[New Rule: America Has Every Right Ot Bitch About Gas Prices Suddenly Shooting Up. How Could We Have Known? Oh, Wait, There Was That Teensy, Tiny Thing About Being Warned Constantly Over The Last Forty Years But Still Creating More Urban Sprawl, Failing To Build Public Transport, Buying Gas-guzzlers, And Voting For Oil Company Shills. So, New Rule: Shut The Fuck Up About Gas Prices.]

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"The other girl, Daisy, made an attempt to rise--she leaned slightly forward with a conscientious expression--then she laughed, an absurd, charming little laugh, and I laughed too and came forward into the room.Im p-paralyzed with happiness.She laughed again, as if she said something very witty, and held my hand for a moment, looking up into my face, promising that there was no one in the world she so much wanted to see. That was a way she had. She hinted in a murmur that the surname of the balancing girl was Baker. (Ive heard it said that Daisys murmur was only to make people lean toward her; an irrelevant criticism that made it no less charming.)" - Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

Quotes About Not Being Wasteful

"I would not question the sincerity of vegetarians who take little interest in Animal Liberation because they give priority to other causes; but when nonvegetarians say that "human problems come first" I cannot help wondering what exactly it is that they are doing for human beings that compels them to continue to support the wasteful, ruthless exploitation of farm animals." - Author: Peter Singer

Quotes About Half Face

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