[New Rule: Conspiracy Theorists Who Are Claiming That We Didn't Really Kill Bin Laden Must Be Reminded That They Didn't Think He Did The Crime In The First Place. Come On, Nutjobs, Keep Your Bullshit Straight: The Towers Were Brought Down In A Controlled Demolition By George W. Bush To Distract Attention From Hawaii, Where CIA Operatives Were Planting Phony Birth Records So That A Kenyan Named Barack Obama Could Someday Rise To Power And Pretend To Take Out The Guy We Pretended Took Out The Towers. And I Know That's True Because I Just Got It In An E-mail From Trump.]

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