[My Personal Savior Is Common Sense. And As Far As God Goes, I Prefer To Believe In One That Would Want Me To Use The Excellent Brain He Gave Us All.]

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David Berlinski Quotes

"If moral statements are about something, then the universe is not quite as science suggests it is, since physical theories, having said nothing about God, say nothing about right or wrong, good or bad. To admit this would force philosophers to confront the possibility that the physical sciences offer a grossly inadequate view of reality. And since philosophers very much wish to think of themselves as scientists, this would offer them an unattractive choice between changing their allegiances or accepting their irrelevance."

Henry Winterfeld Quotes

"Anxiously, he touched the lump on his head again, then felt his injured leg, groaning. "The whole affair is a mystery to me," he said. "Who would want to steal anything from me?" "Perhaps a thief...?" ventured Julius."

Blake Mycoskie Quotes

"I believe each of us has a mission in life, and that one cannot truly be living their most fulfilled life until they recognize this mission and dedicate their life to pursuing it."

Kurt Busiek Quotes

"I dont view Twitter as a promotional tool but as a really, really, really cool cocktail party."

Olivia Newton John Quotes

"I love life and nothing intimidates me anymore."

Alexis Hall Quotes

"The cottage pie was about as wholesome and straightforward as you could get. It was food for winter evenings and happy days. And the salad was rich, complicated, a little bit sweet, and seemed to be trying way too hard to be impressive. Wed both served each other a metaphor."

Chloe Thurlow Quotes

"A mask is a mirror. The masquerade is the only time I am me and it doesnt matter how many men I have sex with or how many girls I touch, I want more."

Scott Howard Phillips Quotes

"You cant pick and choose which types of freedom you want to defend. You must defend all of it or be against all of it."

Jane Prowse Quotes

"Anything can be a weapon in imaginative hands."

Paul Sarbanes Quotes

"Americas Older Americans add great value to our Nation."

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Quotes About Auphe

"Several months ago there was a somewhat, in some peoples eyes, relatively normal Cal--or by and large normal--the best he was able to be as half Auphe. Occasionally he did lose his shit, attacked and ate deer while on road trips through the woods, created massive holes in between dimensions to shove through malevolently murderous pucks, and once in a while ripped out an Auphes throat with his teeth. He also opened a gate or two to save his friends, blew up an antihealer from the inside out to save the world, cleaned his guns while watching porn, and generally was a smart-ass to everyone.Normal." - Author: Rob Thurman

Quotes About Boss Tweed

"New York State is upside down and backwards; high taxes and low performance. The New York State government was at one time a national model. Now, unfortunately, its a national disgrace. Sometimes, the corruption in Albany could even make Boss Tweed blush." - Author: Andrew Cuomo

Quotes About Gili Island

"The little fishing boat anchors right off the shore of Gili Meno. There are no docks here on this island. You have to roll up your pants, jump off the boat and wade in through the surf on your own power. Theres absolutely no way to do this without getting soaking wet or even banged up on the coral, but its worth all the trouble because the beach here is so beautiful, so special" - Author: Elizabeth Gilbert

Quotes About Capital Punishment

"I dont agree with capital punishment as it is now, because too often mistakes are made. But I think that if you eliminate the mistakes, then there are times when it is justified." - Author: Jeff Lindsay

Quotes About Spiritual Stillness

"Here is, in truth, the whole secret of Yoga, the science of the soul. The active turnings, the strident vibrations, of selfishness, lust and hate are to be stilled by meditation, by letting heart and mind dwell in spiritual life, by lifting up the heart to the strong, silent life above, which rests in the stillness of eternal love, and needs no harsh vibration to convince it of true being." - Author: Patanjali

Quotes About Insane Friends

"Some leave our life with tears, others with an insane frigidity; Mrs. Wilcox had taken the middle course, which only rarer natures can pursue. She had kept proportion. She had told a little of her grim secret to her friends, but not too much; she had shut up her heart--almost, but not entirely. It is thus, if there is any rule, that we ought to die--neither as victim nor as fanatic, but as the seafarer who can greet with an equal eye the deep that he is entering, and the shore that he must leave." - Author: E.M. Forster

Quotes About Lesson

"Life Lesson 8: Change is always hard, but time softens the rough edges and eases the pull of the past. Eventually, we all climb out from under the bed, and even the most unfamiliar places begin to feel like home." - Author: Patti Davis

Quotes About Being A Family Person

"Most of us care about one another. Human beings have considerably more in common with one another than they do differences. Ones religion, political persuasion, family, financial and social status, or vocation does not hamper the common thread of personal decency running through most of humankind." - Author: Jon M. Huntsman Sr.

Quotes About Embarassing

"It isnt wise to be rude to ones mother. She knows everything about your childhood that is potentially embarassing." - Author: Mercedes Lackey

Quotes About Tove

"To the Technocrats: Have mercy on us. Relax a bit, take time out for simple pleasures. For example, the luxuries of electricity, indoor plumbing, central heating, instant electronic communication and such, have taught me to relearn and enjoy the basic human satisfactions of dipping water from a cold clear mountain stream; of building a wood fire in a cast-iron stove; of using long winter nights for making music, making things, making love; of writing long letters, in longhand with a fountain pen, to the few people on this earth I truly care about." - Author: Edward Abbey