"You Can Tell By Looking At Me That I've Got More Miles Behind Me Than I've Got In Front Of Me. When You Reach That Point, If You've Got Some Good Years Left, You Want To Make Sure That You Use Them Wisely."

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You know why doctors slap babies on the bottom when they're born? So the dicks fall off the smart ones."He laughed. "You know why women don't have dicks? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink."
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