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"I prefer buying new books to a pair of new shoes."

Dawn Powell Quotes

"Rage swept over her at being young, young and little, as if some evil fairy had put that spell on her. Why must you be locked up in this dreadful cage of childhood for twenty or a hundred years? Nothing in life was possible unless you were old and rich, until then you were only small and futile before your tormentors, desperately waiting for the release that only years could bring."

J Christopher Herold Quotes

"His [Pitts] successor as prime minister was Mr. Addington, who was a friend of Mr. Pitt, just as Mr. Pitt was a friend of Mr. Addington; but their respective friends were each others enemies. Mr. Fox, who was Mr. Pitts enemy (although many of his friends were Mr. Pitts friends), had always stood uncompromisingly for peace with France and held dangerously liberal opinions; nevertheless, in 1804, Mr. Fox and Mr. Pitt got together to overthrow Mr. Pitts friend Mr. Addington, who was pushing the war effort with insufficient vigor."

Tibor Benedek Quotes

"Waterpolo is my life. Our relationship is that of predetermination Ill never be better at anything than waterpolo and that is why it is my duty to pursue this sport as long as I can, and to the best of my abilities."

Diana Graves Quotes

"Maybe hes not coming, I whispered to Damar. Hes crazy after all. Maybe something shiny caught his attention and he forgot about me."

Bronson Pinchot Quotes

"Beverly Hills Cop opened up a whole world. I got the television show and movies, and I would go sign autographs for one hour and get paid $25,000."

Toni Sorenson Quotes

"Those who resist positive change will find themselves deformed, but those who embrace it will find themselves transformed."

John Maynard Keynes Quotes

"The immense accumulations of fixed capital which, to the great benefit of mankind, were built up during the half century before the war, could never have come about in a Society where wealth was divided equitably."

Shannon Lyndsy Quotes

"You wanna know why the world is f**ked? This is why, this is exactly why…right here. Get a pen, write this down, this is important…The world is f**ked up because I eat WonderBread preserved with formaldehyde that lasts three weeks and will never grow mold as long as its kept in its magic silver bag. The world is f**ked up because I know my cans of tuna have mercury in it. The world is f**ked up because I know my flake light tuna and WonderBread are poisonous, yet I still eat them!"

Wink Martindale Quotes

"And then I did one called High Rollers and that was a lot of fun."

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"Everybody in the South loves the one closeted homosexual whos married. Its just too funny to not have in a movie about the South. Its an epidemic. You gotta represent!" - Author: Tate Taylor

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"Immer wieder behauptete Unwahrheiten werden nicht zu Wahrheiten, sondern, was schlimmer ist, zu Gewohnheiten." - Author: Oliver Hassencamp

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"What can be sadder than a discouraged artist dying not from his own commonplace maladies, but from the cancer of oblivion?" - Author: Vladimir Nabokov

Quotes About Passionate Love Making

"We cannot worship the suffering God today and ignore him tomorrow. We cannot eat and drink the body and blood of the passionate and compassionate God today, and then refuse to live passionately and compassionately tomorrow. If we say or sing, as we so often do, Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit, we thereby commit ourselves, in love, to the work of making his love known to the world that still stands so sorely in need of it. This is not the god the world wants. This is the God the world needs." - Author: N. T. Wright

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"Growing up, in church we had the homily; at home its what I call the momily - the inspirational and instructive mom-isms that every family has." - Author: Christine Pelosi

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"Tomorrow has not invited you yet, so LIVE for today! Tomorrow is near, yet so far away. Choose this day to smile, laugh, love unconditionally, and be happy within." - Author: Stephanie Lahart

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"John trotted up, carrying his satchel. "Yes. Wexlers gone. We need your car.""What? Why?"John circled around to the passenger-side door and said, "Car chase." - Author: David Wong

Quotes About Barney Love

"I hear. Nobody thinks so. But I do. Sometimes people whisper. Sometimes they yell. Sometimes they say mean things. I see more than the TV. Its my friend. I dont have any others, like the kids on Barney do. Why are people afraid of me? I dont want to hurt them. I taste only the sweet air, whooshed through tubes to help me breathe. If Im lucky a bit of flavor comes with the wind or skin or clothes I smell. I wish my mouth would let me tell Mama I love her. Let me tell Daddy I ms him. Let me tell Shane how good I feel when I see him happy with Alex. I like when I swim because when I float, I am free. I like when I sleep because I dance when I dream. I hear, I see, I taste, I smell, I feel, I dream." - Author: Ellen Hopkins

Quotes About Funny Parting

"Hanged"I hung myself today. Hanged? Whatever,the point is I hanged myself today and Im stillhanging.I feel fine. Just bored. I keep hoping thatsomeone will come home and cut me downbut then I keep remembering that if I knewsomeone like that I wouldnt be up here. Bitironic, right? Or is that not ironic? I readsomewhere that, like, anything funny is,in some way, ironic. But I dont know if itsfunny or not. I dont think my brain owns"funny", you know?I feel taller. I like that.Ive never been away from my shadow forthis long. It had always clung to my feet,parting momentarily for a quick dive intothe swimming pool. But never for fivehours. I like it. Theres three feet of spacebetween my two and the floor.I wanted something this morning. I may bestuck. But at least Im three feet closer to it." - Author: Bo Burnham

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"War is failure of diplomacy." - Author: John Dingell