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"Oh, God, Francesca,Now theres a good one.Why?Why? Why?" He gave each one a different tenor, as if he were testing out the word, asking it todifferent people."Why?" he asked again, this time with increased volumeas he turned around to face her."Why? Itsbecause I love you, damn me to hell. Because Ive always loved you. Because I loved you when youwere with John, and I loved you when I was in India, and God only knows I dont deserve you, but Ilove you, anyway."Francesca sagged against the door."Hows that for a witty little joke?" he mocked. "I loveyou. I loveyou, my cousins wife. I loveyou, theone woman I can never have. I loveyou, Francesca Bridger-ton Stirling." - Author: Julia Quinn

Quotes About Old Fashioned Love

"P.P.P.P.S. Also, if you try to make a shrimp boil, but the bag of spices bursts, and so you just toss it in along with whatever spices you can find in the pantry--you can make homemade pepper spray. Unintentionally.And everyone at your dinner party will run outside for the next hour, coughing and tearing up as if theyve been maced, because technically they kind of have been, because mace was one of the spices I found in the panty. I blame whoever makes spice out of mace, and I remind my gasping dinner guests that even if I did mace them, I did it in an old fashioned, homemade, Martha Stewart sort of way. With love." - Author: Jenny Lawson

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"She wiped the black spillingfrom her eyelashes onto her cheek,and in that moment, I wanted, Ineeded, for magic to exist.I wanted to peel back her lonelyskin and feel her sadness starestraight into the blue inside my eyes.I wanted and I needed it to know,that I, I loved her too, and my godI, I would fight for her." - Author: Christopher Poindexter

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"At night I no longer dreamed, nor did I let my imagination work during the day. The once vibrant escapes of watching myself fly through the clouds in bright blue costumes, were now a thing of the past. When I fell asleep, my soul became consumed in a black void. I no longer awoke in the mornings refreshed; I was tired and told myself that I had one day less to live in this world. I shuffled through my chores, dreading every moment of every day. With no dreams, I found that words like hope and faith were only letters, randomly put together into something meaningless - words only for fairy tales." - Author: Dave Pelzer

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