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Vinoba Bhave Quotes

"If we could only snap the fetters of the body that bind the feet of the soul, we shall experience a great joy. Then we shall not be miserable because of the bodys sufferings. We shall become free."

Dr Kelso Scrubs Quotes

"Who the hell cares about what anybody else thinks? Just look into your heart and do whatever the hell makes you happy."

Gail Caldwell Quotes

"The rest of the family tree had a root system soggy with alcohol... One aunt had fallen asleep with her face in the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner; anothers fondness for Coors was so unwavering that I can still remember the musky smell of the beer and the coldness of the cans. Most of the men drank the way all Texas men drank, or so I believed, which meant that they were tough guys who could hold their liquor until they couldnt anymore--a capacity that often led to some cloudy version of doom, be it financial ruin or suicide or the lesser betrayal of simple estrangement. Both social drinkers, my parents had eluded these tragic endings; in the postwar Texas of suburbs and cocktails, their drinking was routine but undramatic."

EL Montes Quotes

"An outsider would have advised me to run like a bat out of hell, but sometimes you just had to crawl through the dark before you could see the light."

Petra Ecclestone Quotes

"My dad has worked so hard his whole life. He doesnt deserve to see his daughters going out embarrassing themselves and flashing their knickers. I want to make my parents proud."

L Michael White Quotes

"So far as we know, Jesus did not write anything, nor did anyone who had personal knowledge of him. There is no archaeological evidence of his existence. There are no contemporaneous accounts of his life or death: no eyewitness accounts, nor any other kind of first-hand record. All the accounts of Jesus come from decades or centuries later; the gospels themselves all come from later times, though they may contain earlier sources or oral traditions. The earliest writings that survive are the letters of Paul of Tarsus, written 20-30 years after the dates given for Jesuss death. Paul was not a companion of Jesus, nor does he ever claim to have seen Jesus before his death."

Carmen Ejogo Quotes

"Growing up in London, with a hippie mom, I dont know that Im most peoples definition of what a black person is. Im mixed, yes, but in the world Im defined as black before Im defined white. Ive never been called white."

Tasha Tudor Quotes

"Why do women want to dress like men when theyre fortunate enough to be women? Why lose femininity, which is one of our greatest charms? We get more accomplished by being charming than we would be flaunting around in pants and smoking. Im very fond of men. I think they are wonderful creatures. I love them dearly. But I dont want to look like one. When women gave up their long skirts, they made a grave error…"

Mike Nichols Quotes

"The only safe thing is to take a chance."

Lydia Brownback Quotes

"We arent going to choose paths of wisdom if we dont trust the One who has marked out those paths for us. Fear of the Lord is trust in the Lord"

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Quotes About Pombo

"Os pombos zombam dos monumentos cagando-os." - Author: Filipe Russo

Quotes About Precious Girl

"Somewhere in the world there was a young woman with such splendid understanding that shed see him entire, like a poem or story, and find his words so valuable after all that when he confessed his apprehensions she would explain why they were in fact the very things that made him precious to her...and to Western Civilization! There was no such girl, the simple truth being." - Author: John Barth

Quotes About Cotton Fields

"I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!" - Author: Bob Livingston

Quotes About Subjectivism

"Naturally, society has an indisputable right to protect itself against arrant subjectivisms, but, in so far as society is itself composed of de-individualized human beings, it is completely at the mercy of ruthless individualists. Let it band together into groups and organizations as much as it likes – it is just this banding together and the resultant extinction of the individual personality that makes it succumb so readily to a dictator. A million zeros joined together do not, unfortunately, add up to one. Ultimately everything depends on the quality of the individual, but our fatally short-sighted age thinks only in terms of large numbers and mass organizations, though one would think that the world had seen more than enough of what a well-disciplined mob can do in the hand of a single madman." - Author: C.G. Jung

Quotes About Tattoo Eternity

"She did know that once tattooed one could no longer expect to lie for all eternity in an orthodox Jewish cemetery. They wouldnt even bury women with pierced ears. A strange theory of mutilation from the people who invented cutting the skin off the pee-pee." - Author: Tom Robbins

Quotes About Meditations

"My note was a strange mixture of facts and observations, carefully noted and itemised, with irrepressible meditations on what such problems might mean, in regard to who and what and where this poor man was - whether, indeed, one could speak of an existence, given so absolute a privation of memory or continuity." - Author: Oliver Sacks

Quotes About Losing

"So lets hear another one of your irrational fears."Mia grasped me by the arms and pulled herself in to my chest, like she was burrowing her body into mine. "Im scared of losing you," she said in the faintest of voices." - Author: Gayle Forman

Quotes About Ethereal

"...in my dreams the world would come alive, becoming so captivatingly majestic, free and ethereal, that afterwards it would be oppressive to breathe the dust of this painted life." - Author: Vladimir Nabokov

Quotes About Ontario

"Canada?" Ash said. "You didnt say it was in Canada."I said Ontario." (Maya)"I thought you meant Ontario, California.""Seriously?" Tori said,rolling her eyes. "A helicopter to California? You may be hot,but your sister clearly inherited all the brains in the family.""Did she call me hot?" Ash whispered to me, looking more annoyed than he ever did when someone called him a jerk."She hasnt been on a date in six months", Derek rumbled behind us. "No offense, but as long as arent related to her, youre fair game. Hell, even--"Tori spun on him. "I didnt know.""Um, wait a sec," Corey said. "So Ash is hot and Im seriously cute? Is there a difference?""Yes," Hayley said, and propelled him through the line." - Author: Kelley Armstrong

Quotes About Campaigns

"He spoke of his campaigns in the deserts of Mexico and he told them of horses killed under him and he said that the souls of horses mirror the souls of men more closely than men suppose and that horses also love war. Men say they only learn this but he said that no creature can learn that which his heart has no shape to holo" - Author: Cormac McCarthy