[I'm Not A Big Scatology Fan, Unlike My Sons, Who Can Amuse Themselves For An Entire Afternoon By Repeating The Phrase 'crocodile Fart.' So I'll Spare You From An Overabundance Of Detail In This Chapter. This Chapter Will Be Somewhat Soft Focus, Like The TV Camera In A Barbra Streisand Interview.]

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