[If You Ever Start Feeling Like You Have The Goofiest, Craziest, Most Dysfunctional Family In The World, All You Have To Do Is Go To A State Fair. Because Five Minutes At The Fair, You'll Be Going, 'you Know, We're Alright. We Are Dang Near Royalty.']

Author: Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Related Authors

L H Sigourney Quotes

"And say to mothers what a holy charge is theirs--with what a kingly power their love might rule the fountains of the new-born mind."

Joaquin Sabina Quotes

"Pídele cuentas a la pura verdadque no se pringa, que no tiene piedad;yo sólo me colguémedallas que no gané."

Prem Kishore Quotes

"When the British left, India was a multireligious, multiregional, multiethnic country, exploited, backward, and poor from colonialism."

Edward Bloor Quotes

"A person is not really gone until everyone who knew them is gone."

Sienna Miller Quotes

"Im not high maintenance."

Lilith Saintcrow Quotes

"Oh God, Oh God were all gonna die doesnt really fit the definition of banter, now does it?"

Kiran Joshi Quotes

"The biggest curse in life is not loosing your love, but not being loved by someone you love."

Carmen Busquets Quotes

"My creative side is identifying all these great entrepreneurial creative people that come up with great ideas, whether they are in fashion or technology or a new tool to improve ourselves."

Matthew Kelly Quotes

"Consumption.And if the culture doesnt have a vision for the human person, it certainly doesnt have a vision for the family. In fact, the culture would prefer that every family be broken, because a broken family needs two dishwashers, two lawnmowers, ant two of almost everything else. And if culture could break families up two, three, four ways, it would prefer that."

Leopoldo Marechal Quotes

"Temperee, riante, (comme le sont celles dautomne dans la tres gracieuse ville de Buenos Aires) resplendissait la matinee de ce 28 avril: dix heures venait de sonner aux horloges et, a cet instant, eveillee, gesticulant sous le soleil matinal, la Grande Capitale du Sud etait un epi dhommes qui se disputaient a grands cris la possession du jour et de la terre."

Related Topics

Quotes About Britain

"Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain." - Author: Frank Portman

Quotes About Lasting Influence

"[T]his readiness to assume the guilt for the threats to our environment is deceptively reassuring: We like to be guilty since, if we are guilty, it all depends on us. We pull the strings of the catastrophe, so we can also save ourselves simply by changing our lives. What is really hard for us (at least in the West) to accept is that we are reduced to the role of a passive observer who sits and watches what our fate will be. To avoid this impotence, we engage in frantic, obsessive activities. We recycle old paper, we buy organic food, we install long-lasting light bulbs—whatever—just so we can be sure that we are doing something. We make our individual contribution like the soccer fan who supports his team in front of a TV screen at home, shouting and jumping from his seat, in the belief that this will somehow influence the games outcome." - Author: Slavoj Žižek

Quotes About Comear

"Its hard notto jump outinstead ofwaiting to befound. Itshard to bealone so longand then hearsomeone comearound. Itslike some formof skins developedin the airthat, ratherthan have torn,you tear."Hide and Seek" - Author: Kay Ryan

Quotes About Quotes Of Rizal About Love

"In New York, you can just wake up and everything sorts itself out. I love that, not having a plan." - Author: Kate Mara

Quotes About Family Splits

"Family quarrels are bitter things. They dont go according to any rules. Theyre not like aches or wounds, theyre more like splits in the skin that wont heal because theres not enough material." - Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

Quotes About Leaving A Job

"At the last moment, Kellan swerved around him, quickly leaving the zombie behind. "Why didnt you just hit him?" Jayden asked, turning to look behind us as we sped away. I did, too. The zombie spun around as he immediately started to follow us. "I didnt want to mess up my paint job," Kellan sarcastically replied as he turned on the street that would lead us to the store. "Plus, I just washed it." - Author: Rose Wynters

Quotes About Melancholy Love

"Mrs. Dashwood remained at Norland several months; not from any disinclination to move when the sight of every well known spot ceased to raise the violent emotion which it produced for a while; for when her spirits began to revive, and her mind became capable of some other exertion than that of heightening its affliction by melancholy remembrances, she was impatient to be gone, and indefatigable in her inquiries for a suitable dwelling in the neighbourhood of Norland; for to remove far from that beloved spot was impossible. But she could hear of no situation that at once answered her notions of comfort and ease, and suited the prudence of her eldest daughter, whose steadier judgment rejected several houses as too large for their income, which her mother would have approved." - Author: Jane Austen

Quotes About Meggie

"He flung his arms around her neck, but only once he saw Silvertoungues back was turned. He never knew with fathers. "Ill save him, Meggie!" he wispered in her ear. "Ill bring Dustfinger back. This story will have a happy ending.I swear!" - Author: Cornelia Funke

Quotes About Development Of Self

"I swear that while I live I will do what little I can to preserve and to augment the liberties of man, woman, and child.It is a question of justice, of mercy, of honesty, of intellectual development. If there is a man in the world who is not willing to give to every human being every right he claims for himself, he is just so much nearer a barbarian than I am. It is a question of honesty. The man who is not willing to give to every other the same intellectual rights he claims for himself, is dishonest, selfish, and brutal." - Author: Robert G. Ingersoll

Quotes About Wants And Needs

"This beautiful body, sweetness?  Its made for pleasure.  Its singing to me, telling me what it wants and needs.  Those other idiots you were with werent fuckin listening." - Author: Ella Fox