[Pull The Hair On My Head The Wrong Way, And I Would Be On My Knees Begging For Mercy. I Have Very Sensitive Follicles.]

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"Life is all Love, unless you are with right people."

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"Man, do you ever feel its just the hope of things we live for? I asked. I mean, its like the things themselves are just a big disappointment, you know? We like the searching, the dreaming. Its sort oflike the way previews for a movie are better than the film itself sometimes. What was that line I heard from Spock on Star Trek? He says Having is not as good as wanting or something like that. Like, reality is the ultimate letdown."

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"No matter how you arrive at the awareness and belief that youve lived before and will live again, the most lasting healing benefit will be the change in your attitude. You are creating your future lives right at this moment, and every moment of decision-making."

Jose Marti Quotes

"But when women are moved and lend help, when women, who are by nature calm and controlled, give encouragement and applause, when virtuous and knowledgeable women grace the endeavor with their sweet love, then it is invincible."

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"Those letters under the doorA new lifeThe war at a distanceand my drinking glass that smokesA brightness crowns the universe("Two Poems")"

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