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"You can get stale writing with each other for a while."

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"And people got divorced, didnt they? If they fell in love with someone else? And that other person was available? These werent the kinds of questions that could be answered by Google..."

Lesley Anne Down Quotes

"The curtains would open and it would be just her standing in some ludicrous pose, like Aphrodite."

Joe Grant Quotes

"A simple idea. And the man that worked on it, Mike Gabriel, doubled the value. Beautiful job. I should say triple. We have others like that, but, unfortunately, shorts, which are my favorite approach, are economically of no value."

Matthew Goodman Quotes

"Criticize the style of my hat or my gown, I can change them, but spare my nose, it was born on me." -Nellie Bly"

Frank Murkowski Quotes

"Alaska has great potential for new oil and gas development."

Mark Halliday Quotes

"People need people and the happiest people aresurrounded with friendly flesh.If you have ten kids theyll be so sweet --ten really sweet kids! Have twelve!What if there were 48 pro baseball teams,you could see a damn lot more games!And in this fashion we get awayfrom tragedy. Because tragedy comes when someone gets too special."

Penny Lancaster Quotes

"Im a pretty organised traveller."

Krista Tippett Quotes

"If God is God, we cant be afraid of what we can learn."

Dalia Quotes

"Love is like a flower. Its upright when its in harmony and withered when its dead."

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"Success follows those adept at preserving the substance of the past by clothing it in the forms of the future." - Author: Dee Hock

Quotes About Change Buddhist

"A study published by researchers at Massachusetts General Hospital in 2011 found that subjects who practiced meditation for an average of just twenty-seven minutes a day over a period of eight weeks produced visible changes in brain structure. Meditation led to decreased density of the amygdala, a physical change that was correlated with subjects self-reported stress levels—as their amygdalae got less dense, the subjects felt less stressed. Other studies have found that Buddhist monks who are especially good at meditating show much greater activity in their frontal cortices, and much less in their amygdalae, than normal people.n Meditation and deep-breathing exercises work for similar reasons as psychiatric medications do, exerting their effects not just on some abstract concept of mind but concretely on our bodies, on the somatic correlates of our feelings." - Author: Scott Stossel

Quotes About Loving Yourself After A Breakup

"God wants us to worry about our sins before we sin; the devil wants us to worry after we sin. God wants us to feel free after we repent (for we really are free then); the devil is a deceiver). The devil tempts us to cavalier pride before we sin and worrisome despair afterward, since pride and despair both separate us from God, and anything that separates us from God is the devils friend and our enemy, while anything that brings us close to God is the devils enemy and our friend." - Author: Peter Kreeft

Quotes About Terrible World

"and as they stood in silence before her, prayed again. "Nothing is altered and in spite of Gods mercy I am still alone. Though my suffering seems senseless I am still in agony. There is no explanation of my life." Indeed there was not, nor was this what hed meant to convey. "Please let Yvonne have her dream -- dream? -- of a new life with me -- please let me believe that all that is not an abominable self-deception," he tried... "Please let me make her happy, deliver me from this dreadful tyranny of self. I have sunk low. Let me sink lower still, that I may know the truth. Teach me to love again, to love life." That wouldnt do either... "Where is love? Let me truly suffer. Give me back my purity, the knowledge of the Mysteries, that I have betrayed and lost. -- Let me be truly lonely, that I may honestly pray. Let us be happy again somewhere, if its only together, if its only out of this terrible world. Destroy the world!" he cried in his heart." - Author: Malcolm Lowry

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"The high point of my career was winning the Champions League. No one will ever erase that from my memory, in the same way that no one will ever erase the fact that I did it in a Manchester United shirt." - Author: Cristiano Ronaldo

Quotes About Grief And Healing

"Pain and grief have been kept buried for ages, bred in secrecy and shame, wrapped by an ongoing conspiracy of smiles and well-being. Pain and grief are most healing and ecstatic emotions. Yes, sure, they can be hard, yet what makes them most devastating is the perverted idea that they are wrong, that they need to be hidden and fixed. The greatest perversion I can conceive is the idea that illness and pain are a sign that there is something wrong in our life, that we have unresolved issues, that we have made mistakes. In this world everyone is bound to get ill, experience pain and die. The greatest gift I can give to myself and the world is the joyful acceptance of this. Today I want to be real, I will not hide my pain as well as my happiness. I will not care if my gloomy face or desperate words cause concern or embarrassment in others. I do not need be fed with reassuring words about the beauty of life. The beauty of life resides in the full acceptance of All That Is." - Author: Franco Santoro

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Quotes About Efficacy

"Experience was of no ethical value. It was merely the name men gave to their mistakes. Moralists had, as a rule, regarded it as a mode of warning, had claimed for it a certain ethical efficacy in the formation of character, had praised it as something that taught us what to follow and showed us what to avoid. But there was no motive power in experience. It was as little of an active cause as conscience itself. All that it really demonstrated was that our future would be the same as our past, and that the sin we had done once, and with loathing, we would do many times, and with joy." - Author: Oscar Wilde