[The Day I Understand What's Going On In Her Psychotic Little Brain They'll Have To Lock Me In A Psych Ward.]

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Benazir Bhutto Quotes

"Its true that General Musharraf opposes my return, seeing me as a symbol of democracy in the country. He is comfortable with dictatorship. I hope better sense prevails."

Shirley Rousseau Murphy Quotes

"[At the scene of a murder]The cats bloodthirst was normal; it was the way God had made them. They were hunters, they killed for food and to train their young--well maybe sometimes for sport. But this violent act by some unknown human had nothing to do with hunting--for a human to brutally maim one of the own kind out of rage or sadism or greed was, to Joe and Dulcie (the cats), a shocking degradation of the human condition. To imagine that vicious abandon in a human deeply distressed Dulcie; she did not like thinking about humans that way."

Mihail Drumes Quotes

"Cand unul se satura de celalalt, ce face, ma rog? Fireste, i-o spune verde asta si asta, dragoste cu sila nu se poate."

Julie Anne Peters Quotes

"I better get the hearse back before dark." Xanadu sighed. "Uncle Lee got into it with Aunt Faye about me even borrowing it." Grabbing Jamie by his cougar emblem, she added, "Lets go, girlfriend." She yanked him toward the parking lot. I heard Jamie say, "Could I ride in the trunk and pretend Im a corpse?"

Dwight D Eisenhower Quotes

"In most communities it is illegal to cry "fire" in a crowded assembly. Should it not be considered serious international misconduct to manufacture a general war scare in an effort to achieve local political aims?"

Ai Weiwei Quotes

"Beijings Olympics were very grand - they were trying to throw a party for the world, but the hosts didnt enjoy it. The government didnt care about peoples feelings because it was trying to create an image."

Brian Roberts Quotes

"We did some soul-searching. Was the cable industry obsolete? Was it an opportune time to get out? Our conclusion was that if you rebuilt your system with this new fiber-optic coaxial hybrid - which we now call broadband - the glass was half full, not half empty. We could compete."

Brene Brown Quotes

"Group A defined the challenge of anxiety as finding ways to manage and soothe the anxiety, while Group B clearly defined the problem as changing the behaviors that led to anxiety."

Anis Shivani Quotes

"What deserves my loyalty, art or prestige?"

Gagarin Quotes

"Gagarin flew into space, but didnt see any god there."

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Quotes About Static Hair

"This weekin live currentevents: your eyes.All power can bedangerous:Director alternating,you, socket to me.Plugged in and the gridis humming,this electricity,molecule-deep desire:particular friction, a chargestrong enough to stopa heartor start itagain; volt, re-volt--I shudder, I stutter, I startto life. Ive got my ionyou, copper-top,so watch how youconduct yourself.Heres todaysnewsflash: a battery of rollingblackouts in California, sudden,like lightning kisses:sudden, whitehotdarkness and yourehere, fumbling forthat small switchwith an urgent surgestrong enough to killlesser machines.Static makes hair raise,makes things cling,makes things rise likea gathering stormcharging outsideour darkened houseand here I am:tempest, pouring outmouthfullsof tsunami on the ground,Ive got that rain-soaked kite,that drenched key.You know what its for,circuit-breaker, you knowhow to kiss until its hertz." - Author: Daphne Gottlieb

Quotes About Puzzled

"Rachel snorted derisively. "You dont seriously buy into all her prophetess hocus-pocus, do you?""I do, actually," Notak said, frowning. "She is the augur, Rachel.""Shes exasperating!""She is eccentric," Notak corrected. "And you would be too if you had lived the life she had.""Shes a whore!" Rachel spat, ignoring him.Notak looked at her, plainly puzzled. "I am fairly certain that she is a virgin, actually." - Author: S.G. Night

Quotes About Life Single Line

"We are not wise enough, pure enough, or strong enough to aim and sustain such a single motive over a lifetime. That way lies fanaticism or failure. But if the single motive is the master motivation of Gods calling, the answer is yes. In any and all situations, both today and tomorrows tomorrow, Gods call to us is the unchanging and ultimate whence, what, why, and whither of our lives. Calling is a yes to God that carries a no to the chaos of modern demands. Calling is the key to tracing the story line of our lives and unriddling the meaning of our existence in a chaotic world." - Author: Os Guinness

Quotes About Goody Two Shoes

"Im tired of being thought of as Miss Goody Two-Shoes... the girl next door, Miss Happy-Go-Lucky." - Author: Doris Day

Quotes About Rebuilding Yourself

"Building your "dream life" is filled with things that can feel like the opposite of a dream:MistakesDelaysStarting overFailureThe building part is actually more of a rebuilding that is a continual process. The building is not linear in nature but far more interesting. You might start a creative dream, take the "next step", and find yourself completely bored, dissatisfied, or just not inspired." - Author: S.A.R.K.

Quotes About Lent Season

"Brazil has its own fashion identity. Many very talented Brazilian designers show every season at Sao Paulo and Rio fashion weeks." - Author: Gisele Bundchen

Quotes About Crushed Dreams

"I think any time someones dreams are crushed, theres the people who can fight to still try and fulfill those dreams and then theres the people who just give up." - Author: Constance Zimmer

Quotes About Getting Spoilt

"Rather than getting more spoilt with age, as difficulties pile up, epiphanies of gratitude abound." - Author: Alain de Botton

Quotes About Neurons

"There are little wisps of jelly in a living brain. Deagle knows this well: neurons, transmitting signals - and the soul, so to speak, is somewhere in those flashes. He heard once on a science program that the spindle cell - present in humans, whales, some apes, elephants - may be at the heart of what we call our "selves."What we recognize in the mirror - that thread we follow through time that we call "me"? Its just a diatom, a paramecium, a bit of ganglia that branches and shudders assertively. A brief brain orgasm, like lightning.In short, its all chemicals. You can regiment it easily enough: fluoxetine, sertraline, paroxetine, escitalopram, citalopram - the brain can be washed clean, and you can reset yourself, Ctrl+Alt+Del. You dont have to be a prisoner of your memories and emotions." - Author: Dan Chaon

Quotes About Attributes

"the breakthrough researcher first discovers the fundamental causal mechanism behind the phenomena of success. This allows those who are looking for "an answer" to get beyond the wings-and-feathers mind-set of copying the attributes of successful companies." - Author: Clayton M. Christensen