[Obviously The Name Of The Show Is A Joke, A Friend Of Mine Gave It To Me. But Some People Are Very Literal. Sometimes You See Things Like "He's Not The Smartest Man In The World! All He Does Is Drink." Well, They're Not Listening Very Closely.]

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"Youve got to S-M-I-L-ETo be H-A-Double-P-Y"

Heather Corinna Quotes

"[In reference to vaginas] Someone saying youre "too loose"? Maybe that persons previous experience has been with women who werent aroused (which, in the case of young adults, inst that unusual)...Since many people think that penetration is supposed to be painful at first, a lot of them dont know how to wait for full arousal or make penetration comfortable. So, if a partner is saying youre "too loose," either theyre simply experiencing a relaxed, aroused partner for the first time, or theyre blowing smoke - either because they think its the thing to say, or they were expecting to feel trapped in a vise, which is not how penetration should feel for either partner."

Gail White Quotes

"Why do I go outside at one a.m.and search the stars as though Id numbered them?"

MJ Abraham Quotes

"Fight for the beauty in your life"

Eva Longoria Quotes

"Baking is too precise for me. I cook with a pinch of this or that."

Romulus Whitaker Quotes

"Years ago, it was pretty hard to get people to empathize even a little bit with scaly, cold-blooded critters; now, thanks a lot to good PR from television, it is easier to get the message of reptile conservation and tolerance across. We have a lot to be thankful to reptiles for, not the least of which is their control of rodents."

Norm Dicks Quotes

"During the past 30 years, European governments have provided more than $15 billion in the form of low- and no-cost loans to Airbus for the specific purpose of developing new aircraft lines."

Lizzie Andrew Borden Quotes

"I had no occasion for an apron on that morning."

Jezi Quotes

"Not all days are good. One day might be a total fucked up and one day could be awesome. It is up to you which day would matter."

Jeevagan Nagarajan Quotes

"Dont come closer to me at any time without make-up. I may slap and make you feel the taste of death."

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"When launching a product called an Energy Drink and named Red Bull, a product that stimulates body and mind, it is a short step to the roots where Red Bull came from. We have been doing this for 20 years - now its called adventure sports, extreme sports, and outdoor sports." - Author: Dietrich Mateschitz

Quotes About More Than Best Friends

"How do you tell someone like Pete that these kinds of friendships dont last, that they werent made to last more than the summer even in the best of circumstances, and these certainly havent been the best. That some friends arent meant to be, except in stories, or books. You miss a penalty shot and no one wants to talk to you, and maybe you dont want to talk to them either. You want your own oblivion, and they dont understand. You dont answer their texts or even answer the messages of the one or two who venture to call. None of this has much to do with Peter, but you know you wont be friends with him past tomorrow." - Author: Caroline Bock

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"Whilst the wolflets bayed, A grave was made, And then with the strokes of a silver spade, It was filled to make a mound. And for two cold days and three long nights, The father tended that holy plot; And stayed by where his wife was laid, In the grave within the ground." - Author: Roman Payne

Quotes About Liars In The Family

"A young nurse, someone new whom he didnt recognise, came up to Henry and patted him on the arm. "Are you a friend or a family member?" She whispered the question in his ear, trying not to disturb Sheldon. The question hung there like a beautiful chord, ringing in the air. Henry was Chinese, Sheldon obviously wasnt. They looked nothing alike. Nothing at all. "Im distant family," Henry said." - Author: Jamie Ford

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"So the film was a kind of lie, because by existing it said: Observe the lengths well go to for your security. Well even make you a movie about it. Style instead of substance, the image instead of the reality" - Author: Salman Rushdie

Quotes About Noli Me Tangere

"Rizal" is a compulsory course in school, but few teachers make Rizals novels interesting. If students are taught to enjoy Rizals works as literature instead of as a lodemine of patriotic allusions I am sure they would not mind reading and rereading the Noli me Tangere." - Author: Ambeth R. Ocampo

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"For you?" Her gaze was solemn. "Ive been waiting for years." Levity bled into a fresh wave of hunger so intense that it shoved him across that final line. He shook as the truth tore from him, a promise or an admission or maybe a plea for forgiveness. "Me too. Christ, me too." - Author: Kit Rocha

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"I do try to speak of positive things. I still try to, like, present two sides of the story, and I do try to relate to life in a 360 degree and not be one-dimensional. But by all means, manage expectations." - Author: Q Tip

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"We need to return from the self-centred concept of sincerity to the other-centred concept of truth. We are not isolated free choosers, monarchs of all we survey, but benighted creatures sunk in a reality whose nature we are constantly and overwhelmingly tempted to deform by fantasy. Our current picture of freedom encourages a dream-like facility; whereas what we require is a renewed sense of the difficulty and complexity of the moral life and the opacity of persons. We need more concepts in terms of which to picture the substance of our being; it is through an enriching and deepening of concepts that moral progress takes place. Simone Weil said that morality was a matter of attention not of will. We need a new vocabulary of attention." - Author: Iris Murdoch