[New Rule: Conspiracy Theorists Who Are Claiming That We Didn't Really Kill Bin Laden Must Be Reminded That They Didn't Think He Did The Crime In The First Place. Come On, Nutjobs, Keep Your Bullshit Straight: The Towers Were Brought Down In A Controlled Demolition By George W. Bush To Distract Attention From Hawaii, Where CIA Operatives Were Planting Phony Birth Records So That A Kenyan Named Barack Obama Could Someday Rise To Power And Pretend To Take Out The Guy We Pretended Took Out The Towers. And I Know That's True Because I Just Got It In An E-mail From Trump.]

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"Fleshers used to spin fantasies about aliens arriving to ‘conquer Earth, to steal their ‘precious physical resources, to wipe them out for fear of ‘competition…as if a species capable of making the journey wouldnt have had the power, or the wit, or the imagination, to rid itself of obsolete biological imperatives. Conquering the Galaxy is what bacteria with spaceships would do – knowing no better, having no choice." - Author: Greg Egan

Quotes About Ruinously

"Our society was utterly, ruinously derivative (although the word derivative as a criticism is itself derivative). We were the first human beings who would never see anything for the first time. We stare at the wonders of the world, dull-eyed, underwhelmed. Mona Lisa, the Pyramids, the Empire State Building. Jungle animals on attack, ancient icebergs collapsing, volcanoes erupting. I cant recall a single amazing thing I have seen firsthand that I didnt immediately reference to a movie or TV show. A fucking commercial. You know the awful singsong of the blasé: Seeeen it. Ive literally seen it all, and the worst thing, the thing that makes me want to blow my brains out, is: The secondhand experience is always better. The image is crisper, the view is keener, the camera angle and the soundtrack manipulate my emotions in a way reality cant anymore." - Author: Gillian Flynn

Quotes About Coming Home To The One You Love

"Knowing what we know, how much more do we want to give Him something? But He seems to have everything. Well, not quite. He doesnt have you with Him again forever, not yet. I hope you are touched by the feelings of His heart enough to sense how much He wants to know you are coming home to Him. You cant give that gift to Him in one day, or one Christmas, but you could show Him today that you are on the way. You could pray. You could read a page of scripture. You could keep a commandment. If you have already done these, there is still something left to give. All around you are people He loves but can help only through you and me. One of the sure signs that we have accepted the gift of the Saviors atonement is that we give gifts to others." - Author: Henry B. Eyring

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