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Herodotus Quotes

"The most hateful human misfortune is for a wise man to have no influence."

Elisabeth Beazley Quotes

"The dream pool is pushed out in the open and the dappled depths of our imagination become a uniformly blue intruder, often out of scale with its surroundings and nearly always discordant in colour and texture."

Horatio Nelson Quotes

"My character and good name are in my own keeping. Life with disgrace is dreadful. A glorious death is to be envied."

Karl Kraus Quotes

"Jealousy is a dogs bark which attracts thieves."

Thomas Browne Quotes

"Let age, not envy, draw wrinkles on thy cheeks."

Eugene Linden Quotes

"The keepers would give the gorillas an assortment of fruits and vegetables each afternoon, and on this particular occasion, Judy Sievert tossed Nina an apple, which rolled away. Instead of going to get it, Nina just sat there sadly, in Judys words. Judy continued her rounds, handing out yams and apples to the other gorillas, but Nina sat there looking appleless and downtrodden. Taking pity, Judy tossed her another apple. As soon as Nina had it, she got up and went over to where the first apple had rolled away, taking it too."

Kenneth More Quotes

"Oh, Mr Coward, sir - I could never have an affair with you, because you remind me of my father!"

Maureen Doyle McQuerry Quotes

"Maybe it was only goblin women who were restless and wanted to see the world. She didnt know."

V Vale Quotes

"A tattoo is a true poetic creation, and is always more than meets the eye. As a tattoo is grounded on living skin, so its essence emotes a poignancy unique to the mortal human condition."

Melissa Horacek Quotes

"Mercedes is a pretty princess"

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Quotes About Dead Sea

"Then, with a horror of pitiful amazement, she saw a great cross marked in two cruel stripes on his back; and the thoughts that thereupon went coursing through her loving imagination, it would be hard to set forth. Could it be that the Lord was still, child and man, suffering for his race, to deliver his brothers and sisters from their sins? -- wandering, enduring, beaten, blessing still? accepting the evil, slaying it, and returning none? his patience the one rock where the evil word finds no echo; his heart the one gulf into which the dead-sea wave rushes with no recoil -- from which ever flows back only purest water, sweet and cool; the one abyss of destroying love, into which all wrong tumbles, and finding no reaction, is lost, ceases for evermore?" - Author: George MacDonald

Quotes About Madame Tussauds

"Mark had a better chance interpreting body language at Madame Tussauds." - Author: Kim Aleksander

Quotes About Adherence

"Adherence to principles, and adherence to the individual, combine to make the Rebel Army an indivisible fist." - Author: Ernesto Guevara

Quotes About Relent

"...and yet, though desirous to be gone, she could not quit the mansion-house, or look an adieu to the cottage, with its black, dripping and comfortless veranda, or even notice through the misty glasses the last humble tenements of the village, without a saddened heart. Scenes had passed in Uppercross which made it precious. It stood the record of many sensations of pain, once severe, but now softened; and of some instances of relenting feeling, some breathings of friendship and reconciliation, which could never be looked for again, and which could never cease to be dear. She left it all behind her, all but the recollection that such things had been." - Author: Jane Austen

Quotes About Wherever You Are

"Wherever you are on Earth, there is more life present than in the rest of the known universe." - Author: Robin Ince

Quotes About Golden

"I never knew it before but now I know—and you, too, know—that laughter may be of different colors, Laughter is but a distant echo of an explosion within us; it may be the echo of a holiday—red, blue, and golden fireworks—or at times it may represent pieces of human flesh exploded into the air.…" - Author: Yevgeny Zamyatin

Quotes About Tavern

"why had he happened to hear such a discussion and such ideas at the very moment when his own brain was just conceiving … the very same ideas? And why, just at the moment when he had brought away the embryo of his idea from the old woman had he dropped at once upon a conversation about her? This coincidence always seemed strange to him. This trivial talk in a tavern had an immense influence on him in his later action; as though there had really been in it something preordained, some guiding hint…" - Author: Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Quotes About Drug Detox

"Delaying a meal brings about symptoms most people call "hunger." These symptoms include abdominal cramping, weakness, and feeling ill-the same as during drug withdrawal. This is not hunger. Our dietary habits, especially eating animal-protein-rich foods three times a day, are so stressful to the detoxification system in our liver and kidneys that we start to get withdrawal, or detoxification, symptoms the minute we arent busy processing such food. Real hunger is not that uncomfortable." - Author: Joel Fuhrman

Quotes About Flocks Of Birds

"What is more cheerful, now, in the fall of the year, than an open-wood-fire? Do you hear those little chirps and twitters coming out of that piece of apple-wood? Those are the ghosts of the robins and blue-birds that sang upon the bough when it was in blossom last Spring. In Summer whole flocks of them come fluttering about the fruit-trees under the window: so I have singing birds all the year round." - Author: Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Quotes About Open Mind

"Without pushing an agenda (okay, maybe Ive pushed a bit), Ive spread a little veganism wherever Ive gone. Ive become friends with chefs at the meatiest restaurants you can imagine, and shown them a few things that opened their minds (and their menus) to vegan options. Its easy to be convincing when the food is delicious. It doesnt feel like a sacrifice--it feels like a step up." - Author: Tal Ronnen