[To The People Who Are Upset About Their Hard-earned Tax Money Going To Things They Don't Like: Welcome To The F*cking Club. Reimburse Me For The Iraq War And Oil Subsidies, And Diaphragms Are On Me!]

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Barry Corbin Quotes

"Henry Fonda one time said that every time he had a job, he thought it was gonna be the last one. And, if you got any sense, you gotta think that because, you know when somebodys gonna do a dip, some of em go pretty far down."

Dante The Divine Comedy Quotes

"In his will is our peace."

Jim Clyburn Quotes

"Democrats have laid out a program that, if adopted, would make us independent of Middle Eastern oil in ten years, and create a new economy especially for those in rural America. Our program invests in clean energy alternatives and provides energy assistance for those in need."

JC Lillis Quotes

"Theres only one kind of girl I can tolerate being, and it is not the Girl Who Gives it All Up for Love."

Mayday Parade Quotes

"So dont fall in love, theres just too much to lose; if youre given the chance then Im begging you choose to walk away, walk away, dont let it get you. I cant bear to see the same thing happen to you."

Stan Jones Quotes

"The discoloration is very minimal. I have not turned blue. The extent of skin discoloration is not even remotely near what the news media are saying. It is barely noticeable."

Candace Knoebel Quotes

"Of Dragon born, a conqueror prevails. The chosen one fated to protect the dying race. Third of three deemed protector to the progeny. The other marked for revenge. The book of life pages turn yet unwritten. The canvas to your mortal soul. The connection to your immortal enemy. A death will come to He that breaks the barrier." Mr. Creepy/Sooth"

Jack Warner Quotes

"I dont want it good. I want it Tuesday."

Kameron Hurley Quotes

"Nobody knows anybody. Were all working on blind faith."

Matthew Pearl Quotes

"I prefer the society of one faithful person to an association of rapid talkers, who more than anything else seek admiration from one another."

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"Its subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined." - Author: Alan Bennett

Quotes About Total Depravity

"If He is not (in our sense) ‘good we shall obey, if at all, only through fear—and should be equally ready to obey an omnipotent Fiend. The doctrine of Total Depravity—when the consequence is drawn that, since we are totally depraved, our idea of good is worth simply nothing—may thus turn Christianity into a form of devil-worship." - Author: C.S. Lewis

Quotes About Pollution In The Air

"Theres so much pollution in the air now that if it werent for our lungs thered be no place to put it all." - Author: Robert Orben

Quotes About Storming The Bastille

"Aujourdhui, rien.Thats what Louis XVI wrote in his diary on the day of the storming of the Bastille." - Author: Jo Walton

Quotes About Altars

"I spent the morning as the ceiling in the warlocks tent. Found out that the hobbies of Those Best Forgotten include long walks on the beach and sacrificing nymphs on altars. I mean, whod want to hurt a nymph? Thats like kicking a rainbow in the nuts." - Author: Kresley Cole

Quotes About Ties In Sports

"You see so many different personalities and mind-sets in the world of sports, just like you do with actors." - Author: Marc Blucas

Quotes About Cronenberg

"Since A Dangerous Method, Ive had meetings with everyone from J.J. Abrams to the producers of Drive. And they all have the same thing in common; they say: Wow you worked with Cronenberg. He gave me instant film cred." - Author: Sarah Gadon

Quotes About Breast Cancer Support

"I personally know women who are Breast Cancer survivors and will do all I can to support the cause. Besides, I love boobies!" - Author: Jane Wiedlin

Quotes About What Hurts

"What hurts the mostWas being so closeAnd having so much to sayAnd watching you walk awayAnd never knowingWhat could have beenAnd not seeing that loving youIs what I was tryin to do" - Author: Rascal Flatts

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"Only the poet or the saint can water an asphalt pavement in the confident anticipation that lilies will reward his labour." - Author: Somerset Maugham