[New Rule: Stop Calling Bagpipes A Musical Instrument. They're Actually A Scottish Breathalyzer Test. You Blow Into One End, And If The Sound That Comes Out The Other End Doesn't Make You Want To Kill Yourself--you're Not Drunk Enough.]

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Ruth Burke Quotes

"Only boring people get bored."

Mikey Campling Quotes

"Burlic screamed. He threw back his head and roared a single furious word into the night: "Waeccan." The name erupted from him in a savage wail that rasped at his throat, over and over until he could shout no more.His howls echoed along the valley. In the village, the other hunters heard and exchanged glances, shook their heads and said nothing. The women clutched their talismans, told the children to go inside. They had tried to help, but there was nothing they could do for Burlic now."

Kenneth R Miller Quotes

"We believe the ice sheet was not around all the time. It was only around during cool snaps of the climate."

Jerry Orbach Quotes

"Now I take the summer off, relax, and I know that at the end of July were gonna start another season."

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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it." - Author: Adrian Rogers

Quotes About Valenti

"Red", I write "is the color of life. Its blood, passion, rage. Its menstrual flow and after birth. Beginnings and violent end. Red is the color of love. Beating hearts and hungry lips. Roses, Valentines, cherries. Red is the color of shame. Crimson cheeks and spilled blood. Broken hearts, opened veins. A burning desire to return to white." - Author: Mary Hogan

Quotes About Geek Love

"Im a huge geek, so I love Stargate and Firefly." - Author: Cassie Steele

Quotes About Favourite Things

"Elizabeth I was my favourite monarch though, what an inspiration, she did great things for women." - Author: Kirsty Gallacher

Quotes About Crosby

"I worked with practically everybody in the business in all of the years in NBC, but I worked personally many years with people like Crosby and Sinatra, so of course that was a great ground school for me." - Author: Skitch Henderson

Quotes About Documentary Filmmaking

"I think documentary filmmaking is a braver way to make films because its real, and youre really there." - Author: Jamie Bell

Quotes About Conscious

"I do think that maybe, even subconsciously, a lot of parents in the West are wondering, have we gone too far in the direction of coddling and protecting - you know, you see kids, sometimes that seem very rude and disrespectful. And the more important thing is they dont seem that happy." - Author: Amy Chua

Quotes About Being Scrappy

"Aidan pulled away and stared intently at her. His blue eyes blazed with intensity. "Listen to me. You have every right to be scared, but I want you to believe me when I say that Noah is going to be fine. Hes blessed with some strong as hell genes." Placing his hand on her belly, he smiled. "Hes part Fitzgerald, and for generations, the men of my family have been known for being tough, scrappy fighters with a will of iron to survive.""Really?" she questioned with a hiccup.Aidan nodded. "But even more than the fighting Irish Fitzgerald blood pumping through him, hes inherited the most amazing DNA from his mother. Shes the strongest person Ive ever known." - Author: Katie Ashley

Quotes About The Kennedy Family

"I was the first boy in the Kennedy family to graduate from college." - Author: Mark Kennedy

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"I have hobbies," he says, smirking. "Physical pursuits: Base-jumping, hang-gliding, underwater basket-weaving." - Author: Andrew Shaffer