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"Scripture makes it clear to me that there is an obligation to speak out on behalf of those being persecuted."

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"I think the world would be much poorer without religion, speaking generally."

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"People are made in such a way that if something inexplicable happens to them, they write it off to an overheated imagination."

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"I have a healthy amount of humility."

Amy K Sorrells Quotes

"not dealing with the past," she said, "is like having a skunk in the middle of your living room. You dont notice it after a while, but everyone around you smells it, and it rubs off on folks who visit, and no amount of tomato juice baths will ever wash the stink away. You can only bury the past when you acknowledge it and dont allow it to sidle up against your leg no more. Even then, digging the hole to bury the thing is hard work. Its the hard work of healing most folks never want to do."

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