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Paul Erds Quotes

"Ill tell you once,and Ill tell you again.Theres always a primebetween n and 2n."

Jason Fried David Heinemeier Hansson Quotes

"Dont make up problems you dont have yet. Its not a problem until its a real problem. Most of the things you worry about never happen anyway.The decisions you make today dont need to last forever. If circumstances change, your decisions CAN change. Decisions are temporary.Pay attention to today and worry about later when it gets here. Otherwise, youll waste energy, time and money fixating on problems that may never materialize."~ An excerpt from the awesome book, "Rework"

Alain Delon Quotes

"In love, we have to dare everything if we really love."

Amy Tan Quotes

"I think Kwan intended to show me the world is not a place but the vastness of the sou. And the soul is nothing more than love, limitless, endless, all that moves us toward knowing what is true....If people we love die, then they are lost only to our ordinary senses. If we remember, we can find them anytime with our hundred secret senses."

John Chafee Quotes

"Caution, not exuberance, should be our fiscal motto."

The Adjustment Bureau Quotes

"Most people live life on the path we set for them. Too afraid to explore any other. But once in a while people like you come along and knock down all the obstacles we put in your way. People who realize free will is a gift, youll never know how to use until you fight for it."

BL Brown Quotes

"Confinement is not a part of your destiny. Your life purpose is to take the totality of your negative experiences, roll them up into one, and use them positively to lay the foundation for your destiny. Confinement is not a part of your destiny. Your life purpose is to take the totality of your negative experiences, roll them up into one, and use them positively to lay the foundation for your destiny."

John Sherman Cooper Quotes

"There was no testimony of conspiracy - Oswalds efforts to get in touch with the Soviets and with the Cuban Fair Play groups in New York were rebuffed, rebuffed at every step."

Julie Jaret Quotes

"... the lawnmower sounded like bottle caps in a blender."

James D Sass Quotes

"Place yourself... You are either a.) part of the problem; b.) part of the solution, or c.) part of the landscape."

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Quotes About Indy 500

"I want to win a championship and to win the Indy 500 makes me want it so much more." - Author: Scott Dixon

Quotes About Fearfulness

"Thus on Predator Day we meditate on the Alpha Predator aspects of God. The suddenness and ferocity with which an apprehension of the Divine may appear to us; our smallness and fearfulness-may I say, our Mouselikeness-in the face of such Power; our feelings of individual annihilation in the brightness of that splendid Light. God walks in the tender dawn Gardens of the mind, but He also prowls in its night Forests. He is not a tame Being, my Friends: he is a wild Being, and cannot be summoned and controlled like a Dog."-Adam One" - Author: Margaret Atwood

Quotes About Hrm

"What the—Have you been crying?" Tohrment demanded. "Are you all right? Dear God, is it the baby?" "Tohr, relax. Im a female, I cry at matings. Its in the job description." There was the sound of a kiss. "I just dont want anything to upset you, leelan." Then tell me the brothers are ready." "We are." "Good. Ill bring her out." "Leelan ? " "What?" There were low words spoken in their beautiful language. "Yes, Tohr," Wellsie whispered. "And after two hundred years, Id mate you again. In spite of the fact that you snore and you leave your weapons all over our bedroom." - Author: J.R. Ward

Quotes About Withered Roses

"That love, which is the highest joy, which is divine simplicity itself, is not for you moderns, you children of reflection. It works only evil in you. As soon as you wish to be natural, you becomecommon. To you nature seems something hostile; you have made devils out of the smiling gods of Greece, and out of me a demon. You can only exorcise and curse me, or slay yourselves in bacchantic madness before my altar. And if ever one of you has had the courage to kiss my red mouth, he makes a barefoot pilgrimage to Rome in penitential robes and expects flowers to grow from his withered staff, while under my feet roses, violets, and myrtles spring up every hour, but their fragrance does not agree with you. Stay among your northern fogs and Christian incense; let us pagans remain under the debris, beneath the lava; do not disinter us." - Author: Leopold von Sacher Masoch

Quotes About Downworlders

"But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and rasied her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.Alec had his arms around Magnus and was kissing him full on the mouth. Magnus, who appeared to be in a state of shock, stood frozen. Several groups of people - Shadowhunters and Downworlders alike - were staring and whispering. Glancing to the side, Simon saw the Lightwoods, their eyes widen, gaping at the display. Maryse had her hand over her mouth.Maia looked perplexed. "Wait a second," she said. "Do we all have to do that, too?" - Author: Cassandra Clare

Quotes About Berani

"Hanya dengan kerja keras dan keinginan kuat untuk berbuat yang terbaik dalam setiap bentuk pengabdian, kita bersama dengan komponen bangsa lainnya dapat menjadi patriot-patriot yang mampu membawa Indonesia ke arah yang lebih baik, lebih maju, dan lebih bermartabat. Bangsa Indonesia harus berani keluar dari "Comfort Zone", membangun kapasitas dirinya, sehingga siap untuk meraih segala peluang serta menjawab berbagai tantangan di abad 21 yang begitu kompleks dan penuh ketidakpastian." - Author: Agus Harimurti Yudhoyono

Quotes About Variance

"The Soviets were not 50% right, they were entirely wrong. They werentquantitatively wrong about the amount of variance due to the environment,they were qualitatively wrong about what environmental manipulationscould do in the face of built-in universal human machinery. Having said this,though, I now feel no particular impulse to vote Republican.Also, its quite possible that someday you could create perfectly unselfishpeople… if you used sufficiently advanced neurosurgery, drugs, and/orbrain-computer interfaces to engineer their brains into a new state that nocurrent human brain occupies. Whether or not this is in fact possible isntsomething that ideology gets to decide. The reasoning errors of pastcommunists cant prohibit any particular future technological advance frombeing possible or practical. Having said that, I feel no particular impulse toturn "liberal." - Author: Eliezer Yudkowsky

Quotes About Wanting To Be More Than Friends With Someone

"Just FYI," I told Phin, "he was flirting with you."She looked at me, then at Marks departing form. "Oh. That explains a lot. Im good at a lot of things, but flirting isnt one of them. Especially with someone I find extremely attractive." "Heres a tip... Dont overthink it. Its more of an instinct than an intellect thing.""Right," she said. "Pheromones."With a sage nod, she followed Mark." - Author: Rosemary Clement Moore

Quotes About Punctured

"Theyre the ones I cant stand to look at, although on occasion I still fail. I deliberately seek out the colors to keep my mind off them, but now and then, I witness the ones who are left behind, crumbling among the jigsaw puzzle of realization, despair, and surprise. They have punctured hearts. They have beaten lungs." - Author: Markus Zusak

Quotes About Underpaid Employees

"You do not know me, but I am a juvenile delinquent. I do not trust authority figures, I probably will not graduate from high school, and statistics say my present rowdiness and vandalism will likely lead to more serious crimes. I am a dangerous fellow, and I am causing mayhem in this store. [...] There. I have now shamelessly destroyed the symmetry of this shelf, undoing hours of labor by underpaid store employees. If you could see me, you would be frightened." - Author: Katherine Applegate