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"Johnny had been on earth for thirty-four years. Less than a week ago, he walked on those streets. And now the cup, the ring and two unironed waiters aprons at home were the only concrete objects left to connote that a man had once lived. There were no other physical reminders of Johnny, as he had been buried in all the clothes he owned with his studs and his fourteen-carat gold collar button." - Author: Betty Smith

Quotes About Tolerance Of Religion

"Yet, the principle of uncertainty is a bad name. In science or outside of it, we are not uncertain. Our knowledge is merely confined within a certain tolerance. We should call it the principle of tolerance. First in the engineering sense. Science has progressed, step by step, the most successful enterprise in the ascent of man, because it has understood that the exchange of information between man and nature, and man and man, can only take place with a certain tolerance. But I also use the word, passionately, about the real world. All knowledge, all information, between human beings, can only be exchanged within a play of tolerance, and thats whether its in science, or in literature, or in religion, or in politics, or in any form of though that aspires to dogma." - Author: Jacob Bronowski

Quotes About Whole Life

"Shes belonged to me her whole life, but I only got my hands on her five months ago." - Author: Ella Dominguez

Quotes About Fiesty

"We are all a volume on a shelf of a library, a story unto ourselves, never possibly described with one word or even very accurately with thousands. A person is never as quiet or unrestrained as they seem, or as bad or good, as vulnerable or as strong, as sweet or as fiesty; we are thickly layered, page upon lying page, behind simple covers. And love - it is not the book itself, but the binding. It can rip us apart or hold us together." - Author: Deb Caletti

Quotes About A Ruff Life

"Sometimes, as a great treat, I was allowed to remove Nursies snowy ruffled cap. Without it, she somehow retreated into private life and lost her official status. Then, with elaborate care, I would tie a large blue satin ribbon round her head - with enormous difficulty and holding my breath, because tying a bow is no easy matter for a four-year-old. After which I would step back and exclaim in ecstasy: "Oh Nursie, you ARE beautiful!" At which she would smile and say in her gentle voice: "Am I, love?" - Author: Agatha Christie

Quotes About Doubt And Certainty

"Marriage is difficult, perhaps the most difficult thing you can ever do, besides being a parent, but I think these two fine young people are up to the challenge. Here are two steady, responsible people who, I believe, understand the dire commitment they are about to make and will choose to keep that commitment. Because it turns out to be a choice, commitment-not some done deal. When you leave the alter tomorrow, there will still be a lifetime of choice and temptation and doubt and uncertainty in front of you. I didnt know that at my wedding. Getting married doesnt change you. Marriage changes you." - Author: Maggie Shipstead

Quotes About Daring Yourself

"Today is an ephemeral ghost...A strange amazing day that comes only once every four years. For the rest of the time it does not "exist."In mundane terms, it marks a "leap" in time, when the calendar is adjusted to make up for extra seconds accumulated over the preceding three years due to the rotation of the earth. A day of temporal tune up!But this day holds another secret—it contains one of those truly rare moments of delightful transience and light uncertainty that only exist on the razor edge of things, along a buzzing plane of quantum probability...A day of unlocked potential.Will you or wont you? Should you or shouldnt you? Use this day to do something daring, extraordinary and unlike yourself. Take a chance and shape a different pattern in your personal cloud of probability!" - Author: Vera Nazarian

Quotes About Brotherhood

"Wrath pulled the trigger on the brotherhood..." - Author: J.R. Ward

Quotes About Missing Persons

"Madoka: Wont anyone notice that Mami-san is dead?Homura: Mami Tomoes only relatives are distant relations. It will be quite some time before anyone files a missing persons report. When one dies on that side of the wards, not even a body is left behind. Shell wind up forever a "missing person"... That is what happens to magical girls in the end.Madoka: ...Thats too cruel! Mami-san has been fighting all alone for a long time for everyones sake! For no one to even notice that shes gone... Thats just too lonely a fate...Homura: It is just that kind of contract that gives us the power in the first place. It isnt for anyone elses sake. We fight on for the sake of our own prayer. So for no one to notice... for the world to forget us... That is just something we have to accept." - Author: Magica Quartet

Quotes About Prologo

"Ma come stabilire il momento esatto in cui comincia una storia? Tutto è sempre cominciato già da prima, la prima riga della prima pagina dogni romanzo rimanda a qualcosa che è già successo fuori dal libro. Oppure la vera storia è quella che comincia dieci o cento pagine più avanti e tutto ciò che precede è solo un prologo. Le vite degli individui della specie umana formano un intreccio continuo, in cui ogni tentativo di separare un pezzo di vissuto che abbia un senso separatamente dal resto - per esempio, lincontro di due persone che diventerà decisivo per entrambi - deve tener conto che ciascuno dei due porta con sé un tessuto di ambienti fatti altre persone, e che dallincontro deriveranno a loro volta altre storie che si separeranno dalla loro storia comune." - Author: Italo Calvino