[I'd Often Slip And Fall On The Ice After Last Call, Which Explained The Ever-present Welts. If I Were With A Woman, I'd Usually Execute A Precautionary Vomit In The Men's Room In An Effort Avoid Any Ugly Incidents Once I Got Her Back To Her Place. And They Say Chivalry Is Dead.]

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"If you seek creative ideas go walking.Angels whisper to a man when he goes fora walk."

Vince Gilligan Quotes

"People want what they want, for as long as they want it, then tastes change and something else works."

Jacobus Henricus Van T Hoff Quotes

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Shana Alexander Quotes

"The mark of a true crush... is that you fall in love first and grope for reasons afterward."

Robert Schumann Quotes

"Nature best teaches how to pray, and how to reverence all the gifts the Almighty has given us. She is like a vast outspread handkerchief, embroidered with Gods eternal name, on which we may dry alike our tears of sorrow and of joy; she turns weeping into ecstasy, and fills our hearts with speechless, quiet reverence and resignation."

Frank Olvera Quotes

"The assumption of no God cannot be proven by science."

Wittgenstein Quotes

"The I, the I is what is deeplt mysterious."

John B Haldane Quotes

"I am quite sure that our views on evolution would be very different had biologists studied genetics and natural selection before and not after most of them were convinced that evolution had occurred."

Charles Colson Quotes

"Id walk over my own grandmother to re-elect Richard Nixon."

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Quotes About Memorable Nights

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"Childhood is measured out by sounds and smells and sights, before the dark hour of reason grows." - Author: John Betjeman

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