[Women Don't Have A Sense Of Humor. They Don't Need One. The Almighty Made Them As A Permanent Joke On Men. From Which One May Logically Deduce Tha The Almighty Is A Female.]

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"What are you?" he [Blood Carden] asked, his red eyes wide."Efficient," Kara answered."

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"The true significance, then, of absolute music is that it expresses human personality at its finest moments, adequately, beautifully and spiritually, by the medium of sound. And therefore our finest music is one of the supreme possessions of the world ; for there is nothing greater than great personality."

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"The People in this Town began to inquire my Business, and because I did not readily inform them, they began to suspect me, and said, that I was come to settle the Indians Land and they knew I should never go Home again Safe."

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"Hauntings are memes, especially pernicious thought contagions, social contagions that need no viral or bacterial host and are transmitted in a thousand different ways. A book, a poem, a song, a bedtime story, a grandmothers suicide, the choreography of a dance, a few frames of film, a diagnosis of schizophrenia, a deadly tumble from a horse, a faded photograph, or a story you tell your daughter." - Author: Caitlín R. Kiernan

Quotes About Alyss

"Were family," Alyss said.Redd snorted. "Is that supposed to mean something?"Family," Alyss said again, trying to convince herself more than Redd.Dont talk to me about family! You were never disowned by your parents!"Id rather have been disowned by them then see them murdered." - Author: Frank Beddor

Quotes About Getting Asked Out

"As Tristan left the darkroom he heard Laceys soap opera voice. "And so our two heroes part," she said, "blinded by love, neither of them listening to the wise and beautiful Lacey"—she hummed a little—"who, by the way, is getting a broken heart of her own. But who cares about Lacey?" she asked sadly. "Who cares about Lacey?" - Author: Elizabeth Chandler

Quotes About Fashion Jewellery

"Ive always worn jewellery but for a time it went out of fashion. Like grungy and punk bands didnt wear jewellery because it was stupid." - Author: Tom Jones

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"Greeders who plunder and steal from their people - not only steal their supporters and their childrens future, but they also smash their mindsets and create learned helplessness that ensures people stay small." - Author: Tony Dovale

Quotes About Whistling

"You can find something funny in anything! Im sick as a dog and falling to bits, but Ill give up joking only after I give up the ghost! my last gasp! The proof, here, with only an eighth of a glimmer of light, things oozing out of my asshole, my armpits, and the elbows, too, blood coming out of the eyes, from the soupy mess of my grave, me whistling a tune, thats what youll hear! A regular blackbird!" - Author: Louis Ferdinand Céline

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"His tavern sign bore witness to his feats of arms. He had painted it himself, being a Jack-of-all-trades who did everything badly." - Author: Victor Hugo

Quotes About Working Hard In College

"All great athletes essentially come to a fork in the road where they have to change their approach to succeed. Its a sign of intelligence and character. My college coach, Jack Hartman, made me play only defense for a full year in practice when I became academically ineligible for my junior year at Southern Illinois. Embarrassed, I thought at first about arguing with Coach Hartman over what I felt was a tremendous slight. But instead I started lifting weights and working so hard on my defense that my teammates hated to see me match up against them in practice. That was the turning point of my life, on and off the court." - Author: Walt Frazier

Quotes About Sexual Abuse Victims

"The witch-hunt narrative is a really popular story that goes like this: Lots of people were falsely convicted of child sexual abuse in the 1980s and early 1990s. And they were all victims of a witch-hunt. It just doesnt happen to line up with the facts when you actually look at the cases themselves in detail. But its a really popular narrative — I think its absolutely fair to say thats the conventional wisdom. Its what most people now think is the uncontested truth, and those cases had no basis in fact. And what 15 years of painstaking trial court research (says) is that thats not a very fair description of those cases, and in fact many of those cases had substantial evidence of abuse. The witch-hunt narrative is that these were all gross injustices to the defendant. In fact, what it looks like in retrospect is the injustices were much more often to children." - Author: Ross Cheit

Quotes About Intimiteit

"Door intimiteit zijn we met elkaar verbonden en de onzichtbare banden zijn bevrijdende boeien. De verbondenheid is gebiedend: ze vereist exclusiviteit. Delen is verraden. Maar het is niet zo dat we slechts een enkele persoon mogen liefhebben, en aanraken. Wat te doen? Regie voeren over de verschillende intimiteiten? Een penibele boekhouding voeren over onderwerpen, woorden, gebaren? Over gedeelde kennis en over geheimen? Dat zou geruisloos druppelend gif zijn." - Author: Pascal Mercier