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"Три години след това работих върху нов парфюм, който по принцип не беше нищо друго освен един ремикс на 80 синтетични съставни части на "Шанел №5". Парфюмът на майка ми. Имаше световен успех. Може да се каже: стана световен шампион. Ароматът на времето. Казва се "Егоист"."

Kim Alexis Quotes

"We are all put in different positions for different reasons."

Sam Allberry Quotes

"As we reject God, we find ourselves craving what we are not naturally designed to do."

J Martin Kohe Quotes

"Let us choose to believe something good can happen."

Ghina Siti Ramadhanty Quotes

"I do not have a good appearance. But my brain do."

Param Vyas Quotes

"I hate vodka. It is the second worst thing to have come out of Russia, after communism - which isnt Russian anyway, Karl Marx was Russian."

Sandra Carrington Smith Quotes

"True power is in the unknown."

Silvia Colloca Quotes

"My body is like in a computer for good for the rest of my life - at age 23. I have my cyber body so if they ever need me young again I can just go, Its in the computer."

Darren T Patrick Quotes

"Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion."

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"I find myself really feeling like its possible that maybe the greater contribution Im going to be able to make through this next phase of my life might be as a writer writing wonderful parts for women, or even writing wonderful parts for myself, you know?" - Author: Karen Allen

Quotes About Travelogue

"I have always felt a special affinity with V. S. Pritchett. He worked from the ear, primarily, as I do, and he was an all-rounder, writing short stories, novels, memoir, travelogue, critical biography. He lived to be almost 100, and he never stopped, and his work is unified by a great generosity of spirit." - Author: Kevin Barry

Quotes About Fishing With Grandpa

"I spent a long time away from my parents when I was younger. I would go hunting and fishing with my uncle, and we would go for weeks at a time. I also spent a lot of time in Texas with my grandparents." - Author: RJ Mitte

Quotes About Mother Teresa

"For every Mother Teresa, theres a Jeffrey Dahmer." - Author: Joe Mantegna

Quotes About Friends Youve Known Forever

"In two years you can love somebody with all your heart and lose them. You can become the very best of friends with someone and then neglect them to the point that they dont expect anything different from you anymore. You can become someone you never expected and forget things you believed you could take for granted about yourself." - Author: C.K. Kelly Martin

Quotes About Hamlets Sanity Quotes

"One concrete way in which we all landscape our sanity is by having our experience of reality confirmed by others. When our experience of reality is disconfirmed by others, our confidence in our own sanity can be undermined. (page 125, Chapter 9, Graeme Galton)" - Author: Graeme Galton

Quotes About Training And Learning

"Leopardstar says that theyre staying with us so the Clans can exchange training methods and fighting techniques, but I dont see much sign of it. All they do is watch....Its like theyre learning all about us, all our secrets and weaknesses. Thats why I came over here, to get away from them for a bit." - Author: Erin Hunter

Quotes About Canadian Nature

"I have very strong Canadian connections. My daughter was born there a year and half ago. But because of the nature of my job, I need to be in countries where I can get the stories that I am looking at." - Author: Sharmeen Obaid Chinoy

Quotes About Equal Opportunity In Education

"Equality, citizens, is not the whole of society on a level, a society of tall blades of grass and small oaks, or a number of entangled jealousies. It is, legally speaking, every aptitude having the same opportunity for a career; politically all consciences having the same right. Equality has an organ, gratuitous and compulsory education. We must begin with the right to the alphabet." - Author: Victor Hugo

Quotes About Hypermasculinity

"Sadism dominates the culture. It runs like an electric current through reality television and trash-talk programs, is at the core of pornography, and fuels the compliant, corporate collective. Corporatism is about crushing the capacity for moral choice and diminishing the individual to force him or her into an ostensibly harmonious collective. This hypermasculinity has its logical fruition in Abu Ghraib, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and our lack of compassion for our homeless, our poor, the mentally ill, the unemployed, and the sick. ... We accept the system handed to us and seek to find a comfortable place within it. We retreat into the narrow, confined ghettos created for us and shut our eyes to the deadly superstructure of the corporate state." - Author: Chris Hedges