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"If you watch Oliviers interviews, he has this reptilian tongue; it seems too big for his mouth. My pursuit of that became distracting, so I let it go. The thrill was finding the right pair of glasses."

Paul Kelly Quotes

"I hate to be wrong. It makes me feel like a failure. Being wrong has the same affect on me as a lack of food or sleep. It lowers my entire mood. But, I need to be proved wrong sometimes, as it restores humility, and doesnt allow my ego to swell to stupidly big sizes."

David Levithan Quotes

"we are quiet tonight, but in the samesilence"

Auliq A Quotes

"Whenever a word nigga is spoken, Its always followed by the same question, Can white people say nigger ?and the correct answer is Not really."

AM Burrage Quotes

"All in a moment Hurlow forgot the beauty of the sounds and smelt fear. He smelt it as an animal smells it, the breath cold in his nostrils. He had read about Pan, a dead god who might safely be patronized while poring over a book in a London lodging, but here and at this hour a god not to be scorned. ("Furze Hollow")"

Jane Austen Quotes

"in dawdling through the greenhouse, where the loss of her favorite plants, unwarily exposed, and nipped by the lingering frost, raised the laughter of Charlotte,-and in visiting her poultry-yard, where in the disappointed hopes of her dairymaid, by hens forsaking their nests, or being stolen by a fox, or in the rapid decease of a promising young brood, she found fresh sources of merriment."

Belva Lockwood Quotes

"I know we cant abolish prejudice through laws, but we can set up guidelines for our actions by legislation."

Rachel Archelaus Quotes

"The more of me I be,The clearer I can see."

Allan Massie Quotes

"Blunders are an inescapable feature of war, because choice in military affairs lies generally between the bad and the worse."

Mike Rowe Quotes

"My mothers dad dropped out of the eighth grade to work. He had to. By the time he was 30, he was a master electrician, plumber, carpenter, mason, mechanic. That guy was, to me, a magician. Anything that was broken, he could fix. Anybody anywhere in our community knew that if there was a problem, Carl was there to fix it."

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Quotes About Righteous Indignation

"Look at them running to and fro about the streets, every one of them a scoundrel and a criminal at heart and, worse still, an idiot. But try to get me off and theyd be wild with righteous indignation. Oh, how I hate them all!" - Author: Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Quotes About Living For Today

"Europe has another meaning for me. Every time I mention that word, I see the Bosnian family in front of me, living far away from whatever they call home and eating their own wonderful food because thats all that is left for them. The fact remains that after fifty years, it was possible to have another war in Europe; that it was possible to change borders; that genocide is still possible even today." - Author: Slavenka Drakulić

Quotes About Bad Luck With Guys

"He went farther into the shadows to exchange his pants for the leather breeches. Too bad. When he emerged again, he looked pretty good even though it wasnt his style. And he was lucky there were no tights, after all. He tilted his head."You like it.""Shut up." I blushed. I hated vampire extrasensory perception. It wasnt fair that he could hear my heartbeat or smell my skin or what ever."Girls are so weird."Kieran snorted. "No kidding.""Please, you two were fighting ten minutes ago, and now youre the best of friends?" I said witheringly. "Guys are weird." - Author: Alyxandra Harvey

Quotes About Jobs And Professions

"In the last few years, losing my father, going through a divorce and not getting some jobs I really wanted, is making me a much more interesting person, I think. This all really does feel like a rebirth, a new chapter." - Author: John Stamos

Quotes About Judgement

"Perhaps our judgement of the purple woman was unfair. No doubt her theories concerning the "approach of the Teatro" made us all uneasy. But was this reason enough to cast her out from that artistic underworld which was the only society available to her? Like many societies, of course, ours was founded on fearful superstition, and this is always reason enough for any kind of behavior. She had been permanently stigmatized by too closely associating herself with something unclean in its essence." - Author: Thomas Ligotti

Quotes About Kamil

"Aku larut dalam mimpi itu sendiri, dan tidak pernah pergi. -Nadine Almaira Kamil-" - Author: Sefryana Khairil

Quotes About Wasteland

"It is not right that everyone should read the pages which follow; only a few will be able to savour this bitter fruit with impunity. Consequently, shrinking soul, turn on your heels and go back before penetrating further into such uncharted, perilous wastelands. Listen well to what I say: turn on your heels and go back, not forward,[...]" - Author: Comte de Lautréamont

Quotes About Hay Fever

"So I told [the doctor] about my hay fever, which used to rage just in summertime but now simmers the year round, and he listened listlessly as though it were a cock and bull story; and we sat there for a few minutes and neither of us was interested in the others nose, but after a while he poked a little swab up mine and made a smear on a glass slide and his assistant put it under the microscope and found two cells which delighted him and electrified the whole office, the cells being characteristic of a highly allergic system. The doctors manner changed instantly and he was full of the enthusiasm of discovery and was as proud of the two little cells as though they were his own." - Author: E.B. White

Quotes About Making Others Happy And Not Yourself

"Oh, my darling, wish you were here!And my dark soul is happy again, because it does not know how to be anything else for very long, andbecause the pain is a deep dark sea in which I would drown if I did not sail my little craft steadily over thesurface, steadily towards a sun which will never rise." - Author: Anne Rice

Quotes About Idiots At Work

"Im sure youve heard people talk about their Hearts Desire—well thats a load of rot. Hearts are idiots. Theyre big and squishy and full of daft dreams. They flounce off to write poetry and moon at folk who arent worth the mooning. Bones are the ones that have to make the journey, fight the monster, kneel before whomever is big on kneeling these days. Bones do the work for the hearts grand plans. Bones know what you need. Hearts only know want." - Author: Catherynne M. Valente