[New Rule: America Has Every Right Ot Bitch About Gas Prices Suddenly Shooting Up. How Could We Have Known? Oh, Wait, There Was That Teensy, Tiny Thing About Being Warned Constantly Over The Last Forty Years But Still Creating More Urban Sprawl, Failing To Build Public Transport, Buying Gas-guzzlers, And Voting For Oil Company Shills. So, New Rule: Shut The Fuck Up About Gas Prices.]

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Raymond D Reifinger III Quotes

"The Lord is much like the air around us. The air is all around us, it is everywhere. Even though we cant see it, it is there, we know it is there, because we are breathing. The Lord is everywhere too, you cant see Him, but He is there, we know He is there, because we are breathing. (Page 183)"

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