with their love. And people kill their love because they want to be with their love. All in the name of love, but in the end, someone dies." - Author: Charles Lee

Quotes About Disabilities And Education

"Outside of school, though, we were often defined by our disabilities. We were "handicapped"—a bit like a species. Often when people have a disability, its the disability that other people see rather than all the other abilities that coexist with their particular difficulty. Its why we talk about people being "disabled" rather than "having a disability." One of the reasons that people are branded by their disability is that the dominant conception of ability is so narrow. But the limitations of this conception affect everyone in education, not just those with "special needs." These days, anyone whose real strengths lie outside the restricted field of academic work can find being at school a dispiriting experience and emerge from it wondering if they have any significant aptitudes at all." - Author: Ken Robinson

Quotes About Hidden Messages

"You said, Im going to leave him because my love for you makes any other life a lie.Ive hidden these words in the lining of my coat. I take them out like a jewel thief when no-ones watching. They havent faded. Nothing about you has faded. You are still the colour of my blood. You are my blood. When I look in the mirror its not my own face I see. Your body is twice. Once you once me. Can I be sure which is which?" - Author: Jeanette Winterson

Quotes About Keeping On Smiling

"...never touching, never talking, just smiling and keeping our eyes locked." - Author: Ned Vizzini

Quotes About Irreverence

"Impiety, n. Your irreverence toward my deity." - Author: Ambrose Bierce

Quotes About What Hurts

"What hurts the mostWas being so closeAnd having so much to sayAnd watching you walk awayAnd never knowingWhat could have beenAnd not seeing that loving youIs what I was tryin to do" - Author: Rascal Flatts

Quotes About Property Ownership

"What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make others peoples decisions for them? Liberty, the very opposite of ownership and control, cannot, then, result from political action, either at the polls or at the barricades, but rather evolves out of attitude. If it results from anything, it must be levity." - Author: Tom Robbins

Quotes About New Life And Death

"The buzzard could not reason but he knew the patterns that led to food. His entire life was built upon such fragments of knowledge and he knew that where such groups of men rode, death rode with them." - Author: Louis LAmour

Quotes About Change Funny

"Its unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now theyre like a baby - its not so funny." - Author: Michael Haneke

Quotes About Testing On Animals

"Walter from Microsoft catches my eye. Heres a young guy with perfect teeth and clear skin and the kind of job you bother to write the alumni magazine about getting. You know he was too young to fight in any wars, and if his parents werent divorced, his father was never home, and here hes looking at me with half my face clean shaved and half a leering bruise hidden in the dark. Blood shining on my lips. And maybe Walters thinking about a meatless, pain-free potluck he went to last weekend or the ozone or the Earths desperate need to stop cruel product testing on animals, but probably hes not." - Author: Chuck Palahniuk