[When I Walk Out On Stage, I Don't Know Who's In The Audience. To Me, In My Little Fat Skull, The Laugh Is Just The Widest Demographic You Can Get.]

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"Brand-new research suggests that the faster you take weight off, the longer you keep it off. Now thats a reason for dieters everywhere to rejoice."

Kyra Sedgwick Quotes

"Its easier in some ways being on the life raft and the other guys in the boat and you can row alongside and be supportive. In some ways, thats an easier role."

David Thomson Quotes

"Bette Davis lived long enough to hear the Kim Carnes song, Bette Davis Eyes. The lyrics to that song were not very interesting. But the fact of the song was the proof of an acknowledgement that in the twentieth century we lived through an age of immense romantic personalities larger than life, yet models for it, too - for good or ill. Like twin moons, promising a struggle and an embrace, the Davis eyes would survive her - and us. Kim Carnes has hardly had a consistent career, but that one song - sluggish yet surging, druggy and dreamy - became an instant classic. Its like the sigh of the islanders when they behold their Kong. And I suspect it made the real eyes smile, whatever else was on their mind."

Heston Blumenthal Quotes

"At home Ive got 1,500 cook books and the spines have all gone, the pages are all torn - its chaos."

Dusty Springfield Quotes

"My sexuality has never been a problem to me but I think it has been for other people."

Anthony DeCurtis Quotes

"In fact, among the people I met, the term soviet served essentially as a synonym for fucked up. Id been in the country about three days when a car that was sent to take me to an interview failed to start. After several attempts to get it going, the driver turned to me, smiled wearily and explained: Soviet car. By that time, that was all the explanation I needed."

Gabriel King Quotes

"Only me, eh? Is that how you see yourself? Only you is worth a good deal more than you think."

Mark DArbanville Quotes

"Einstein once said that if you have one hand on a hot plate and one hand in a freezer, on average you will be comfortable. This is what we do in love, I suppose. Once you have been really burned, you put your hand in the freezer, so that you dont get scalded. It seems the reasonable thing to do."

Richard Lewis Quotes

"My wifes hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous."

Mark Schultz Quotes

"You are a child of mine,Born of my own design,And you bear the hard of life.No matter where you go,Oh, you will always know,That youve been made free in Christ,And you are a child of mine!"

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"Unwell? I was fine, as good as one might feel in such circumstances. No, my friend, I merely pretended to faint. Im a good actress. Actually, a thought had come into my mind: if a terrorist, I said to myself, were to blow up this church with all of us inside, at least one-tenth of all the hypocrisy in the world would disappear with us. So I had myself escorted out." - Author: Andrea Camilleri

Quotes About Time Healing Heartbreak

"A man who doesnt spend time with his family can never be a real man." - Author: Mario Puzo

Quotes About Shayne

"Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michaels house when theyre all gone. Im out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne" - Author: Rachel Caine

Quotes About Cant Sleep Thinking About You

"I love thinking about American history, thinking about LA history. I love brooding on crime." - Author: James Ellroy

Quotes About Complications

"GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY COMPLICATIONS: 14-YEAR FOLLOW-UP11 Vitamin B12 deficiency 239 39.9 percent Readmit for various reasons 229 38.2 percent Incisional hernia 143 23.9 percent Depression 142 23.7 percent Staple line failure   90 15.0 percent Gastritis   79 13.2 percent Cholecystitis   68 11.4 percent Anastomotic problems   59 9.8 percent Dehydration, malnutrition   35 5.8 percent Dilated pouch   19 3.2 percent" - Author: Joel Fuhrman

Quotes About Selfish Ambition

"Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves." - Author: Anonymous

Quotes About Nickname

"Born Virginia Marshall but nicknamed Gig, my mother was a home economics teacher who had come all the way across the whole state of Virginia, from her home on the Eastern Shore to our little Appalachian coal town to marry my daddy, Ernest Smith, whose family had lived in these mountains for generations." - Author: Lee Smith

Quotes About Play Time

"Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie dont play that.""I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said." - Author: Rachel Caine

Quotes About 3 Months Anniversary

"Maybe, I thought, after a few months of sobriety, you could successfully smoke marijuana again, or maybe every anniversary you got to have one glass of a perfectly chilled California Chardonnay." - Author: Anne Lamott

Quotes About Marek

"Outnumbered! Yall are always the hell outnumbered!" - Marek, Gunship" - Author: J.J. Snow