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"Further, there are things of which the mind understands one part, but remains ignorant of the other; and when man is able to comprehend certain things, it does not follow that he must be able to comprehend everything."

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"While everyone adjusted themselves and their packs, Donna sniffed curiously at Louies nose. Her attitude suggested she might want to make friends with the giant dog; Lou couldnt resist the temptation. Once Donna lured Louie in, she slowly, cautiously, turned about to align her hooves with Louies head. Perhaps she didnt like dogs. Perhaps she didnt want a rival for Montys attentions. Perhaps she was merely an impish tarkus much like the Dane himself. Cody watched as the Dane failed to grasp the gravity of his predicament. At the last moment, Cody smacked Louies hind end, scuttling the devious donkeys murderous trap."

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"Sure, there is an undeniable pleasure in rooting for a winning team and in being able to look down on opposing fans with equal measures of superiority and disdain. But thats also the Ruthian drawback in rooting for the Yankees (along with high ticket prices, overpriced concessions and crude neighbors). The true pleasure in sports comes not from simply winning but from watching a team overcome adversity to win in the end. The joy of sports is never the final destination, its the journey. Its experiencing the highs and lows, and appreciating those highs all the more because of the awful lows."

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