[When You Eat A Carrot That Is Nothing But Carrot It Zooms Through Your System As A Carrot. When You Eat A Piece Of Mass-produced Carrot Cake That Contains 32 Ingredients, Your Metabolism Screeches To A Halt While Your Body Tries To Figure Out What All Those Things Are That You Just Swallowed, And What It Is Supposed To Do With Them. Therefore, The Problem Isn't "fat", Its Piles Of Excess Ingredients Your Body's Stacked On Shelves And Vowed To Sort Out Later.]

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"In a heart that has drowned itself in the awareness of true jñāna, which is wholly love, bliss in its fullness will surge forth. Tormenting desires that arise through delusion do not exist there. That life, existing as the extremely pure svarūpa, is wholly peace."

Lagrange Quotes

"When one day Lagrange took out of his pocket a paper which he read at the Académe, and which contained a demonstration of the famous Postulatum of Euclid, relative to the theory of parallels. This demonstration rested on an obvious paralogism, which appeared as such to everybody; and probably Lagrange also recognised it such during his lecture. For, when he had finished, he put the paper back in his pocket, and spoke no more of it. A moment of universal silence followed, and one passed immediately to other concerns."

Sonny Cele Quotes

"When sorrows surround you few will comfort you. When happiness arises many will be part of the celebrationsAnd when Tragedy happens only the Lord is a prayer by calling out his Glorious name"

Susan Fraser King Quotes

"Sorrow and life go hand in hand."

Wrath James White Quotes

"Could it be that what we called aberrant behavior was in fact the natural state of man? Was there an instinct to kill? An instinct to rob,rape,maim,and destroy? In animals Joe saw every act that man had proclaimed criminal and sinful performed with startling regularity."

Bel Pesce Quotes

"Não tenha medo de viver o momento.Aceite que você não pode saber ou ter tudo, então não seja excessivamente preocupado com o qye os outros vão pensar. Faça umas bobeiras de vez em quando. Mandeb mensagens para pessoas que talvez nunca responderão para você.Cante em público .Viaje com os amigos para lugares desconhecidos. As pessoas mais carismáticas que eu conheço não têm medo de serem espontâneas. Pelo contrário, elas têm medo de perder uma boa oportunidade."

Kenneth L Patton Quotes

"If I could find one wordthat would shudder the airlike that frightened sob,that wordless prayerof my newly-born,who drew one breath,and with unopened eyessank back into death;If I could break the worlds cold heartwith that cry,then this grief would liftand I could die."

David Joseph Cribbin Quotes

"I wouldnt give ten gallons of my own piss for clear sentence that gives the sense of a tree as a tree, when I revel in the nonsense of its being my own Grandfather, a letter from yesterday, or a masturbating fist."

Robert K Massie Quotes

"There would be no Lenin without Rasputin."

Adam Scott Quotes

"Step Brothers itself, when I did it, I dont know if I had any idea that it would become a defining moment in my career and life like it has, and Im really happy that thats the one that ended up being that for me."

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Quotes About Safe Flight

"The safety gap is so large, in fact, that planes would still be safer than cars even if the threat of terrorism were unimaginably worse than it actually is: An American professor calculated that even if terrorists were hijacking and crashing one passenger jet a week in the United States, a person who took one flight a month for a year would have only a 1-in-135,000 chance of being killed in a hijacking--a trivial risk compared to the annual 1-in-6,000 odds of being killed in a car crash." - Author: Daniel Gardner

Quotes About Reaching The End

"The pursuit of a dream has a supernatural sense to it. It is a reaching beyond the moment towards a momentum meeting probability meeting hope. The human subsists to the dream in the beginning. But the mathematical measures of realization are never quite tangible. That money is the true worth of a dream is an illusion and money should subsist to the human in the end." - Author: Dew Platt

Quotes About Breakfast Cereal

"Cheerios One bright morning in a restaurant in Chicago as I waited for my eggs and toast, I opened the Tribune only to discover that I was the same age as Cheerios. Indeed, I was a few months older than Cheerios for today, the newspaper announced, was the seventieth birthday of Cheerios whereas mine had occurred earlier in the year. Already I could hear them whispering behind my stooped and threadbare back, Why that dudes older than Cheerios the way they used to say Why thats as old as the hills, only the hills are much older than Cheerios or any American breakfast cereal, and more noble and enduring are the hills, I surmised as a bar of sunlight illuminated my orange juice." - Author: Billy Collins

Quotes About Mildmay

"The obligation dâme meant that his only allegiance was to Felix, making them a separate kingdom of two, with Felix as king and Mildmay as ministers, army, and populace all combined in one. A stormy little kingdom, I thought, with periodic flare-ups of civil war and a magnificently unstable government. And I was glad I wasnt a citizen of it." - Author: Sarah Monette

Quotes About Smash

"… Shannons fingers itched to smash the man in the face. Inside his head he kept telling himself, Keep cool, baby, absolutely cool." - Author: Frederick Forsyth

Quotes About Sexing

"men should not be sexing their women in the missionary position because they are facing away from the sky. Instead of looking down, men are to look up. To the vastness of Father Sky" - Author: Matthew Fox

Quotes About Beauties

"...he would tell stories about the Holy City, about Solomon, a just king, a poet-king, a monarch with a thousand concubines. We werent quite sure what concubines were, but we guessed: a concubine ... Concubines! One thousand! One thousand women in all colours and shapes - but all of them sexy, of course - one thousand - one thousand raving beauties lying side by side on a bed (what a bed! How wide it must have been!), all of them smiling, all of them reaching out their arms, all of them saying something in Hebrew - but the meaning was unmistakeable - "Come here, sweety." One thousand women. If one were to spend twenty, or fifteen minutes with each one of them, how long would it take to...? A problem that our math teacher never assigned us for homework...!" - Author: Moacyr Scliar

Quotes About Homosexual Love

"Enoch...why are you here?Why has my spirit been incarnated into a physical bodi in this world generally? Or specifically, why am I here in a Swedish forest, standing on the wreck of a mysterious German rocket plane while a homosexual German sobs over the cremated remains of his Italian lover?" - Author: Neal Stephenson

Quotes About Modify

"As you suggested I have in the following disputed certain passages, trusting you will do me the justice either to modify the same or add a note in the new edition stating that I dispute, etc." - Author: Denis Kearney

Quotes About Slipping On A Banana Peel

"Sometimes from this hillside just after sunset The rim of the sky takes on a tinge Of the palest green, like the flesh of a cucumber When you peel it carefully." - Author: Robert Hass