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"Now comes the reign of iron — and cased sloops are to take the place of wooden ships."

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"I was the Specials founder, main songwriter and keyboard player."

Foucault Quotes

"The velocity of light is one of the most important of the fundamental constants of Nature. Its measurement by Foucault and Fizeau gave as the result a speed greater in air than in water, thus deciding in favor of the undulatory and against the corpuscular theory. Again, the comparison of the electrostatic and the electromagnetic units gives as an experimental result a value remarkably close to the velocity of light–a result which justified Maxwell in concluding that light is the propagation of an electromagnetic disturbance. Finally, the principle of relativity gives the velocity of light a still greater importance, since one of its fundamental postulates is the constancy of this velocity under all possible conditions."

Wole Soyinka Quotes

"There is only one home to the life of a river-mussel; there is only one home to the life of a tortoise; there is only one shell to the soul of man: there is only one world to the spirit of our race. If that world leaves its course and smashes on boulders of the great void, whose world will give us shelter?"

Francine Pascal Quotes

"No matter when you were born or where, puberty is the same. Its the same for your parents as it is for you - whats happening in your body dictates everything."

Abu Abbas Quotes

"I do not feel remorse. Everybody makes mistakes in war."

Howard Stern Quotes

"Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip."

John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton Quotes

"When you perceive a truth, look for the balancing truth."

Buddy Rich Quotes

"But I think that any young drummer starting out today should get himself a great teacher and learn all there is to know about the instrument that he wants to play."

Kim Addonizio Quotes

"Imagine a sentence as a hall with a series of doors. Each door is a possible way to use what youve already written to generate new material."

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"Mikazuki Publishing House What our Friends Think We Do: Advertising, Marketing, Selling, Promotion.What Authors Think We Do: Cut checks and hand out money.What We Really Do: Educate human beings." - Author: Kambiz Mostofizadeh

Quotes About World Travelers

"Our success as a global brand has been directly related to how we select locations where we are confident our particular clients desire to be. Los Cabos, Mexico is the ideal Engel & Volkers market, growing in popularity among world luxury travelers seeking exceptional properties for second home opportunities." - Author: Anthony Hitt

Quotes About Nyai

"Di sekolah, anak-anak belajar bahasa Indonesia, tetapi mereka tak pernah diajar berpidato, berdebat, menulis puisi tentang alam ataupun reportase tentang kehidupan. Mereka cuma disuruh menghafal : menghafal apa itu bunyi diftong, menghafal definisi tata bahasa, menghafal nama-nama penyair yang sajaknya tak pernah mereka baca." - Author: Goenawan Mohamad

Quotes About Getting Into The Holiday Spirit

"No!" he cried and his face pinched with frustration and pain. "I dont want to hear more reasons why we shouldnt be together. No more confessions to explain why you want to run away from what we share." "Julian," she attempted to interrupt again, but he held up a trembling hand.His dark gaze held hers. "I have moved heaven and earth to bring you back to me. I refuse to let you leave again. You are mine and you shall be mine for the rest of my life. Not as my mistress, but as my wife. And if you dont say yes, I shall be forced to drag you into Hyde Park and make love to you in plain view of everyone. Then you will have to accept my proposal in order to save your reputation." His face softened. "I love you, Cecilia." - Author: Jess Michaels

Quotes About Being Happy

"There are such beings as vampires, some of us have evidence that they exist. Even had we not the proof of our own unhappy experience, the teachings and the records of the past give proof enough for sane peoples." - Author: Bram Stoker

Quotes About Ephemeral

"Acting is ephemeral. You cant hang it on a wall. You cant throw it off. And you cant bring it out of a closet. Its there one night and its gone the next, at least with stage acting anyhow." - Author: Charles Durning

Quotes About Suffocate

"Every age, every culture, every custom and tradition has its own character, its own weakness and its own strength, its beauties and ugliness; accepts certain sufferings as matters of course, puts up patiently with certain evils. Human life is reduced to real suffering, real hell, only when two ages, two cultures and religions overlap. A man of the Classical Age who had to live in medieval times would suffocate miserably just as a savage does in the midst of our civilization. Now there are times when a whole generation is caught in this way between two ages, two modes of life, with the consequence that it loses all power to understand itself and has no standard, no security, no simple acquiescence. Naturally, everyone does not feel this equally strongly. A nature such as Nietzsches had to suffer our present ills more than a generation in advance. What he had to go through alone and misunderstood, thousands suffer today." - Author: Hermann Hesse

Quotes About Perfect World

"Finished in a frenzy that reminded me of our last night in Cambridge. Watched my final sunrise. Enjoyed a last cigarette. Didnt think the view could be any more perfect until I saw that beat-up trilby. Honestly, Sixsmith, as ridiculous as that thing makes you look, I dont believe Ive ever seen anything more beautiful. Watched you for as long as I dared. I dont believe it was a fluke that I saw you first. I believe there is another world waiting for us, Sixsmith. A better world, and Ill be waiting for you there. I believe we do not stay dead long. Find me beneath the Corsican stars, where we first kissed.Yours eternally, R.F." - Author: David Mitchell

Quotes About Hot Hockey Players

"For some crime committed by my ancestors in the dark and forgotten days, I came into the world already tarred and feathered. With shyness. It hurts terribly -- every bit as much as hot tar choking every pore -- and I wish I could be rid of it. But it hurts a lot less than having someone try and peel the shyness off. Thats like being flayed alive." - Author: Geraldine McCaughrean

Quotes About Tally Youngblood

"I love you all. But its time to say good-bye, for now. be careful with the world, or the next time we meet, it might get ugly. -Tally Youngblood" - Author: Scott Westerfeld