[Obviously The Name Of The Show Is A Joke, A Friend Of Mine Gave It To Me. But Some People Are Very Literal. Sometimes You See Things Like "He's Not The Smartest Man In The World! All He Does Is Drink." Well, They're Not Listening Very Closely.]

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