[It's Amazing. TV Used To Give Americans The Reverse Fantasy: What If You, Normal Person, Suddenly Became A Millionaire? Now It's "Oh, Who Are We Kidding? You Consider Yourself Lucky To Hold On To Your Job Deep-frying Chicken Parts, But How'd You Like To Be Briefly Introduced To A Millionaire? Would You Like That? You Can Even Touch His Garments!" And People Watch This Shit And Find It Inspirational.]

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"People crave fear."

Susan Branch Quotes

"Goodbye Darcy, goodbye Jean, goodbye stone cottage, scratchy towels, fields of wildflowers; good bye gorgeous Peak District ... OK English People, for your own good, get off the roads, here we come!"

Sophie Kinsella Quotes

"Whoever it was, whether I knew them or not, if I could help in some way, I would. I mean, if you can help, you have to help. Dont you think? - Poppy Wyatt"

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"Me and my insatiable curiosity. If theres any justice in the world, I was a very good cat in a past life."

Noah Gray Cabey Quotes

"I am a big lover of the environment. I actually come from Maine, which is pretty much all environment."

Elizabeth Munro Quotes

"You always help me put things in perspective Ray," I told him after our food arrived."No, Camille," he laughed. "I point out the bullshit you avoid, make you step in it then I leave it up to you to figure out how to get it off your shoes.""I guess thats why Im never sure if I should thank you," I said suddenly feeling lighter than I had in days. "Theres a lot of old shit on my shoes today."

William Davenant Quotes

"Fame, like the river, is narrowest where it is bred, and broadest afar off."

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