[To The People Who Are Upset About Their Hard-earned Tax Money Going To Things They Don't Like: Welcome To The F*cking Club. Reimburse Me For The Iraq War And Oil Subsidies, And Diaphragms Are On Me!]

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"The Apology opened the opportunity for a new relationship based on mutual respect and mutual responsibility between Indigenous and non-Indigenous Australia. Because without mutual respect and mutual responsibility, the truth is we can achieve very little."

Adelle Waldman Quotes

"I feel like you want to think what youre feeling is really deep, like some seriously profound existential shit. But to me, it looks like the most tired, the most average thing in the world, the guy who is all interested in a woman until the very moment when it dawns on him that he has her. Wanting only what you cant have. The affliction of shallow morons everywhere."

Stig Avall Severinsen Quotes

"If only the physical aspects of hatha yoga are used, it is called ghatastha yoga (ghata means "physical effort"). Modern expressions like "fitness yoga" and "power yoga" that flourish within gym classes are within the same category, even if they do not derive from the original exercises rhythm and succession. In many instances "power yoga" has a positive effect on physical health; but if there is no aim to ease the mind, to gain self-insight and control of your thoughts, and to experience the divine within you and within the universe, the deeper meaning of yoga and - possibly life - is lost."

John C Maxwell Quotes

"Enlightenment writer and philosopher Voltaire likened life to a game of cards. Players must accept the cards dealt to them. However, once they have those cards in hand, they alone choose how they will play them. They decide what risks and actions to take."

Togashi Yoshihiro Quotes

"Lets go together and go to different places and see different things. Itll be fun!- Gon Freaks"

Lexie Conyngham Quotes

"That night, the sea had invaded the land."

K Jared Hosein Quotes

"You aint old yet but when you get old, all the women in the village start to look down on you when they find out you want to do something other than sweep the kitchen or cut up vegetables. Had this big starch mango tree when I was small. Anytime I set myself to climb it, there was always a woman passing by to yell at me and tell me to get down. Asked me why I leaving my poor mother to do all the housework. I never got to the top. It was like God was always watching, ready to send another hag to tell me down. Then, one day, they cut down the tree."

Marcus Valerius Martial Quotes

"Glory paid to our ashes comes too late."

Max W Miller Quotes

"Fiction is the evidence that reality exists"

Karl Liebknecht Quotes

"Passive fatalism can never be the role of a revolutionary party, like the Social Democracy."

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"No, no. I get it. You had to do it." Kierans eyes narrowed. "Believe it or not, Im a sucker for romance. Two star-crossed lovers who dont fit in each others world. Kind of like Romeo and Juliet - just with fangs." - Author: Jayde Scott

Quotes About Expletive

"There would always be an expletive in a New York sentence. Even from a judge. Soderberg was not fond of bad language, but he knew its value at the right time. A man on a tightrope, a hundred and ten stories in the air, can you possibly fucking believe it?" - Author: Colum McCann

Quotes About Hard Life Decisions

"He has given ample evidence of qualities hardly any other living statesman has demonstrated to the same degree: the courage to look facts in the face and to seek flexible solutions, respect for others, give-and-take in dialog situations, absence of hypocrisy, a complete absence of grandeur in the conduct of his personal life. He has never been driven by blind self-assertion to make absurd decisions." - Author: Alice Miller

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"Fifteen love, Chris said in a strong, clear voice as he set up for his next serve, and Elizabeth sensed that in addition to announcing the score, he was sending her a special message. A message about love..." - Author: Francine Pascal

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"Faith in God is the gift that takes us beyond our limited self, with all its incessant demands. It opens us to a life that stretches us, enlightens us, and often springs surprises upon us. Such faith, like love, sees that which is invisible and lives by it." - Author: Vincent Nichols

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"The rationales for centralized, to-down decision making - control, direction, and compliance - melts away when individuals are tightly aligned with the companys values and goals, accountable for their actions, and self-regulated." - Author: Dov Seidman