[Why Did The Reindeer Fly Over The Mountain? Answer: Because He Couldn't Fly Under It.]

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"Love cannot come from where love is not. We cannot express love from within us for another if there is no love for ourselves within us."

Juliet Dark Quotes

"No," I said, answering the last question Liam had asked me. " A lie told out of love isnt the worst thing."

Fun Quotes

"Its hard to keep a straight face when I just wanna smile- Fun."

Elizabeth Fry Quotes

"Oh Lord, may I be directed what to do and what to leave undone."

Steve Guttenberg Quotes

"Someones just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?"

Debra Messing Quotes

"I come from the New York theatre world, and I have a lot of gay male friends, so this friendship of Will and Graces isnt such a stretch."

Gary Walbourne Quotes

"May the magic rise in YOU!"

Traci L Slatton Quotes

"So here I was, about to put a bullet in my own sweet little daughters head. I looked at her through the white mists, which seemed to press memories into my head: Mandy dressed as Christopher Columbus at her preschool play, running offstage into the audience to hug her big sister Beth. Mandy as a toddler, drawing on the wall with lipstick. Mandy as a nursing infant. Wed shared a blissful bond. Id spent hours holding her, sniffing her cotton-candy-sweet hair. Her life meant more to me than my own."

Karsten Knight Quotes

"Jackie patted her on the shoulder, "you know what you need?"Ash peeked out from between her fingers."Eight hours of rest before tomorrows exam? Bug spray that repels assholes?"

Nigel Farage Quotes

"Its hardly a radical idea to suggest that regulators and legislators understand the law now, is it?"

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Quotes About Versions Of The Truth

"We assume that all statements must be mild inversions of the truth, because its too weird to imagine people who arent casually lying, pretty much all the time." - Author: Chuck Klosterman

Quotes About Noble Soldiers

"Across the hillside, above the chaos of Montforts left flank, a scarlet banner was raised by Edwards men, the dragon at its centre a terror wreathed in golden flames, a sign that there was to be no mercy. The noblemen who survived the battle would be taken prisoner and ransomed, but no such chivalry awaited the foot soldiers beyond." - Author: Robyn Young

Quotes About Critiquing

"Ive looked at pictures that my mom has of me, from when I was four years old at the turntable. Im there, reaching up to play the records. I feel like I was bred to do what I do. Ive been into music, and listening to music and critiquing it, my whole life." - Author: Dr. Dre

Quotes About Helping Drug Addicts

"Girls werent drug addicted, they were love addicted, and that, Ill learn, is far harder to treat." - Author: Rachel Lloyd

Quotes About Seagulls

"When I go down by the sandy shoreI can think of nothing I want moreThan to live by the booming seaAs the seagulls flutter round about meI can run about--when the tide is outWith the wind and the sand and the sea all aboutAnd the seagulls are swirling and diving for fishOh-to live by the sea is my only wish." - Author: Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

Quotes About Cregan

"When our ancestors were attacked at Pearl Harbor, they called it a day that would live in infamy. The day the Partials attacked us with the RM Virus will not live in anything, because there will be none of us left to remember it."-President David R. Cregan, March 21, 2065, in a press conference at the White House. Three hours later he hanged himself." - Author: Dan Wells

Quotes About Yearning For Knowledge

"A monk should surely love his books with humility, wishing their good and not the glory of his own curiosity; but what the temptation of adultery is for laymen and the yearning for riches is for secular ecclesiastics, the seduction of knowledge is for monks." - Author: Umberto Eco

Quotes About Sait

"Espèce de saint dAfrique, pensé-je, tu viens donner ta sagesse à un sauvage dEurope qui suit la lune sur le calendrier et les nuages daprès le bulletin de la radio, et qui ne sait lire aucun mot sans un alphabet. (p. 93)" - Author: Erri De Luca

Quotes About Lines In Geometry

"Believe me, if Archimedes ever had the grand entrance of a girl as pretty as Gloria to look forward to, he would never have spent so much time calculating the value of Pi. He would have been baking her a Pie! If Euclid had ever beheld a vision of loveliness like the one I see walking into my anti-math class, he would have forgotten all the geometry of lines and planes, and concentrated on the sweet simplicity of soft curves. If Pythagoras had ever had a girl look at him the way Glorias eyes fix in my direction, he would have given up his calculations on the hypotenuse of right triangles and run for the hills to pick a bouquet of wildflowers." - Author: David Klass

Quotes About Carrying Things

"But indefinite visions of ambition are weak against the ease of doing what is habitual or beguilingly agreeable; and we all know the difficulty of carrying out a resolve when we secretly long that it may turn out to be unnecessary. In such states of mind the most incredulous person has a private leaning towards miracle: impossible to conceive how our wish could be fulfilled, still - very wonderful things have happened!" - Author: George Eliot