[New Rule: Oil Companies Must Stop With The Advertisements Implying They're Friends Of The Environment. "At Exxon Mobil, We Care About A Thriving Wildlife." Please--the Only Thing An Oil Executive Has In Common With A Seagull Is They'd Both Steal French Fries From A Baby.]

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"It was Stevenson, I think, who most notably that there are some places that simply demand a story should be told of them. ...After all, perhaps Stevenson had only half of the matter. It is true there are places which stir the mind to think that a story must be told about them. But there are also, I believe, places which have their story stored already, and want to tell this to us, through whatever powers they can; through our legends and lore, through our rumors, and our rites. By its whispering fields and its murmuring waters, by the wailing of its winds and the groaning of its stones, by what it chants in darkness and the songs it sings in light, each place must reach out to us, to tell us, tell us what it holds. ("The Axholme Toll")"

Debi Mazar Quotes

"I started doing makeup to make a living. Then I said, Youre not supposed to be putting powder on other people. Youre supposed to be powdering yourself."

William Eggleston Quotes

"Black-and-white photography, which I was doing in the very early days, was essentially called art photography and usually consisted of landscapes by people like Ansel Adams and Edward Weston. But photographs by people like Adams didnt interest me."

Jon Bernthal Quotes

"I think it helps, as an actor, to never know when youre going to get that next script and youre done."

Auliq A Quotes

"Whenever a word nigga is spoken, Its always followed by the same question, Can white people say nigger ?and the correct answer is Not really."

Jed Hansen Quotes

"Eat some food."

Greg Proops Quotes

"Mm-mm, no, thank you, no, I dont want an enchilaaadaaa. Nor do I want a burr-eye-to. Or a tay-co. Or any other bizarre, unneccessary vowel substitutions."

Riku Kingdom Hearts Quotes

"We cant let fear stop us! Im not afraid to the darkness!"

Katharine Hepburn Quotes

"Never complain. Never explain."

A Scott Berg Quotes

"I am a compulsive worker. But Im also a compulsive relaxer."

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"I was trying to do Billie Holiday, because she was the voice to be heard at that time." - Author: Ruth Brown

Quotes About Dancing With Dad

"When Charlie arrived home from his mothers funeral, he was met at the door by two very large very enthusiastic canines, who , undistracted by keeping watch over Sophies love hostage, were now able to visit the full measure of their affection and joy upon their returning master. It is generally agreed, and in fact stated in the bylaws of the American Kennel Club, that you have not been truly dog-humped until you have been double-dog-humped by a pair of four-hundred-pouund hounds from hell (Section 5, paragraph 7: Standards of Humping and Ass-dragging). And despite having used an extra-strength antiperspirant that very morning before leaving Sedona, Charlie found that getting poked repeatedly in the armpits by two damp devil-dog dicks was leaving him feeling less than fresh.Sophie, call them off. Call them off."The puppies are dancing with Daddy," Sophie giggled. "Dance, Daddy!" - Author: Christopher Moore

Quotes About Obstinate People

"If you limit the search for truth and forbid men anywhere, in any way, to seek knowledge, you paralyze the vital force of truth itself.In the best sense of the word, Jesus was a radical. His religion has been so long identified with conservation -- often with conservatism of the obstinate and unyielding sort -- that it is almost startling for us sometimes to remember that all of the conservatism of his own times was against him; that it was the young, free, restless, sanguine, progressive part of the people who flocked to him." - Author: Phillips Brooks

Quotes About Weed Joints

"Science could potentially do a better job explaining the meaning of life if scientists devise experiments that can weed out the best answers from the worst. The principle difference between religion and science is as follows: the religious make stuff up to explain what they dont understand. Scientists do the same, but scientists run their ideas through a very rigorous filter that consists of logic, experimentation and peer review. Such a filter eliminates the worst ideas and preserves the best.So if a scientist answers the question, "What is the meaning of life," his answer, at the very worst, is no less valid than an answer that comes from the highest witchdoctor or priest." - Author: G.M. Jackson

Quotes About Political Scandals

"This anniversary serves to help remind the American people that, in the wake of one of the greatest political scandals and misuse of power in our history as a nation, scandal produced important reforms that served this nation well for two decades." - Author: Elliot Richardson

Quotes About Beauty Of A Woman

"True love is delicate and kind, full of gentle perception and understanding, full of beauty and grace, full of joy unutterable.There should be some flavor of this in all our love for others. We are all one. We are one flesh in the Mystical Body as man and woman are said to be one flesh in marriage. With such a love one would see all things new; we would begin to see people as they really are, as God sees them." - Author: Dorothy Day

Quotes About Materialism And Happiness

"Good cheer is a state of mind or mood that promotes happiness or joy... With Gods help, good cheer permits us to rise above the depressing present or difficult circumstances. It is a process of positive reassurance and reinforcement. It is sunshine when clouds block the light." - Author: Marvin J. Ashton

Quotes About Witches In Macbeth

"It was sort of like Macbeth, thought Fat Charlie, an hour later; in fact, if the witches in Macbeth had been four little old ladies and if, instead of stirring cauldrons and intoning dread incantations, they had just welcomed Macbeth in and fed him turkey and rice and peas spread out on white china plates on a red-and-white patterned plastic tablecloth -- not to mention sweet potato pudding and spice cabbage -- and encouraged him to take second helpings, and thirds, and then, when Macbeth had declaimed that nay, he was stuffed nigh unto bursting and on his oath could truly eat no more, the witches had pressed upon him their own special island rice pudding and a large slice of Mrs. Bustamontes famous pineapple upside-down cake, it would have been exactly like Macbeth." - Author: Neil Gaiman

Quotes About Chester Arthur

"I do not think he (Chester Arthur) knows anything. He can quote a verse from poetry or a page from Dickens or Thackeray, but these are only leaves springing from a root out of dry ground. His vital forces are not fed,and very soon he has given out his all." - Author: Harriet Blaine

Quotes About Getting Screwed At Work

"Open political and economic systems have been gaining ground and theres a good reason for it. They work better." - Author: George P. Shultz