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"His proximity, that damn smile, just makes me hot in all the right places, but also pissed as hell. I dont know if I should knee him in the balls or hump his leg like a bitch in heat."

Joan Miro Quotes

"Throughout the time in which I am working on a canvas I can feel how I am beginning to love it, with that love which is born of slow comprehension."

Alexina Benavidez Quotes

"I might be afraid when I see blank papers but once my ink drops on it, it gives me crazy drive to fill all those empty pages"

Rick Fox Quotes

"Ive traveled around the world and made love with many satisfied women. So I decided to share my story."

Claudius Quotes

"Say not always what you know, but always know what you say."

Jean Paul Belmondo Quotes

"Being afraid is the worst sin there is."

Def Leppard Quotes

"Love is like a bomb, baby, cmon get it on Livin like a lover with a radar phone Lookin like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man? Razzle n a dazzle n a flash a little light Television lover, baby, go all night Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah"

Tasha Turner Quotes

"5-6 blogs is too many for a fool to have; one is enough for a wise person"

Dat Guy Quotes

"If you always say no, you will never say yes"

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"I gain with loss. I grow with hurt"

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"I was driving pretty much the way everyone drives in LA, like elephants dancing on each others backs at a circus." - Author: Gary Reilly

Quotes About Elected Officials

"We ate, we slept, we formed our kaleidoscopic relationships and marched ever forward. We licked chocolate from our fingers. We arranged flowers in vases. We inspected our backsides when we tried on new clothes. We gave ourselves over to art. We elected officials and complained. We stood up for home runs. We marked life passages in ceremonies we attended with impatience and pride. We reached out for new love when what we had died, confessing our unworthiness, confessing our great need. We felt at times that perhaps we really were visitors from another planet. We occasionally wondered if it was true that each of us was making everything up. But this was a wobbly saucer; this was thinking we could not endure; we went back to our elegant denial of unbreachable isolation, to refusing the lesson of being born alone and dying that way, too. We went back to loving, to eating, to sleeping, to marching and marching and marching along." - Author: Elizabeth Berg

Quotes About Mayr

"Here the whole world (stars, water, air,And field, and forest, as they wereReflected in a single mind)Like cast off clothes was left behindIn ashes, yet with hopes that she,Re-born from holy poverty,In lenten lands, hereafter mayResume them on her Easter Day."(Epitaph for Joy Gresham)" - Author: C.S. Lewis

Quotes About Family Leaving You Out

"...if true love breaks as easily as a delusion, on what can we rely? What will people pin their hopes on?" [Nilima]"Theyll have the sweet, intimate memories of a lost paradise, and beside it a sea of sorrow.... People looking on from outside think all is lost... What remains when everything is lost can be held in the palm, like a jewel. It cant be flaunted in a pageant, so the lookers-on are disappointed and jeer as they return home.." [Kamal]"...Jewels are not meant for everybody, certainly not for the rabble. People whore only happy when decked out with gold and silver from top to toe wont understand the value of your tiny diamonds and gems. Those who want a lot feel secure only after tying knot upon knot. They put a price on something only by its weight and show and bulk. But its useless to try and show the sunrise from a western window..[Nilima]" - Author: Sarat Chandra Chattopadhyay

Quotes About Boston Red Sox

"Roller Boogie is a relic from - when else? - the 70s. This is a tape I made for the eight-grade dance. The tape still plays, even if the cogs are a little creaky and the sound quality is dismal. Its a ninety-minute TDK Compact Cassette, and like everything else made in the 70s, its beige. It takes me back to the fall of 1979, when I was a shy, spastic, corduroy-clad Catholic kid from the suburbs of Boston, grief-stricken over the 78 Red Sox. The words "douche" and "bag" have never coupled as passionately as they did in the person of my thirteen-yer-old self. My body, my brain, my elbows that stuck out like switchblades, my feet that got tangled in my bike spokes, but most of all my soul - these formed the waterbed where douchitude and bagness made love sweet love with all the feral intensity of Burt Reynolds and Rachel Ward in Sharkeys Machine." - Author: Rob Sheffield

Quotes About Perjury

"Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it." - Author: Lysander Spooner

Quotes About Naissance

"La recherche dune réalité communautaire prend la forme dune opération de sauvetage massive. Jestime que cest la grande aventure de notre temps, infiniment plus valable pour lhomme que la conquête de lespace. Elle représente le retour et le renouveau de lancienne gnose. Pour ceux qui répondent à lappel, ce qui se passe dans le monde des sciences, malgré sa place encore considérable dans le politique gouvernementales, perdra de plus en plus son sens existentiel. À leurs yeux, les scientifiques et leurs nombreux émoules feront figure de clergé archaïque, à la liturgie professionnelle absurde, occupé à échanger ses connaissances, soi-disant à la disposition du public, dans le sanctuaire secret de leur église de lÉtat." - Author: Theodore Roszak

Quotes About Inherited Wealth

"You know whats wrong with scientific power? Its a form of inherited wealth. And you know what assholes congenitally rich people are." - Author: Michael Crichton

Quotes About Took

"She drew the line at television. It took no effort to watch – it was infinitely more beneficial to the soul, and to the intelligence, to read or to listen – and what she imagined there was on TV appalled her." - Author: John Irving

Quotes About Nicer

"Ive found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience." - Author: Bo Burnham