[When I Walk Out On Stage, I Don't Know Who's In The Audience. To Me, In My Little Fat Skull, The Laugh Is Just The Widest Demographic You Can Get.]

Author: Dave Coulier Quotes

Related Authors

Chandra West Quotes

"My death scene in The Salton Sea is really weird. I mean, I get shot in the head. What experience can you possibly draw from? Theres nothing you can compare it to, really."

Paul Murray Quotes

"Theres no escaping it, hed been fond of telling us when he was well, the way you look defines who you are. You might argue for your soul or your heart, but everyone else in the world will judge you on your big nose or your weak chin. Six billion people could be wrong, but youll never get them to admit it."

Christopher Page Quotes

"We think of communication as words. But a screaming child is trying to say something. A tantrum carries a message. Hitting is communication. Sleep patterns carry a message. Even the sulky belligerence of a teen is an attempt to convey a message. Everything the child does says something to the person who is willing to take the time to listen carefully."

Daniel M Greenberger Quotes

"Einstein said that if quantum mechanics were correct then the world would be crazy. Einstein was right - the world is crazy."

Mark Boxer Quotes

"Its the height of bad manners to sleep with somebody less than three times."

Al Lewis Quotes

"Understood what the struggle was about. My mother. Couldnt read or write, but she had more sense than many a graduate from Harvard."

Ron Hall Quotes

"..joined the circle and prayed with these men [homeless] who seemed on the outside to have nothing to give but had been giving, without our knowing it, the most precious gift of all: compassion."

Martha Raddatz Quotes

"I will stay in the car until the last minute that Im going to jump out and do a standup or jump out and do some interviews."

Michael S Horton Quotes

"When we meet God in the gospel, we first encounter him as a stranger, come to rescue us from a danger we did not even realize we were in."

Jean Paul Gaultier Quotes

"I dont know exactly what is my impact, but I can say I am doing fashion my own way."

Related Topics

Quotes About Creation

"Each photograph is read as the private appearance of its referent: the age of Photography corresponds precisely to the explosion of the private into the public, or rather into the creation of a new social value, which is the publicity of the private: the private is consumes as such, publicly." - Author: Roland Barthes

Quotes About Love For Your Husband

"I love you, Savannah, and I always will," I breathed. "Youre the best thing thats ever happened to me. You were my best friend and my lover, and I dont regret a single moment of it. You made me feel alive again, and most of all, you gave me my father. Ill never forget you for that. Youre always going to be the very best part of me. Im sorry it has to be this way, but I have to leave, and you have to see your husband." As I spoke, I could feel her shaking with sobs, and I continued to hold her for a long time afterward. When we finally seperated, I knew that it would be the last time I ever held her. I backed away, my eyes holding Savannahs. "I love you, too, John," she said. "Good-bye." I raised a hand." - Author: Nicholas Sparks

Quotes About Being Ignited

"Vampires do breathe, by the way, but their chests dont move like humans. Have you ever lain in the arms of your sweetheart and tried to match your breathing to his, or hers? You do it automatically. Your brain only gets involved if your body is having trouble. Fortunately there was nothing about this situation that was like being in the arms of a sweetheart except that I was leaning against someones naked chest. I could no more have breathed with him than I could have ignited gasoline and shot exhaust out my butt because I was sitting in the passenger seat of a car." - Author: Robin McKinley

Quotes About Wounds On Heart

"Here is Christianity with its marvellous parable of the Prodigal Son to teach us indulgence and pardon. Jesus was full of love for souls wounded by the passions of men; he loved to bind up their wounds and to find in those very wounds the balm which should heal them. Thus he said to the Magdalen: "Much shall be forgiven thee because thou hast loved much," a sublimity of pardon which can only have called forth a sublime faith.Why do we make ourselves more strict than Christ? Why, holding obstinately to the opinions of the world, which hardens itself in order that it may be thought strong, do we reject, as it rejects, souls bleeding at wounds by which, like a sick mans bad blood, the evil of their past may be healed, if only a friendly hand is stretched out to lave them and set them in the convalescence of the heart?" - Author: Alexandre Dumas fils

Quotes About Advertising Positive

"After the alarm clock, it is the turn of Mr Kellogg to shame us into action. Rise and Shine! he exhorts us from the Corn Flakes packet. The physical act of crunching cornflakes or other cereals is portraied in TV advertising as working an amazing alchemy on slothful human beings: the incoherent, unshaven sluggard (bad) is magically transformed into a smart and jolly worker full of vigour and purpose (good) by the positive power of cereal. Kellogg himself, tellingly, was a puritanical health-nut who never had sex (he preferred enemas). Such are the architects of our daily life." - Author: Tom Hodgkinson

Quotes About Jazz Musicians

"Certainly one of the more common experiences in the jazz field is discovering someone new. Improvising musicians are capable of being musical travelers, voyagers. We want to join in on whatever we hear. There is a freedom to wander the musical landscape." - Author: Gary Burton

Quotes About Injustice Anywhere

"On the meridian of time there is no injustice: there is only the poetry of motion creating the illusion of truth and drama. If at any moment anywhere one comes face to face with the absolute, that great sympathy which makes men like Gautama and Jesus seem divine freezes away; the monstrous thing is not that men have created roses out of this dung heap, but that, for some reason or other, they should want roses. For some reason or other man looks for the miracle, and to accomplish it he will wade through blood. He will debauch himself with ideas, he will reduce himself to a shadow if for only one second of his life he can close his eyes to the hideousness of reality. Everything is endured―disgrace, humiliation, poverty, war, crime, ennui―in the belief that overnight something will occur, a miracle, which will render life tolerable." - Author: Henry Miller

Quotes About Basil

"I have been right, Basil, havent I, to take my love out of poetry, and to find my wife in Shakespeares plays? Lips that Shakespeare taught to speak have whispered their secret in my ear. I have had the arms of Rosalind around me, and kissed Juliet on the mouth." - Author: Oscar Wilde

Quotes About Classroom Procedures

"Exposing students to lots of books and positive reading experiences while building a network of other readers who support each other provides students with tools that last beyond the classroom setting." - Author: Donalyn Miller

Quotes About Rowell

"If Im racist, dont think I would have directed shows like The Parkers and The Wayans Brothers or worked 41 episodes with Victoria Rowell on Diagnosis: Murder." - Author: Scott Baio