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Gail Dines Quotes

"Porn is now so deeply embedded in our culture that it has become synonymous with sex to such a point that to criticize porn is to get slapped with the label anti-sex.…But what if you are a feminist who is pro-sex in the real sense of the word, pro that wonderful, fun, and deliciously creative force that bathes the body in delight and pleasure, and what you are actually against is porn sex? A kind of sex that is debased, dehumanized, formulaic, and generic, a kind of sex not based on individual fantasy, play, or imagination, but one that is the result of an industrial product created by those who get excited not by bodily contact but by market penetration and profits? Where, then, do you fit in the pro-sex, anti-sex dichotomy when pro-porn equals pro-sex?"

Ritter Von Leopold Sacher Masoch Quotes

"We are faithful as long as we love, but youdemand faithfulness of a woman without love, and the giving ofherself without enjoyment. Who is cruel there--woman or man?"

Jean De La Fontaine Quotes

"Quand labſurde eſt outré, on lui fait trop dhonneurDe vouloir par raiſon, combattre ſon erreur:Enchérir eſt plus court, ſans séchauffer la bile."

Thomas Merton Quotes

"Contemplation means rest, suspension of activity, withdrawal into the mysterious interior solitude in which the soul is absorbed in the immense and fruitful silence of God and learns something of the secret of His perfections less by seeing than by fruitive love."

Dirk Hayhurst Quotes

"We shared the same faith, which was big because she was worried about getting matched with an Internet-spawned psychopathic killing machine. I told her that, historically speaking, there have been several psychos who believed in Jesus, but she told me if I gave her any trouble shed kick me in the crotch and run - she told me it was what Jesus would do."

Nancy Stephan Quotes

"And this evening when I close my eyes against the darkness and think about her, Ill imagine iridescent wings fluttering, if only for a moment, against cloudless blue skies."

David Carr Quotes

"Keep in mind that when public figures get in trouble for something they said, it is usually not because they misspoke, but because they accidentally told the truth."

Cheryl Alleway Quotes

"Writing is a gift to both the writer and the reader."

Carl Maria Von Weber Quotes

"What love is to man, music is to the arts and to mankind."

Tom Quinn Quotes

"There is no great religion without a great schism. All of them have it. And thats because youre dealing with something called faith. And faith is not something you can prove; faith is personal opinion. Uh, when youre dealing with something with certainty, like, yknow, science or logic, you dont have the--theres no wiggle room; thats why history is not filled with warring math cults, yknow, because you can settle the issue; you can prove something to be right or wrong, and thats the end of the argument: next case. Whereas, when youre dealing with faith, you can forever argue your point, or another point, because youre dealing with intangibles. Personally, I think, faith is what you ask of somebody when you dont have the goods to prove your point."

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