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"Im good for some things, bad for a lot of things."

Henry Wells Quotes

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Rainn Wilson Quotes

"I joined an acting class in my junior year in high school. Id always wanted to try it."

Lafcadio Hearn Quotes

"To ancient Chinese fancy, the Milky Way was a luminous river, - the River of Heaven, - the Silver Stream."

Brooke DOrsay Quotes

"Even if I have only 15 minutes, I knock out some toning moves or get in a burst of cardio."

Janice Liang Quotes

"Deal with it."

Bruce Campbell Quotes

"Any time a writer thinks he has all the answers to how someone should talk or react or end a scene, its a spontaneity-killer."

Harry Stack Sullivan Quotes

"There is no fun in psychiatry. If you try to get fun out of it, you pay a considerable price for your unjustifiable optimism."

Shaun F Messick Quotes

"Almost two hundred sixty-six years ago on my home world, Earth, my forefathers did the same thing. They declared their independence and free agency from an enemy that oppressed them. No one at that time expected this rebellion force to win the war. They were severely outnumbered, and they were extremely inexperienced compared to their enemy. Despite those odds, they succeeded in winning the war, giving them their independence and freewill to choose. (Adrian Palmer, Worlds Without End: The Mission)"

Sanny Oropel Quotes

"I want to do Sunday brunch. I want to make love when its raining. I want to kiss when I wake up. I want to hold hands and never, ever, ever, let go.I want to do all of these.I want to do all of these with you."

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Quotes About Sneaking Up

"Will someone please tell me why you all call me Sparky?" she burst out in frustration. "And if I get stabbed one more time tonight Im going to lose it!" she added, rounding on Jason, who was sneaking up behind her holding a stapler." - Author: Josephine Angelini

Quotes About Steadfast Friendship

"Mary Lincoln provided Elizabeth Keckley with opportunities for social and economic advancement she probably had never imagined during her years as a slave, while Elizabeth offered Mary the loyal, steadfast friendship she craved but had always found so elusive." - Author: Jennifer Chiaverini

Quotes About Nose

"A thousand woodpeckers flew in through the window and settled themselves on Pinocchios nose." - Author: Carlo Collodi

Quotes About Sally Hayes

"All these angels start coming out of the boxes and everywhere, guys carrying crucifixes and stuff all over the place, and the whole bunch of them - thousands of them - singing "Come All Ye Faithful" like mad. Big deal. Its supposed to be religious as hell, I know, and very pretty and all, but I cant see anything religious or pretty, for Gods sake, about a bunch of actors carrying crucifixes all over the stage. When they all finished and started going out the boxes again, you could tell they could hardly wait to get a cigarette of something. I saw it with old Sally Hayes the year before, and she kept saying how beautiful it was, the costumes and all. I said old jesus probably wouldve puked if he could see it." - Author: J.D. Salinger

Quotes About Blown

"The road is a river of ice, slick and unforgiving. A harsh sweep of white iron, smooth as glass and cold enough to freeze any uncovered inch of flesh to the surface. Hillocks and haystacks rise up, isles in a smoking brume. Here and there snow has blown aside, revealing the line of the great white stone road that slices through the hills." - Author: Ned Hayes

Quotes About Jelly Beans

"What would angel lips taste like? Sunshine? Marshmallows? Or something altogether different? Maybe buttered-popcorn jelly beans." - Author: Lisa M. Basso

Quotes About Split Ends

"Sometimes transitional periods in life leave you feeling like a great big jumble of loose, split ends." - Author: Brandi L. Bates

Quotes About Picky

"You know how some kids get excited about the first day of school and have an outfit all picked out and a new lunch box and stuff? Well, theyre bleeping idiots.Can we play hooky?" Iggy muttered as he scrambled eggs.Somehow I suspect theyre picky about that," I said, dropping more bread into the toaster. "I bet theyd call Anne."I look like prep school Barbie," Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. Im just Barbies friend."I narrowed my eyes at her." - Author: James Patterson

Quotes About Getting Feet Wet

"This time he was underwater, running, feet sinking deeper and deeper into the seabed. The surface was within reach if he raised his arms, but he couldnt get his head out of the water. He had to breathe. The compulsion to inhale was huge. But he couldnt, musnt. Still he ran, getting nowhere, each frantic step burying his feet in the wet sand until he was no longer able to lift them. Finally, with one great gulp, he opened his mouth, his lungs to the flood of seawater." - Author: Martyn Bedford

Quotes About North South East West

"I found that part of it towards San Salvador extending from north to south five leagues, and the other side which we coasted along, ran from east to west more than ten leagues." - Author: Christopher Columbus