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Quotes About Locomotion

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Quotes About Losing Control Of Your Life

"Do you really enjoy living a life thats so hateful? Cause theres a hole where your soul should be, youre losing control of it, and its really distasteful." - Author: Lily Allen

Quotes About Being A Best Friend

"Human beings are born into this little span of life of which the best thing is its friendships and intimacies … and yet they leave their friendships and intimacies with no cultivation, to grow as they will by the roadside, expecting them to "keep" by force of mere inertia." - Author: William James

Quotes About Guiana

"They knew that Jamaica produced sugar, rum and bananas, that Nigeria produced cocoa, and that British Guiana had large natural resources; but these names, though as familiar as the products with which they were associated, were of places far away, and no one seemed really interested in knowing anything about the peoples who lived there or their struggles towards political and economic betterment." - Author: E.R. Braithwaite

Quotes About Gaddafi

"Wasnt Saddam destroyed? Wasnt Gaddafi liquidated? Didnt Milosevic go to the Hague? All true. But Stalin survived. Kim Jong-un isnt doing too badly, either - though thats probably because he actually has nuclear weapons, as opposed to Iran which might or might not be trying to acquire them and thus remains on the Israeli-American target list." - Author: Robert Fisk

Quotes About Doodling

"My eyes rolled over to my best friend, Kate Green, who was doodling intricate flowers all over her notes and looked like she was thoroughly entertaining herself." - Author: Courtney Allison Moulton

Quotes About British Humour

"The British have turned their sense of humour into a national virtue. It is odd, because through much of history, humour has been considered cheap, and laughter something for the lower orders. But British aristocrats didnt care a damn about what people thought of them, so they made humour acceptable." - Author: Theodore Zeldin

Quotes About Sweetest Day

"Her kitsch was the image of home, all peace, quiet, and harmony, and ruled by a loving mother and a wise father. It was an image that took shape in her after the death of her parents. The less her life resembled the sweetest of dreams, the more sensitive she was to its magic, and more than once she shed tears when the ungrateful daughter in a sentimental film embraced the neglected father as the windows of the happy familys house shone out into the dying day." - Author: Milan Kundera

Quotes About Being Satisfied In God

"If we, who are finite, contingent, created beings, have got God completely figured out, it makes it seem likely that we invented him...If I am ever completely satisfied with my understanding of who God is and how he operates in the world, I am in danger of ceasing to seek Him." - Author: Holly Ordway

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"Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide." - Author: Terry Pratchett