[The Dehydrator Blows Warm Air On Your Food For Hours, Sometimes Days. It Reminds Me Of The Temperature And Intensity Of Dog's Breath. So Imagine A German Shepherd Exhaling On Your Fruit For A Weekend.]

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"One day the universe will curl up beside you and begin to purr. Don`t worry. You`ll know exactly where to place your hands."

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"Look, you have been told everything. Lift up your eyes and look at the cloud and the light within it and the stars surrounding it. And the star that leads the way is your star." So Judas lifted up his eyes and saw the luminous cloud, and he entered it."

Monique Duval Quotes

"What do angels look like? I saw one today wering gaudy jewelry, spoke with a thick Spanish accent, quoted Chakespeare. She said, All the worlds a stage and sometimes you just gotta roll with los punches."

Marti Noxon Quotes

"Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes — Cuppa tea, cuppa tea... almost got shagged... cuppa tea?"

James MacArthur Quotes

"A woman doesnt just love a man. She loves who he is. And, who he is is dependent on what he needs."

Adam Rex Quotes

"Woah, I said, blocking the doorway. You cant come in here. This is the girls room. Even as it came out of my mouth, I knew it sounded dumb. Dumb, I thought and maybe even wrong.You...are a boy, arent you? I asked. I mean, dont take that the wrong way or anything - J.Lo is a boy, yes. I let that go.So...you Boov have boys and girls...just like us? Of course, said J.Lo. Do not be ridicumlous. I smiled a wan little smile. Sorry. The Boov have seven magnificent genders. There is boy, girl, girlboy, boygirl, boyboy, boyboygirl, and boyboyboyboy. I had absolutely no response to this."

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"Respect your body. Eat well. Dance forever."

Edward N Ney Quotes

"I can do whatever I want, because my career is a certain thing."

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"False assurances were certainly more harmful than none at all."

Debbie Gibson Quotes

"This is the time it all starts, Im telling you. Like, 16, I mean, forget it. You could just get beat up, you could go through these grueling schedules."

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"The moon looks wonderful in this warm evening light, just as a candle flame looks beautiful in the light of morning. Light within light. It seems like a metaphor for something. So much does. Ralph Waldo Emerson is excellent on this point.It seems to me to be a metaphor for the human soul, the singular light within the great general light of existence. Or it seems like poetry within language. Perhaps wisdom within experience. Or marriage within friendship and love." - Author: Marilynne Robinson

Quotes About Talker

"Im not stalking her," I insisted."Im making sure shes safe. Besides, how could you stalk Lori McGillicuddy?Shed see you and come out to your truck and say, "Hi, Im Lori. Are you my stalker? Its so neat to meet you! While youre stuck here watching my every move, can I bring you anything? Sweet tea?" - Author: Jennifer Echols

Quotes About Hereditary

"But I was right. I think that must be an hereditary quality, for my father says he is scarcely ever wrong." - Author: Elizabeth Gaskell

Quotes About Kaylin

"Walter Kaylin was great! He was outrageous, he just carried it off. Hed have this one guy killing a thousand other guys. Then they beat him into the ground, you think hes dead, but he rises up again and kills another thousand guys." - Author: Mario Puzo

Quotes About Holding The Rope

"You know, my boy, he said, its impossible to love men such as they are. And yet we must. So try to do good to men by doing violence to your feelings, holding your nose, and shutting your eyes, especially shutting your eyes. Endure their villainy without anger, as much as possible; try to remember that youre a man too. For, if youre even a little above average intelligence, youll have the propensity to judge people severely. Men are vile by nature and theyd rather love out of fear. Dont give in to such love: despise it always." - Author: Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Quotes About Unwashed

"From the first I became convinced that what I must look for was lead dust and lead fumes, that men were poisoned by breathing poisoned air, not by handling their food with unwashed hands." - Author: Alice Hamilton

Quotes About Pretending To Be Busy

"It made me sad when I caught myself pretending that everybody out there in cyberspace cared about what I thought, when really nobody gives a shit. And when I multiplied that sad feeling by all the millions of people in their lonely little rooms, furiously writing and posting to their lonely little pages that nobody has time to read because theyre all so busy writing and posting, it kind of broke my heart." - Author: Ruth Ozeki

Quotes About Harrison Bergeron

"Im fine," Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better.""Bad deduction," Jessie said. "If that were true, Id be dating Harrison Ford by now." - Author: Jennifer Crusie

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"I never had any film training. I went to Northwestern. I studied education and theater. So it was all theater training." - Author: Zach Gilford

Quotes About Sklodowska

"Pierre and Marie (then Maria Sklodowska, a penniless Polish immigrant living in a garret in Paris) had met at the Sorbonne and been drawn to each other because of a common interest in magnetism." - Author: Pierre