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"After all, who would say life was good if they had no friend?"

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Quotes About Cognitive Dissonance

"The only position that leaves me with no cognitive dissonance is atheism. It is not a creed. Death is certain, replacing both the siren-song of Paradise and the dread of Hell. Life on this earth, with all its mystery and beauty and pain, is then to be lived far more intensely: we stumble and get up, we are sad, confident, insecure, feel loneliness and joy and love. There is nothing more; but I want nothing more." - Author: Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Quotes About Happy Campers

"Among these temperamentally unhappy campers are "reactant" personalities, who focus on what they often wrongly perceive as others attempts to control them. In one experiment, some of these touchy individuals were asked to think of two people they knew: a bossy sort who advocated hard work and a mellow type who preached la dolce vita. Then, one of the names was flashed before the subjects too briefly to register in their conscious awareness. Next, the subjects were given a task to perform. Those who had been exposed to the hard-driving name performed markedly worse than those exposed to the easygoing name. Even this weak, subliminal attention to an emotional cue that suggested control was enough to get their reactant backs up and cause them to act to their own disadvantage. All relationships involve give-and-take and cooperation, so a person who habitually attends to ordinary requests or suggestions like a bull to a red flag is in for big trouble in both home and workplace." - Author: Winifred Gallagher

Quotes About Goodnet

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Quotes About Consc

"I have consciously not taken the role of a gangster, which has been offered to me far too many times." - Author: Stanley Tucci

Quotes About Reflections In Glass

"Why are all reflections lovelier than what we call reality? -- not so grand or so strong, it may be, but always lovelier? Fair as is the gliding sloop on the shining sea, the wavering, trembling, unresting sail below is fairer still...All mirrors are magic mirrors. The commonest room is a room in a poem when I turn to the glass...There must be a truth involved in it, though we may but in part lay hold of the meaning." - Author: George MacDonald

Quotes About Teasing Love

"The defendant removed his gloves and started toward the victim. Mr. Farley, still teasing, said: "Ooo, hes taking his gloves off." The defendant then pulled a knife from his pocket and stabbed the victim in the neck. He also stabbed Mr. Farley in the arm as he fell to the floor. Mr. Farley looked up and cried: "Man, I was just kidding around." The defendant responded: "Well, man, you should have never hit me in my face." - Author: Franklin Cleckley

Quotes About Heaven And Stars

"We climbed, he first and I behind, until though a small round opening ahead of us, I saw the lovely things the heavens hold, and we came out to see once more the stars." - Author: Dante Alighieri

Quotes About Candy

"He didnt give me flowers or candy. He gave me the moon and the stars. Infinity-Belly Conklin-" - Author: Jenny Han

Quotes About Eearth

"For in a struggle one must have both legs firmly planted on theearth. The Party had taught one how to do it. The infinite was apolitically suspect quantity, the `I a suspect quality. The Party did notrecognize its existence. The definition of an individual was: a multitudeof one million divided by one million." - Author: Arthur Koestler

Quotes About Baked Potatoes

"I like one hair, tuna fish, the smell of rain and things that are pink. I hate pimples, baked potatoes, when my mothers mad, and religious holidays." - Author: Judy Blume