[To The People Who Are Upset About Their Hard-earned Tax Money Going To Things They Don't Like: Welcome To The F*cking Club. Reimburse Me For The Iraq War And Oil Subsidies, And Diaphragms Are On Me!]

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"...to many of us prayer is more like talking to a chocolate pudding than participating in an amazing relationship with a living being."

Brian Raif Quotes

"Art is the overflow of emotion into action."

Naomi Levy Quotes

"Thank you for the time we shared, for the love you gave, for the wisdom you spread. I will always treasure the lessons you taught me. I will carry them with me all the days of my life. I am so proud to be your child.-From A Prayer When a Parent Dies"

Trevor Horn Quotes

"I hate having to read the manual."

Gabriel Zaid Quotes

"¿Y para qué leer? ¿Y para qué escribir? Después de leer cien, mil, diez mil libros en la vida, ¿qué se ha leído? Nada. Decir: yo sólo sé que no he leído nada, después de leer miles de libros, no es un acto de fingida modestia: es rigurosamente exacto, hasta la primera decimal de cero por ciento. Pero ¿no es quizá eso, exactamente, socráticamente, lo que los muchos libros deberían enseñarnos? Ser ignorantes a sabiendas, con plena aceptación. Dejar de ser ignorantes, para llegar a ser ignorantes inteligentes. [...] Quizá, por eso, la medida de la lectura no debe ser el número de libros leídos, sino el estado en que nos dejan.¿Qué demonios importa si uno es culto, está al día o ha leído todos los libros? Lo que importa es cómo se anda, cómo se ve, cómo se actúa, después de leer. Si la calle y las nubes y la existencia de los otros tienen algo que decirnos. Si leer nos hace, físicamente, más reales."

Norman Reedus Quotes

"I love smashing stuff."

Nat Wolff Quotes

"I can play a bunch of instruments but drums? My brothers a drummer and Ive always been jealous that hes such a good drummer. I always try to play but its always kinda just bashing. I can keep time but no one really wants to hear me play drums."

Duncan Sheik Quotes

"I privilege the music over the lyrics."

Jen Naumann Quotes

"His question is pretty dangerous for me to try to answer, so I dont—it continues to hang out there like the stained underwear at a slumber party that goes unclaimed."

Dan Byrd Quotes

"The more insight I get, the more scared I get of women in general."

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"In everything Ive written, the crime has always just been an occasion to write about other things. I dont have a picture of myself as writing crime novels. I like fairly strong narratives, but its a way of getting a plot moving." - Author: Peter Temple

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"Id come from the bottom of the barrel. Just Owen Hart getting out of the shadow of Bret Harts little brother. Everyone figured, this is a joke, Owens going to get squashed." - Author: Owen Hart

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"Cecile was teaching in Berkeley and I was [at Livermore]. He probably had, could have had, some influence on Teller, [for] Teller was quite generous in allowing me one whole semester off to be at Berkeley to work on something and also a semester off at the Institute for Advanced Study. Then I won the Gravity Research Foundation first prize." - Author: Bryce S. DeWitt

Quotes About Aylmer

"Aylmer had long laid aside in unwilling recognition of the truth—against which all seekers sooner or later stumble—that our great creative Mother, while she amuses us with apparently working in the broadest sunshine, is yet severely careful to keep her own secrets, and, in spite of her pretended openness, shows us nothing but results." - Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne

Quotes About Bellybutton

"Forty feet long sixty feet high hotelCovered with old gray for buzzing fliesEye like mango flowing orange pusEars Durga people vomiting in their sleepGot huge legs a dozen buses move inside CalcuttaSwallowing mouthfuls of dead ratsMangy dogs bark out of a thousand breastsGarbage pouring from its ass behind alleysAlways pissing yellow Hooghly waterBellybutton melted Chinatown brown puddlesCoughing lungs Sound going down the sewerNose smell a big gray BidiHeart bumping and crashing over tramcar tracksCovered with a hat of cloudy ironSuffering water buffalo head loweredTo pull the huge cart of year uphill" - Author: Allen Ginsberg

Quotes About A Great New Day

"Today at school I will learn to read at once; then tomorrow I will begin to write, and the day after tomorrow to cipher. Then with my acquirements I will earn a great deal of money, and with the first money I have in my pocket I will immediately buy for my papa a beautiful new cloth coat. But what am I saying? Cloth, indeed! It shall be all made of gold and silver, and it shall have diamond buttons. That poor man really deserves it; for to buy me books and to have me taught he has remained in his shirt sleeves... And in this cold! It is only fathers who are capable of such sacrifices!..." - Author: Carlo Collodi

Quotes About Environs

"If our local, observable universe is embedded in a larger structure, a multiverse, then theres other places in this larger structure that have denizens in them that call their local environs the universe. And conditions in those other places could be very different. Or they could be pretty similar to what we have here." - Author: Sean M. Carroll

Quotes About Comfortable Bed

"She smiled as she poured tea into his cup. "I hope you find your rooms comfortable?""Quite." He took a too-hasty sip of tea and scalded his tongue."The view is to your liking?"He had a view of a brick wall. "Indeed."She fluttered her eyelashes at him over the rim of her teacup. "And the bed. Is it soft and… yielding?"He nearly choked on the bite of cake hed just taken."Or do you prefer a firmer bed?" she asked sweetly. "One that refuses to yield too soon?""I think"—he narrowed his eyes at her—"whatever mattress I have on the bed you gave me is perfect. But tell me, my lady, what sort of mattress do you prefer? All soft goose down or one thats a bit… harder?"It was very fast, but he saw it: Her gaze flashed down to the juncture of his thighs and then up again. If there hadnt been anything to see there before, there certainly was now."Oh, I like a nice stiff mattress," she purred. "Well warmed and ready for a long ride." - Author: Elizabeth Hoyt

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"Finishing Year Twelve had been a blessed relief. Although, having read Looking for Alibrandi several times since Year Eight, I was disappointed when Year Twelve did not bring me a handsome, salt-of-the-earth boyfriend and ultimate emancipation from all that ailed my teenage soul." - Author: Laura Buzo