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"Many of us cant go home again, whether home is Seville, Cabo Sur, Nastas, Havana, or Kansas City. Thus, we must recognize that home really lies in the eternal peace, dormant or conscious, that dwells in each human heart... Quote from "Ms. Quixote Goes Country", a truthful novel."

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"Nostalgia is the intimate refuge of every man and every woman in a world seemingly gone mad."

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"You need to look up ... It is always better to look at the good you have done and not focus on the things out of your control. It is always better to look up."

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"Choose your lifes mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery."

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"With Derrida, you can hardly misread him, because hes so obscure. Every time you say, "He says so and so," he always says, "You misunderstood me." But if you try to figure out the correct interpretation, then thats not so easy. I once said this to Michel Foucault, who was more hostile to Derrida even than I am, and Foucault said that Derrida practiced the method of obscurantisme terroriste (terrorism of obscurantism). We were speaking French. And I said, "What the hell do you mean by that?" And he said, "He writes so obscurely you cant tell what hes saying, thats the obscurantism part, and then when you criticize him, he can always say, You didnt understand me; youre an idiot. Thats the terrorism part." And I like that. So I wrote an article about Derrida. I asked Michel if it was OK if I quoted that passage, and he said yes."

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"Im a Taurean, so Im very passionate and determined and materialistic. Down the years, Ive spent a lot of money and saved a bit of money and had a lot of fun."

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"The fight unfolded like background noise. White noise. In the foreground, even with his ghastly pale face looking dead in my hands, my fingers clenching his ragged hair, all I could see was random images of Fang, not dead.Fang telling me stupid fart jokes from the dog crate next to mine at the school, trying to make me laugh.Fang asleep at Jebs old house, and me jumping wildly on his bed to wake him up. Him pretending to be asleep. Me laughing when I "accidentally" kicked him where it counts. Him dumping me off the bed.Fang gagging on my first attempt at cooking dinner after Jeb disappeared. Him spitting out the mac and cheese. Me dumping the rest of the bowl on him in response.Fang on the beach, that first time he was badly injured. Me realizing how I felt about him.Fang kissing me. So close I couldnt even see his dark eyes anymore. The first time. The second time. The third.I could always remember each and every one of them. Would always remember them.Fang.Not.Dead." - Author: James Patterson

Quotes About Life Being Worth It

"Fairytales teach children that the world is fraught with danger, including life-threatening danger; but by being clever (always), honest (as a rule, but with common-sense exceptions), courteous (especially to the elderly, no matter their apparent social station), and kind (to anyone in obvious need), even a child can succeed where those who seem more qualified have failed.And this precisely what children most need to hear.To let them go on believing that the world is safe, that they will be provided for and achieve worthwhile things even if they remain stupid, shirk integrity, despise courtesy, and act only from self-interest, that they ought to rely on those stronger, smarter, and more able to solve their problems, would be the gravest disservice: to them, and to society as a whole.-On the Supposed Unsuitability of Fairytales for Children" - Author: J. Aleksandr Wootton

Quotes About Traditional Games

"Facebook is terrifying to the traditional games biz." - Author: Jesse Schell

Quotes About Mobster Loyalty

"Jehovah had nothing to say to Moses and the others about the care of the planet. He had plenty to say about tribal loyalty and conquest." - Author: E. O. Wilson

Quotes About Devour

"Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly." - Author: Francis Bacon

Quotes About Gene Kelly

"As a dancer, obviously, we are all inspired by Michael Jackson, and I always looked up to Gene Kelly. He was a bigger version of Fred Astaire, and he was amazing as well." - Author: Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Quotes About Hotel Service

"I dont like posh hotels. I like small, eclectic hotels, and luxury for me would mean really good company with good food in a really funky, beautiful house in the middle of a field where someone came and serviced the place for us." - Author: Amanda Donohoe

Quotes About Diogenes

"Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I have been a fool, burdened all these years by the weight of a bowl when a perfectly good vessel lay at the end of my wrist." - Author: Christopher Moore

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"The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites; that was one of the advantages of being single." - Author: Stephen King

Quotes About Whodunnit

"I am the who in whodunnit. But I am not the dunnit." - Author: Jarod Kintz