[Olsons P.I. 'Kenny Jones' As He Approaches A Barman In A Notorious Bangkok Gay Bar As Part Of An Investigation -'I Was Tempted To Ask Him If He Had Heard The One About The Two Condoms Walking Down Soi Rome When They See The Balcony Pub. One Condom Turns To The Other And Says ‘Let's Go In There And Get Shit-faced' -]

Author: Warren Olson Quotes

Related Authors

Dave Davies Quotes

"A lot of people that embark on spiritual endeavors tended to, especially in the 60s and 70s, they tended to give up what they had before and cut themselves off from their lives, previous life as it were. But, I dont think that one should do that."

SrinidhiR Quotes

"Rainbows are said to be beautiful!Rainbows are said to be colourful!Rainbows may possibly be magical!But, I have never seen a rainbow appearing in the sky!"

Allen Bloom Quotes

"Equality has no place for genius."

Ken Alexopoulos Quotes

"She pulled away to gaze into his eyes with a startling vulnerability, desperately seeking a harbor in the storm. In his eyes lay wisdom far beyond his years, shades of ocean waters traced within lakes of finely ground cobalt.""I am a Cowboy"

James White Fellow Of INSTAAR Quotes

"We need leaders, we need political leaders and we need business leaders, and my hope for this book is that it helps create that next generation of business leaders that will lead us into the future."

Garry Marshall Quotes

"Its a hard job. It means giving up some things, but on the other hand they keep saying you can have it all. You cant really have it all so easy. You can do a little of this and little of that."

Dorit Rabinyan Quotes

"At last, the luminous match was struck and the day was lit."

William Blystone Quotes

"In life, nobody gets out alive."

Dustin Shramek Quotes

"Experiencing grief and pain is like falling off a cliff. Everything has been turned upside down, and we are no longer in control. As we fall, we see one and only one tree that is growing out from the rock face. So we grab hold of it and cling to it with all our might. This tree is our holy God. He alone can keep us from falling headfirst to our doom. There simply arent any other trees to grab. So we cling to this tree (the holy God) with all our might.But what we didnt realize is that when we fell and grabbed the tree our arm actually became entangled in the branches, so that in reality, the tree is holding us. We hold on to keep from falling, but what we dont realize is that we cant fall because the tree has us. We are safe. God, in his holiness, is keeping us and showing mercy to us. We may not be aware of it, but it is true. He is with us even in the deepest and darkest pit."

Aaron Overfield Quotes

"She tried to keep in mind how scared and hurt Hunter was and decided to let him have that one. She chose to give him the benefit of the doubt and not take it personally. Besides, she wasnt sure if she walked over there and slapped him, he wouldnt slap her back. Not only did Veil put an end to chivalry—and the dichotomous gender myth overall—but it was Hunter. When combining gay, irreverent, and unpredictable, chances were high that somewhere in the mix, slapping a woman wouldnt be unheard of."

Related Topics

Quotes About Country Guys

"Ive learned a lot playing college ball," Mark says."What you do in high school doesnt mean shit. You can be the best ballplayer in your high school. The best in the country or state, but when you get to college, youre going to meet fifty other guys who can brag the same thing. Youll meet guys better than you, stronger than you, faster than you, and then youre up against better teams. The world changes when you leave Groveton." - Author: Katie McGarry

Quotes About Demon Pox

"Demon Pox, oh, Demon PoxJust how is it acquired?One must first go to the bad part of townUntil one is very tiredDemon Pox, oh, Demon PoxI had it all along-No, not the pox, you foolish blocksI meant this very song-For i was right, and you were wrong!" - Author: Cassandra Clare

Quotes About Being Vain

"Man is the vainest of allcreatures that have their being upon earth. As long as heavenvouchsafes him health and strength, he thinks that he shall come tono harm hereafter, and even when the blessed gods bring sorrow uponhim, he bears it as he needs must, and makes the best of it; forGod Almighty gives men their daily minds day by day. I know allabout it, for I was a rich man once, and did much wrong in thestubbornness of my pride, and in the confidence that my father andmy brothers would support me; therefore let a man fear God in allthings always, and take the good that heaven may see fit to sendhim without vainglory." - Author: Homer

Quotes About Omission

"He manages a sad smile. "An omission is not the same thing as a lie, Miss Bishop. Its a manipulation." - Author: Victoria Schwab

Quotes About Native

"Can you imagine anything more tragic? Rose asked. To be born a princess --native and to the manor born-- and then to forget who you are and settle for being something horrible like an--an accountant!" - Author: Regina Doman

Quotes About Rumours

"I hate to spread rumours, but what else can one do with them?" - Author: Amanda Lear

Quotes About Famous The Welsh

"I was shocked by the amount of Welsh people in L.A. Wed go to this British pub to watch the Six Nations early in the morning and I remember the first time I walked in it was just a sea of red." - Author: Matthew Rhys

Quotes About Cars And Life

"I think I was lucky to come of age in a place and time - the American South in the 1960s and 70s - when the machine hadnt completely taken over life. The natural world was still the world, and machines - TV, telephone, cars - were still more or less ancillary, and computers were unheard of in everyday life." - Author: Ben Fountain

Quotes About Low Mentality

"We cant go from zero to sixty in a day or even a week when it comes to shifting our food-habit gears. We have to take baby steps, starting with an increasing awareness of our habits and a willingness to chip away at the ones that arent doing us any good. Slowly, with time and commitment, we move away from the rat-race, multitasking mentality to a place where we want to give our meals and ourselves the time and attention we deserve." - Author: Mary DeTurris Poust

Quotes About Dusky Beauty

"Accept that there are things in this world we can never explain and life will be understandable. That is the irony of life. It is also the beauty of it." - Author: Tan Twan Eng