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"I know the plans I have for you, and theyre all about me. (Rufus says to Chloe)"

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"I told her running away from your problems doesnt solve anything. Really it just hurts the people who count on you."

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"Paris is a danger for people like me. We spend our rent money in Paris on clothes."

David J Kalupahana Quotes

"And the Buddha pointed out that his confusion was justified, for the dharma is profound, difficult to see, difficult to understand, peaceful, excellent, beyond the sphere of logic, subtle, and to be understood by the wise. The reason for this is that it is not readily comprehended by one who holds a different view and has different learnings and inclinations, different involvements and instruction. It is clear from this statement that the conception of nibbāna in beyond logical reasoning, not because it is an Ultimate Reality transcending logic, but because logic or reason, being the slave of passions, makes it difficult for one who has a passion for an alien tradition to understand the conception of nibbāna."

Gareth Thompson Quotes

"Granddad once told me that to truly love this life, you need to know its darkest corners. But if you can bring a bit of sunshine to the sunless, it can only be for the good. I mean, what else are we really here for on this earth? Think about it some day, when the spring mornings look so golden and green."

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"The only pushup you wont be able to do is the one you never do."

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"- tudo dá errado há muito tempo, Raago. não te preocupes, depois a gente dá um jeito, este é o modo angolano de ir fazendo as coisas, se fizéssemos logo tudo bem havia inúmeras desvantagens, primeiro parecia que o trabalho era fácil e rápido, depois não tínhamos hipótese de brilhar com as correções, entendes?"

Alice Lok Cahana Quotes

"When I was in Auschwitz, I kept asking, why am I here, what did I do wrong? What did my grandfather do wrong? And a young American man, he put me in the right knowledge. You didnt do anything wrong, he said, the world did something wrong, terribly wrong. This young man, he went to Budapest in the beginning of it all, and he saved Jews, he gave out passports of Sweden, and because the Hungarians didnt know how to read Swedish, this was how my father was saved. And thousands of others too, with these pieces of paper. I am here to tell you that one man can make a difference, and that man can be you, any of you…"

Joseph Ash Quotes

"Enjoy your dreams and empower others to live theirs."

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