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"We walked up and down in the snow, I on skis and she on foot (she said and proved that she could get along just as fast that way), and gradually the idea took shape that this was no chipping or cracking of the nucleus but rather a process to be explained by Bohrs idea that the nucleus was like a liquid drop; such a drop might elongate and divide itself."

Mickey Rooney Quotes

"Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesnt work out, you havent wasted the whole day."

Mark Almond Quotes

"People Power is too often an inverted fairy story - the triumph of innocence coming at the start and the Ugly Sisters of intrigue and ambition coming on stage in triumph for the final curtain."

Jim Bunning Quotes

"The family farm is the foundation for who we are as a Commonwealth. And for over a century, the family farm in Kentucky has centered around one crop: tobacco."

Jose Maria Aznar Quotes

"But, you know, once youre in government, very often you need to shoulder responsibility. I hope the new Spanish government will think about this and will therefore act accordingly. I really and sincerely hope so."

Rene Cassin Quotes

"And as a child I was filled with passionate admiration for acts of civic courage I had seen performed by an elderly military doctor, who was a friend of my family."

Margaret Anderson Quotes

"It is rarely that you see an American writer who is not hopelessly sane."

Nikkisha Fevrier Quotes

"deuces to the old year,peace to the bullshit and hello to change"

Betty Bleen Quotes

"Should I get lost, just point me in the direction of a poem."

Michelle Rodriguez Quotes

"Whenever a female takes a strong stand for herself, the majority of the time they have to really, really narrow it down to being feminine and wearing dresses and just being lipstick chic."

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Quotes About Ivanov

"If you want women to love you, then dont be cross in front of them and dont go all pompous... -Anna Petrovna in Ivanov" - Author: Anton Chekhov

Quotes About Serving A Mission

"Lefty, whod been observing all the ways Greece had been handed down to America, arrived now at where the transmission stopped. In other words: the future. He stepped off to meet it. Desdemona, having no alternative, followed." - Author: Jeffrey Eugenides

Quotes About Fashion Expression

"I dont really follow fashion exactly, but Ive always been very interested in the way that you present yourself as an expression of yourself, so thats my idea of fashion and style from a personal point of view." - Author: Lenora Crichlow

Quotes About Dry Cleaning

"In all honesty, men changed a few rules when they became what was referred to as househusbands. Bill didnt make beds, cook, dust, do laundry, windows or floors, or give birth. What he did do was pay bills, call people to fix the plumbing, handle the investments and taxes, volunteer big time, take papers to the garage, change license plates, get the cars serviced, and pick up the cleaning. If women had had that kind of schedule, who knows, wed probably still be in the home." - Author: Erma Bombeck

Quotes About Star Spangled Banner

"Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when ‘Land Down Under plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America." - Author: Elle Lothlorien

Quotes About Prospekt

"[Über das Paradies:] Die fünf Bücher Mose, die Genesis und der Koran beschäftigen sich eingehend mit dieser hysterischen Geographie. Die muslimische Variante ist jedoch am gelungensten und lohnt wirklich die Lektüre: Bäche, Gärten, Flüsse, Quellen, Blumenbeete, jede Menge Früchte und wunderbare Getränke, großäugige Houris, allzeit jungfräulich, liebenswürdige junge Menschen, Betten im Überfluß, prächtige Kleider, wunderbare Stoffe, außergewöhnlicher Schmuck, Gold, Perlen, Parfums, kostbares Geschirr ... es fehlt nichts in diesem Werbeprospekt des ontologischen Fremdenverkehrsamtes." - Author: Michel Onfray

Quotes About Protection Of Family

"Privacy is a protection from the unreasonable use of state and corporate power. But that is, in a sense, a secondary thing. In the first instance, privacy is the statement in words of a simple understanding, which belongs to the instinctive world rather than the formal one, that some things are the province of those who experience them and not naturally open to the scrutiny of others: courtship and love, with their emotional nakedness; the simple moments of family life; the appalling rawness of grief. That the state and other systems are precluded from snooping on these things is important - it is a strong barrier between the formal world and the hearth, extended or not - but at root privacy is a simple understanding: not everything belongs to everyone." - Author: Nick Harkaway

Quotes About Holding A Baby

"I dont like running when Im holding things in my hand, whether its a dog leash or a baby jogger. My mechanics get all messed up." - Author: Kai Ryssdal

Quotes About Finds

"After Mary confessed that dream to him, Jack got to wondering how women felt about motherhood once their children are grown and didnt need them anymore. How do they close the storybooks, box up the toys, and pack up the memories of the deeply lived-in childhoods of their babies? Childhoods that fly by quickly and selfishly, without regard to a mothers unconditional love and sacrifice. How does a mother go on being a mother when one day she wakes up and finds that her arms are empty and her grown children are walking away from her without so much as a glance back?" - Author: Lilli Jolgren Day

Quotes About Magorium

"When King Lear dies in act five, do you know what Shakespeare has written? He has written, He dies. No more. No fanfare, no metaphor, no brilliant final words. The culmination of the most influential piece of dramatic literature is, He dies. Now I am not asking you to be happy at my leaving but all I ask you to do is to turn the page and let the next story begin.-- Mr. Magorium" - Author: Suzanne Weyn