[I'd Often Slip And Fall On The Ice After Last Call, Which Explained The Ever-present Welts. If I Were With A Woman, I'd Usually Execute A Precautionary Vomit In The Men's Room In An Effort Avoid Any Ugly Incidents Once I Got Her Back To Her Place. And They Say Chivalry Is Dead.]

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"How flimsy our existence is, how many conditions must exist and must continue to exist over the course of millions of years so that a single flower or a single pencil or a single book might exist... For a moment I felt like a string being strummed by thousands of fingers, and I closed my eyes. Our existence on this planet hangs by a thread, every tomato and every onion is such an enormous miracle you could collapse with awe in a vegetable market."

Dakota Lane Quotes

"Whats the point if you dont tell your people? Who else can bring you down like they do?"

Heather Dixon Quotes

"You once said you had studied at the university," said Eve shyly. "What did you stufy, please?"Azalea blushed. It was all right for the girls to interrogate normal gentlemen, but this was the one she wanted to keep."Ah," said Mr. Bradford, coloring as well. "Politics, actually. Some philosophy, and sciences. But...mostly politics, Im afraid."

Joe Mantello Quotes

"If I hadnt gone into the theater, I would be a painter."

Francisco Suniaga Quotes

"Fiel Malaver murió hace ya varios años. La última vez que lo vi, tenía blancos el pelo y el mítico bigote, su cuerpo estaba más enteco, había perdidomucho de su tejido adiposo, y pensé que en las tardes de diciembre ahora sentiría frío"

Roscoe Bartlett Quotes

"I will work for energy policies that recognize oil wont last forever."

Crystal A Cordero Quotes

"Love isnt about finding the perfect person. A perfect person does not exist. Love is about accepting someone for who they are completely, good and bad. Its about seeing their flaws and understanding that it makes them who they are. Love isnt always going to be easy, in fact it really shouldnt be. If love is easy, it isnt love."

Scavola Quotes

"Dont start right off writing the ‘Great American Novel, thats too much pressure and youll get disappointed; start with porn, its fun and a good way to get your feet wet."

Robert Higgs Quotes

"In regard to the so-called social contract, I have often had occasion to protest that I havent even seen the contract, much less been asked to consent to it. A valid contract requires voluntary offer, acceptance, and consideration. Ive never received an offer from my rulers, so I certainly have not accepted one; and rather than consideration, I have received nothing but contempt from the rulers, who, notwithstanding the absence of any agreement, have indubitably threatened me with grave harm in the event that I fail to comply with their edicts."

Benjamin Breedlove Quotes

"Then I looked at myself in the mirror. I was proud of myself, of my entire life, of everything I have done. It was the BEST feeling... I didnt want to leave that place. I wish I never woke up."

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