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Emmeline Pankhurst Quotes

"Men make the moral code and they expect women to accept it. They have decided that it is entirely right and proper for men to fight for their liberties and their rights, but that it is not right and proper for women to fight for theirs."

Brian J Walsh Quotes

"What was true of an ancient community of Christian believers struggling with a powerful and appealing philosophy is also true for Christians in a postmodern context. Arguments that deconstruct the regimes of truth at work in the late modern culture of global capitalism are indispensable. So also is a deeper understanding of the counterideological force of the biblical tradition. But such arguments are no guarantee that the biblical metanarrative will not be co-opted for ideological purposes of violent exclusion, nor do arguments prove the truth of the gospel. Only the nonideological, embracing, forgiving and shalom-filled life of a dynamic Christian community formed by the story of Jesus will prove the gospel to be true and render the idolatrous alternatives fundamentally implausible."

Adam Thirlwell Quotes

"The thing about you, her mother used to say, is that you never act out of character. You have no originality. But Nigora knew this was not true. Because she was going to act out of character, She was going (thought Nigora) to be herself. And yet: how could she? How could she?"

Nicholas Roe Quotes

"... Whereas Hunt recommended universal charity, Keats, feeling himself in a Mist, relied on a knowing passivity: Men should bear with each other - there lives not the Man who may not be cut up, aye hashed to pieces on his weakest side."

Anne Bancroft Quotes

"So I think you have to marry for the right reasons, and marry the right person."

George S Patton Quotes

"A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood."

Alex Lowe Quotes

"Inspiring passion in family and friends has more enduring value than just staying alive for them."

Dana Rohrabacher Quotes

"January 30th will be a historic day for the Middle East and the world. The Iraqi people will take the next step toward a free and democratic society as they place their votes for a transitional Iraqi government."

Tim Lucas Quotes

"An introspective man who doesnt keep a diary consigns himself to a special hell"

Elias Canetti Quotes

"One should not confuse the craving for life with endorsement of it."

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Quotes About Senility

"Why, you want me to hook you two up?"Cordy eyed her, then let out a grunt. "Could you? Michael Thorley turned out to be an assclown, and the rest of this place is nothing but a barren wasteland of undateability. The only guy whos shown the slightest amount of interest in me this summer is Mr. Papadopoulos on the third floor of the nursing home. He says I have the ass of a Russian call girl.""Ah, senility." - Author: Gina Damico

Quotes About July 1

"Having been bred amongst mountains I am always unhappy when in a flat country. Whenever the skirts of the horizon come on a level with myself I feel myself quite uneasy and generally have a headache.(Letter to Sir Walter Scott, 25 July 1802)" - Author: James Hogg

Quotes About Human Idiocy

"O Voltaire! O humanity! O idiocy! There is something ticklish in "the truth," and in the SEARCH for the truth; and if man goes about it too humanely—"il ne cherche le vrai que pour faire le bien"—I wager he finds nothing!" - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Quotes About Finding The Right Man

"Flirting is the first step in a long process of finding the right man or woman." - Author: Julie Garwood

Quotes About Spectacle

"As for the level of spectacle of the two disciplines, I leave it to the people who watch the races to comment." - Author: Valentino Rossi

Quotes About Breaking Someones Trust

"When you create something new, youre breaking tradition - which is an act of defiance." - Author: Steven Strogatz

Quotes About 472

"In England there is no mercy for the poor. You pay for everything, even a broken neck."472" - Author: Hilary Mantel

Quotes About Fear Of Not Being Good Enough

"That is why humans resist life. To be alive is the biggest fear humans have. Death is not the biggestfear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive — the risk to be alive and express what wereally are. Just being ourselves is the biggest fear of humans. We have learned to live our lives tryingto satisfy other peoples demands. We have learned to live by other peoples points of view because ofthe fear of not being accepted and of not being good enough for someone else." - Author: Miguel Ruiz

Quotes About Prada Shoes

"You know, its about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like Im 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I cant get a date. Come on." - Author: Aisha Tyler

Quotes About Dark Hair

"This weekin live currentevents: your eyes.All power can bedangerous:Director alternating,you, socket to me.Plugged in and the gridis humming,this electricity,molecule-deep desire:particular friction, a chargestrong enough to stopa heartor start itagain; volt, re-volt--I shudder, I stutter, I startto life. Ive got my ionyou, copper-top,so watch how youconduct yourself.Heres todaysnewsflash: a battery of rollingblackouts in California, sudden,like lightning kisses:sudden, whitehotdarkness and yourehere, fumbling forthat small switchwith an urgent surgestrong enough to killlesser machines.Static makes hair raise,makes things cling,makes things rise likea gathering stormcharging outsideour darkened houseand here I am:tempest, pouring outmouthfullsof tsunami on the ground,Ive got that rain-soaked kite,that drenched key.You know what its for,circuit-breaker, you knowhow to kiss until its hertz." - Author: Daphne Gottlieb