[I'd Often Slip And Fall On The Ice After Last Call, Which Explained The Ever-present Welts. If I Were With A Woman, I'd Usually Execute A Precautionary Vomit In The Men's Room In An Effort Avoid Any Ugly Incidents Once I Got Her Back To Her Place. And They Say Chivalry Is Dead.]

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