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"I wish to live beacause life has within it that which is good, that which is beautiful, and that which is love. Therefore, since I have known all of these things, I have found them to be reason enough and--I wish to live. Moreover, because this is so, I wish others to live for generations and generations and generations and generations."

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Quotes About Back Scratching

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"Hidan: That was pitiful! What happened there, buddy?Kakuzu: You should talk. I wasnt the one who fell for a shadow clone!Hidan: Ahaha, right. You saw that?" - Author: Masashi Kishimoto