[Is Your Dad Mr. Kipling? Because You're A Tart!]

Author: Kirkland Ciccone Quotes

Related Authors

Keith McGowan Quotes

"I love children. Eating them, that is."

Derek Bailey Quotes

"I am reactive."

Movie Deep Impact Quotes

"Alan Rittenhouse: I know youre just a reporter, but you used to be a person, right?"

Sable Grace Quotes

"A liar lies to others. A fool lies to herself."

Lee Remick Quotes

"Im not an oddball."

David Sullivan Quotes

"Live the life you wish to, date the man you wish to date, and stop looking to your family for affirmation for the choices that you make. Life is full of risks. You cant live your life in fear of how people will judge you for following your dreams."

Alexander Chee Quotes

"I resented the idea of being talented. I couldnt respect it — in my experience, no one else did. Being called talented at school had only made me a target for resentment. I wanted to work. Work, I could honor."

Dan Rhodes Quotes

"I fell in love the moment I saw her in her grandfathers kitchen, her dark curls crashing over her Portuguese shoulders. Would you like to drink coffee? she smiled.Im really not that thirsty.What? What you say? Her English wasnt too good. Now Im seventy-three and shes just turned seventy. Would you like to drink coffee? she asked me today, smiling. Im really not that thirsty.What? What you say? Neither of us has the gift of language acquisition. After fifty years of marriage we have never really spoken, but we love each other more than words can say."

Brian Clough Quotes

"Players lose you games, not tactics. Theres so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes."

Cynthia Vespia Quotes

"Live your dreams."

Related Topics

Quotes About Dear Ones

"Dear headphones. Will you please stop fucking each other. It takes too much time to set you guys apart. Thanks" - Author: Himmilicious

Quotes About Miraculous

"Dont forget that healing takes time. Dont expect to try meditation and a new skincare line and end up with perfect skin in a week. Give yourself the gift of time and patience. The body is a complicated, miraculous system and each body processes change in its own time." - Author: Yancy Lael

Quotes About Usain

"...be as fast as Usain Bolt, the winner is the winner, even if he crawls like a crab, his destiny is unshakable." - Author: Michael Bassey Johnson

Quotes About The Catskills

"A western buckaroo, I share his scorn for people who go camping by the book, relying on the authority of some half-assed assistant scoutmaster whose total experience outdoors probably consists of two overnight hikes and a weekend in the Catskills. But we have just had that confrontation. The one who goes by Pritchards book is Sids wife, and I am wary. It is not my expedition. I am a guest here." - Author: Wallace Stegner

Quotes About Unorthodoxy

"He disliked nearly all women, and especially the young and pretty ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy." - Author: George Orwell

Quotes About My Past Relationships

"Mom?" I say as I slip on my boots. "I know you were only eighteen when you met Dad. I mean, thats really young to meet the person you spend the rest of your life with. Do you ever regret it?"She doesnt answer immediately. Instead, she lies back on my bed and clasps her hands behind her head, pondering my question."Ive never regretted it. Questioned it? Sure. But never regretted.""Is there a difference?" I ask."Absolutely. Regret is counterproductive. Its looking back on a past that you cant change. Questioning things as they occur can prevent regret in the future. I questioned a lot about my relationship with your father. People make spontaneous decisions based on of their hearts all the time. Theres so much more to relationships than just love." - Author: Colleen Hoover

Quotes About Pissed

"If by okay you mean pissed, flustered and turned on, then, yes, Im okay." - Author: Ella Dominguez

Quotes About Believing In You

"If believing in yourself and going after what you want in life and realising your worth is ruthless and selfish, then Im definitely ruthless and selfish." - Author: Nicole Scherzinger

Quotes About Ranking

"Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankinds pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality." - Author: Sarah Silverman

Quotes About True Facts Of Life

"The greatest gains and values are farthest from being appreciated. We easily come to doubt if they exist. We soon forget them. They are the highest reality. Perhaps the facts most astounding and most real are never communicated by man to man. The true harvest of my daily life is somewhat as intangible and indescribable as the tints of morning or evening. It is a little star-dust caught, a segment of the rainbow which I have clutched." - Author: Henry David Thoreau