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Tracey Thorn Quotes

"Too embarrassed even to try as long as everyone was looking at me, I made what was probably a fairly unique request. ‘Um, Ill have a go. But I cant do it if youre all looking at me. Can I go inside the wardrobe and sing from there? The others looked at me strangely, possibly beginning to worry about the apparent absence of any stage personality in this girl they had just recruited, but to their credit they agreed, without killing themselves laughing, and so in I went. From inside my hidey-hole I sang David Bowies ‘Rebel Rebel. I emerged to a very positive response, the others all declaring that I sounded like Siouxsie Sioux – I was trying very hard to – and while I was quite pleased with myself, I wasnt sure that I would be able to do it in front of an audience. We could hardly take the wardrobe around with us."

Leon Theremin Quotes

"I conceived of an instrument that would create sound without using any mechanical energy, like the conductor of an orchestra. The orchestra plays mechanically, using mechanical energy; the conductor just moves his hands, and his movements have an effect on the music artistry."

Ken Stott Quotes

"No acting, no production, could take the place of that moment when you come out in the dark on to the stage and the drummer plays four beats on the hi-hat and then lights and music. It just takes your breath away. No words can do what music can."

Steve Madden Quotes

"Growing is an important part of the business, but more important than that is to get better."

Anne Robinson Quotes

"Every couple needs glue to stay together. Like all marriages, I suspect, if youre busy you dont see it coming until you cant put the toothpaste back in the tube. Its a bit like going broke. It happens slowly and then very quickly."

Chester Gould Quotes

"I decided that if the police couldnt catch the gangsters, Id create a fellow who could."

Tim Leiweke Quotes

"The Raptors have to aspire to be the Heat and the Lakers."

William Hung Quotes

"Singing and entertainment are now my first priority."

Carey McWilliams Quotes

"A preoccupation with power - black power, student power, flower power, poor power, the power structure - is the striking aspect of the American political scene at the moment. Oddly enough, obsession with power goes hand in hand with a fear of power. Some of the New Left groups that talk the toughest about power are extremely reluctant to see power operate in any institutional form; within their own organizations, they shun hierarchies and formally structured relations of authority. What the preoccupation with power reflects, essentially, is a deep=seated, pervasive feeling of powerlessness."

Rupert Everett Quotes

"Honestly, I would not advise any actor necessarily, if he was really thinking of his career, to come out."

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Quotes About Clinging To The Past

"To move forward clinging to the past is like dragging a ball and chain. The prisoner is not the one who has committed a crime, but the one who clings to his crime and lives it over and over. We are all guilty of crime, the great crime of not living life to the full. But we are all potentially free. We can stop thinking of what we have failed to do and do whatever lies within our power. What these powers that are in us may be no one has truly dared to imagine. That they are infinite we will realize the day we admit to ourselves that imagination is everything. Imagination is the voice of daring. If there is anything God-like about God it is that. He dared to imagine everything." - Author: Henry Miller

Quotes About Bureaucracy In Catch 22

"Here. All of you. And you, doorkeeper. No one is to be let out of the house today. And anyone I catch talking about this young lady will be first beaten to death and then burned alive and after that be kept on bread and water for six weeks. There." - Author: C.S. Lewis

Quotes About Holding The One You Love

"Loneliness is holding the one you loveWhen you know you might never hold him again.Even lost in the darknessMy heart will find youThe soul die at the hand of the one who carries it.If I could find a place to run awayHidden safely, I would be there today.The darkest daylight finds me." - Author: Kami Garcia

Quotes About Sympathy And Empathy

"You have to have sympathy for and an empathy with a character in order to play them." - Author: Laura Carmichael

Quotes About Mountains John Muir

"are now in the mountains       and they are in us… JOHN MUIR, My First Summer in the Sierra" - Author: Cheryl Strayed

Quotes About Funny Sinning

"Part of her wanted to comfort him, to tell him everything was going to be okay. But the rest of her just wanted to throw him to the ground and rip those jeans off him. Funny how she could be so jealous of a pair of pants. They covered the sinfully male body she longed to explore." - Author: Rosalie Lario

Quotes About Releases

"Laughter is important, not only because it makes us happy, it also has actual health benefits. And thats because laughter completely engages the body and releases the mind. It connects us to others, and that in itself has a healing effect." - Author: Marlo Thomas

Quotes About Architektur

"Wer einmal die Silhouette von Istanbul gesehen hat, weiß um die gestalterische Kraft, die in der islamischen Architektur wirkt." - Author: Lorenz Korn

Quotes About Rebellion 1984

"In our instinctive rebellion against pain, we are children again, and demand an active will to wreak our vengeance on." - Author: George Eliot

Quotes About Loving Your Best Friend But He Loves Someone Else

"God is funny. He had a funny day when he made me. A funny, thoughtful, crazy day. He gave me a physique by which I would be so easily and so quickly judged, then gave me a mind by which I would so deeply magnetize, He put within me a heart with small, fast wings that I can hardly, barely handle, and then gave me a voice that hides behind everything in whispers. Oh, and also put a pen in my hand which writes me into madness! How can anyone possibly understand me? But I dont think God cared about that thought, when He made me! How ridiculously unfair!" - Author: C. JoyBell C.