[New Rule: Oil Companies Must Stop With The Advertisements Implying They're Friends Of The Environment. "At Exxon Mobil, We Care About A Thriving Wildlife." Please--the Only Thing An Oil Executive Has In Common With A Seagull Is They'd Both Steal French Fries From A Baby.]

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