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Quotes About Looking Forward To The Future And Not The Past

"Eradicate poverty. This is all that matters in my country. When I am out training I think about this a lot; when I am running it is going over in my mind. As a country we cannot move forward until we eradicate poverty." - Author: Haile Gebrselassie

Quotes About Proving Something To Someone

"Never do a single thing in the anticipation to prove something to someone who has hurt you. If someone has hurt or offended you (whoever that person may be), never perform anything or strive for anything in your life with the mind of proving something to that someone/ to those people. May nothing that you do be done with any thought of them in mind. There is nothing that needs to be proven." - Author: C. JoyBell C.

Quotes About Success Is Not Measured

"True success is not measured by how much you have achieved but by how many times youve failed" - Author: Brian Leslie

Quotes About Allright

"I stared at her. "But she drugged us.""That is no longer news, dumbass. Are you going to ask why she drugged you?""Allright," I said, narrowing my eyes. "Why?""Because, dear October, youre the most passively suicidal person Ive ever met, and thats saying something. Youll never open your wrists, but youll run headfirst into hell. Youll have good reasons. Youll have great reasons, even. And a part of you will be praying that you wont come out again." - Author: Seanan McGuire

Quotes About Wine Barrels

"T is sweet to win, no matter how, ones laurels,By blood or ink; t is sweet to put an endTo strife; t is sometimes sweet to have our quarrels,Particularly with a tiresome friend:Sweet is old wine in bottles, ale in barrels;Dear is the helpless creature we defendAgainst the world; and dear the schoolboy spotWe neer forget, though there we are forgot.But sweeter still than this, than these, than all,Is first and passionate Love—it stands alone,Like Adams recollection of his fall;The Tree of Knowledge has been plucked—all s known—And Life yields nothing further to recallWorthy of this ambrosial sin, so shown,No doubt in fable, as the unforgivenFire which Prometheus filched for us from Heaven." - Author: George Gordon Byron

Quotes About Higher Consciousness

"The very idea of higher states of consciousness is absurd. Comparing one state of consciousness to another and saying one is "higher" and the other is "mundane" is like eating a banana and complaining its not a very good apple." - Author: Brad Warner

Quotes About Compatibility In Marriage

"[L]asting love is something a person has to decide to experience. Lifelong monogamous devotion is just not natural—not for women even, and emphatically not for men. It requires what, for lack of a better term, we can call an act of will. . . . This isnt to say that a young man cant hope to be seized by love. . . . But whether the sheer fury of a mans feelings accurately gauges their likely endurance is another question. The ardor will surely fade, sooner or later, and the marriage will then live or die on respect, practical compatibility, simple affection, and (these days, especially) determination. With the help of these things, something worthy of the label love can last until death. But it will be a different kind of love from the kind that began the marriage. Will it be a richer love, a deeper love, a more spiritual love? Opinions vary. But its certainly a more impressive love." - Author: Robert Wright

Quotes About Posti

"Quelli non erano i suoni dun violino; pareva bensì che una voce tremenda avesse incominciato a tuonare, per la prima volta, nella nostra buia abitazione. Forse le mie impressioni erano falsate e malate, forse i miei sentimenti erano sconvolti da tutto ciò di cui ero stata testimone, e predisposti già a sensazioni terribili, colme dun tormento senza scampo: ma io sono fermamente convinta daver udito gemiti, grida umane, pianti; unintera disperazione si riversava in quei suoni..."." - Author: Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Quotes About Discovery And Learning

"Corporate secrets bouncing around a computer system thats open to the world? Hey, thats fair game and they deserve the embarrassment of its discovery. But using this knowledge to line your pockets or, worse, using insider knowledge to get the information and then calling that hacking is an affront to any of us who hack for the sake of learning." - Author: Emmanuel Goldstein

Quotes About Dressers

"What never fails to astonish at Skara Brae is the sophistication. These were the dwellings of Neolithic people, but the houses had locking doors, a system of drainage and even, it seems, elemental plumbing with slots in the walls to sluice away wastes. The interiors were capacious. The walls, still standing, were up to ten feet high, so they afforded plenty of headroom, and the floors were paved. Each house has built-in stone dressers, storage alcoves, boxed enclosures presumed to be beds, water tanks, and damp courses that would have kept the interiors snug and dry. The houses are all of one size and built to the same plan, suggesting a kind of genial commune rather than a conventional tribal hierarchy. Covered passageways ran between the houses and led to a paved open area—dubbed "the marketplace" by early archaeologists—where tasks could be done in a social setting." - Author: Bill Bryson