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Martyn Stanley Quotes

"Interesting Avil, the priests and the acolytes of the various religions and temples of Torea build their whole lives on a lie. At first, as children they believe it. Maybe as they grow older and more wise they see the absurdness of their beliefs, but by that time they have invested time and emotional energy into those beliefs, then seeing them crumble and fall apart would be too hard for them to bear. So the protect the lie, they shore it up with more lies and they ebb out their short lives, knowing what they preach is untrue, but preaching it all the same... Almost as if preaching it hard enough will make it true... Are they trying to convince their congregation? Or themselves? You are wiser than you look Avil."~Brael Truthseeker of House KrazicDeathsworn Arc 2 : The Verkreath Horror"

William Wilberforce Quotes

"It is the true duty of every man to promote the happiness of his fellow creatures to the utmost of his power."

Colm Keaveney Quotes

"If you want respect, you earn it in politics. You dont get it because you are some form of bloody emperor in a toga."

Pew Report Quotes

"Atheists/agnostics scored an average of 6.7 out of 12 on questions specifically regarding the Bible and Christianity. This is a higher score than (Protestant) Christians (6.2) and Catholics (5.4)."

Patrick Duffy Quotes

"I come from an alcoholic Irish background - I know where I was going! But I met my wife and started to practise Buddhism, which is a levelling experience for me, and there hasnt been a day Ive missed in 40 years. I apply it to everything - to my work and relationships. I try to be a compassionate person."

Winifred Gallagher Quotes

"Among these temperamentally unhappy campers are "reactant" personalities, who focus on what they often wrongly perceive as others attempts to control them. In one experiment, some of these touchy individuals were asked to think of two people they knew: a bossy sort who advocated hard work and a mellow type who preached la dolce vita. Then, one of the names was flashed before the subjects too briefly to register in their conscious awareness. Next, the subjects were given a task to perform. Those who had been exposed to the hard-driving name performed markedly worse than those exposed to the easygoing name. Even this weak, subliminal attention to an emotional cue that suggested control was enough to get their reactant backs up and cause them to act to their own disadvantage. All relationships involve give-and-take and cooperation, so a person who habitually attends to ordinary requests or suggestions like a bull to a red flag is in for big trouble in both home and workplace."

Dan Castellaneta Quotes

"The voice doesnt take a lot of effort now, but in the beginning it was hard to try to find a voice. The one I settled on was just easier to do for a half-hour."

Winshluss Quotes

"You see man we are just fucking extras!! Extras in a capitalist blockbuster!~page 75"

Damon Lindelof Quotes

"There is no suspense in inevitability."

Joey Dunlop Quotes

"It was nothing, just the normal thing to do at the time."

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Quotes About Labio

"Te quiero. Ahora mismo. Si dices que sí, me gustaría besarte. Te besaría hasta que ambos nos olvidáramos que los labios se hicieron para otra cosa que besar. Te quitaría ese traje, tan lindo como es. Quiero ver cómo te ves sin nada encima. Quiero hacerte suspirar como lo hiciste con el pastel. Quiero estar contigo. Ahora mismo." - Author: Chelsea M. Cameron

Quotes About Labor Of Love

"The planter, the farmer, the mechanic, and the laborer... form the great body of the people of the United States, they are the bone and sinew of the country men who love liberty and desire nothing but equal rights and equal laws." - Author: Andrew Jackson

Quotes About Overwhelming Beauty

"The world is a liar. Its ugliness is overwhelming; the scraps of beauty make it worse." - Author: Isaac Marion

Quotes About Love Without Expectations

"Whenever we can manage to love without expectations, calculations, negotiations, we are indeed in heaven." - Author: Rumi

Quotes About Openness To Change

"The park is high. And as out of a houseI step out of its glimmering half-lightinto openness and evening. Into the wind,the same wind that the clouds feel,the bright rivers and the turning millsthat stand slowly grinding at the skys edge.Now I too am a thing held in its hand,the smallest thing under the sky. --Look:Is that one sky?: Blissfully lucid blue,into which ever purer clouds throng,and under it all white in endless changes,and over it that huge, thin-spun gray,pulsing warmly as on red underpaint,and over everything this silent radianceof a setting sun. Miraculous structure,moved within itself and upheld by itself,shaping figures, giant wings, faultsand high mountain ridges before the first starand suddenly, there: a gate into suchdistances as perhaps only birds know..." - Author: Rainer Maria Rilke

Quotes About Having No Self Control

"For the great eras in the history of the development of all the arts have been eras not of increased feeling or enthusiasm in feeling for art, but of new technical improvements primarily and specially. The discovery of marble quarries in the purple ravines of Pentelicus and on the little low-lying hills of the island of Paros gave to the Greeks the opportunity for that intensified vitality of action, that more sensuous and simple humanism, to which the Egyptian sculptor working laboriously in the hard porphyry and rose-coloured granite of the desert could not attain. The splendour of the Venetian school began with the introduction of the new oil medium for painting. The progress in modern music has been due to the invention of new instruments entirely, and in no way to an increased consciousness on the part of the musician of any wider social aim." - Author: Oscar Wilde

Quotes About Strengthened

"The spirit, like the body, can be strengthened and developed by frequent exercise. Just as the body, if neglected, grows weaker and finally impotent, so the spirit perishes if untended." - Author: Wassily Kandinsky

Quotes About Calculus

"In such a wild, uncharted place the book of God was vital, for it nourished their spirit and laid boundaries for their conduct. Other subjects simply had no relevance. Trigonometry and calculus would not help them find their way among the mountain trails. Adam Smiths economics were of no consequence in the matter of planting corn and breeding cattle. Nor did they need the essays of Plato or the plays of Shakespeare to teach them how to shoot a rifle, or to make clothes from animal skins, or to clear away the wilderness with their own bare hands." - Author: James Webb

Quotes About Preoccupied

"Whoever that came up with the idea of people having to have a dream sure knew how to keep these creatures called human beings preoccupied." - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Quotes About Spontaneous Human Combustion

"Spontaneous human combustion is for superstitious atheists. I believe in deliberate human combustion." - Author: Bauvard