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Quotes About Stars Falling

"Stevie: "If you think hes a lecher and all men are disgusting, why do you want me to date?"Zena: "Because, Stevie. Now and then, when the moon is full and bluish, when the galaxy is all calm and peaceful and serenity rules and even the falling stars are falling gracefully, and the wind creates a beautiful song, thats when you find one outstanding man. Kind. Loyal. Funny and smart, great in bed but not kinky. A lover in his head and in his body. A man who doesnt think as a dick-obsessed monkey with a brain the size of a testicle, but one who is thoughtful and can hold his emotions in one hand and hug you close with the other. A man who is a hunky, manly man but who can talk to you like your best girlfriend, because thats what he wants to be for you. Your best friend."(Page 44)" - Author: Cathy Lamb

Quotes About Precariousness

"To live in any true sense of the word is to reject others; to accept them, one must be able to renounce, to do oneself violence, to act against ones own nature, to weaken oneself; we conceive freedom only for ourselves - we extend it to our neighbours only at the cost of exhausting efforts; whence the precariousness of liberalism, a defiance of our instincts, a brief and miraculous success, a state of exception, at the antipodes of our deepest imperatives." - Author: Emil Cioran

Quotes About Trumpet Players

"Trumpet players see each other, and its like were getting ready to square off or get into a fight or something." - Author: Wynton Marsalis

Quotes About Travel And Marriage

"...setting out together in a marriage is a lot like setting out on the river. Some parts will be rough; some will be smooth. You cant see from the start where its gonna travel and where its gonna end up. Sometimes itll turn a sharp corner; sometimes itll drift along awhile. Thing is, no matter what the river does, both parties gotta paddle equally, see?" - Author: Lisa Wingate

Quotes About Ancrath

"Whats it going to take for you to open that door? Gold? Blood?""Your name and password.""My name is Honorous Jorg Ancrath, my password is divine right. Now open the fecking door." - Author: Mark Lawrence

Quotes About Guardians Of The Galaxy

"No country can be well governed unless its citizens as a body keep religiously before their minds that they are the guardians of the law, and that the law officers are only the machinery for its execution, nothing more." - Author: Mark Twain

Quotes About Avoiding Love

"For me, wearing a tie is a pleasure, a recherche one but a pleasure nonetheless. You could say that Im avoiding tie avoidance. My own gorgeous collection runs into hundreds and I buy them the way I buy books - I simply cant pass a shop. I have loved them since I could spend my own money on them." - Author: Peter York

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"George Burns was the father I never had." - Author: Bobby Darin

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"Ive learned some of the greatest life lessons from growing up in the skate and punk rock communities." - Author: Mark Hoppus

Quotes About Don Bradman

"Don Bradman will bat no more against England, and two contrary feelings dispute within us: relief, that our bowlers will no longer be oppressed by this phenomenon; regret, that a miracle has been removed from among us. So must ancient Italy have felt when she heard of the death of Hannibal." - Author: R.C. Robertson Glasgow