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"I thought maybe I could become like the next Van Gogh. I bought a sunflower and painted it, and it looked like the work of a 6-year-old." - Author: Takeshi Kitano

Quotes About Cynic

"Its huge!""Thats what she said!"Cue riotous laughter as our bus rumbles past Big Ben.I want to roll my eyes, but Im afraid pretty soon theyre going to get stuck in the back of my head, and penis puns are really not worth my permanent facial damage.By the time our bus pulls up to the Tower of London, my expectations for the day are somewhere in the basement. Call me a cynic, but since Jason spent the entire time we toured Big Ben talking about how satisfied Mrs Ben must be, my guess is that a landmark famous for its crown jewels is not going to bring out his most charming comments, either." - Author: Lauren Morrill

Quotes About Greedy Family

"It seems there is always a road with bends and forks to choose, and taking one path means you can never take another one. Theres no starting over nor undoing the steps Ive taken. It isnt like Id want to not have my little ones and Jack and that ranch, it is part of life to have to support yourself. Its just that I want everything, my insides are not just hungry, but greedy. I want to find out all the things in the world and still have a family and a ranch. Maybe part of passing that test was a marker for where Ive been, but it feels more like a pointer for something Ill never reach. (November 29, 1887 entry, pg 309)" - Author: Nancy E. Turner

Quotes About Glasses Boy

"A breeze ruffled the neat hedges of Privet Drive, which lay silent and tidy under the inky sky, the very last place you would expect astonishing things to happen. Harry Potter rolled over inside his blankets without waking up. One small hand closed on the letter beside him and he slept on, not knowing he was special, not knowing he was famous, not knowing he would be woken in a few hours time by Mrs. Dursleys scream as she opened the front door to put out the milk bottles, nor that he would spend the next few weeks being prodded and pinched by his cousin Dudley...He couldnt know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: "To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!" - Author: J.K. Rowling

Quotes About Daring To Hope

"Orion brightened. "I have an idea.""Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained."Why dont we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesnt work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other." - Author: Eoin Colfer

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"Right now Id love to be sitting on a Greek island somewhere because of being Greek American, eating great octopus salad and some fantastic lamb. Or sipping a little ouzo. I think the Mediterranean diet is one of the healthiest... Lots of nuts, vegetables, fruits, fresh fish, lean meats, yogurt." - Author: Cat Cora

Quotes About Bonding With Friends

"Shopping with friends is a great way of still enjoying the thrill of the chase without having to make a purchase. It can also be a real bonding opportunity. Helping your friend find something nice is just as rewarding as helping yourself." - Author: Sophie Kinsella

Quotes About Competing With Yourself

"If you are competing with slaves, then you are a slave yourself." - Author: Bryant McGill

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"In terms of adaptability, humans are pretty amazingly useless." - Author: Bill Bryson

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"The bishop was aghast. "You would threaten me?"Christian didnt hesitate with his answer."For her life, aye.""You would jeopardize your soul for her? She is a heretic and a witch.""She is a woman. My woman."His words only succeeded in angering the bishop more. "I will have you excommunicated for this."Christian pulled the black monks robe from over his head and balled it up. "Then excommunicate me. If I am in the wrong for protecting an innocent woman, then God can judge me as He will." - Author: Kinley MacGregor