[In 2007, My Life Changed Forever. I Signed On 'Tashan,' A Full-on Glamorous Masala Movie, With Two Of The Hottest And Fittest Actors Around: Akshay Kumar And Saif Ali Khan. And Me, Rising Out Of The Sea Like A Bond Girl, Wearing Nothing But A Green Bikini. I Had Nightmares Of How My Love Handles Would Be On Display For The Whole World To See.]

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Quotes About Someone Not Valuing You

"I learned two important things about the sound I was searching for: that it had to be indirect, refracted or muffled in some way; and that the sound had to give the impression that it would continue forever- the sound of someone practicing piano heard faintly from an unknown direction, or the sound of gentle rain outside a window, punctuated by drops falling on the casement." - Author: Ryū Murakami

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