[Lightning Goes Up. It Shoots Right Up From The Ground And Into The Cloud. This What The Encyclopedia Says In The Section On Climate And Weather. I Reread This Passage A Couple Of Times To Make Sure I Hadn't Gone Batty—but No, Lightning Goes Up.]

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