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"Severability is an important concept in the context of the relations between this Court and Parliament; like reading down, it is an instrument of judicial restraint which reduces the danger of producing an overbroad judicial reaction to overbroad legislation."

Janet MacLeod Trotter Quotes

"Id not sign away my liberty to any man, Alice answered with spirit.Wives have no more rights than servants.But once we women have the vote,well change all that."

Ronald Wright Quotes

"Though we became experimental creatures of our own devising, its important to bear in mind that we had no inkling of this process, let alone its consequences, until only the last six or seven of our 100,000 generations. We have done it all sleepwalking. Nature let a few apes into the lab of evolution, switched on the lights, and left us there to mess about with an ever-growing supply of ingredients and processes. The effect on us and the world has accumulated ever since. Lets list a few steps between the earliest times and this: sharp stones, animal skins, useful bits of bone and wood, wild fire, tame fire, seeds for eating, seeds for planting, houses, villages, pottery, cities, metals, wheels, explosives. What strikes one most forcefully is the acceleration, the runaway progression of change - or to put it another way, the collapsing of time. From the first chipped stone to the first smelted iron took nearly 3 million years; from the first iron to the hydrogen bomb took only 3,000."

Andy Pick Quotes

"A chance, as a coach, to take a team to the World Cup finals is probably as high up the tree as it gets, certainly with one-day cricket."

Steven M Greer Quotes

"Were reaching the point where the Earth will have to end the burden weve placed on her, if we dont lift the burden ourselves."

Sebastian Cole Quotes

"You remember? he said incredulously. What could you possibly remember? he asked, staring at her, waiting for the answer.The beauty from within her soul shined brightly through her loving eyes as she looked deep into Noahs now melting eyes.I remember — I love you, she said in a soft voice, nervously biting her lip."

Maralee McKee Quotes

"A chief cause of worry and unhappiness in life is trading what we want most for what we want at the moment."

Desiderius Erasmus Quotes

"And what is all this life but a kind of comedy, wherein men walk up and down in one anothers disguises and act their respective parts, till the property-man brings them back to the attiring house. And yet he often orders a different dress, and makes him that came but just now off in the robes of a king put on the rags of a beggar. Thus are all things represented by counterfeit, and yet without this there was no living."

Sanaya Roman Quotes

"What you love is a sign from your higher self of what you are to do."

Eric Ambler Quotes

"In a dying civilisation, political prestige is the reward not of the shrewdest diagnostician but of the man with the best beside manner. It is the decoration conferred on mediocrity by ignorance. Yet there remains one sort of political prestige that may still be worn with a certain pathetic dignity; it is that given to the liberal-minded leader of a party of conflicting doctrinaire extremists. His dignity is that of all doomed men: for, whether the two extremes proceed to mutual destruction or whether one of them prevails, doomed he is, either to suffer the hatred of the people or to die a martyr."

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Quotes About Oedipus Nobility

"This may not be art as art commonly goes; the lack of discipline, of control, would seem to rule it out of that category. And yet Woolrichs lack of control over emotions is a crucial element in his work, not only because it intensifies the fragility and momentariness of love but also because it tears away the comfortable belief, evident in some of the greatest works of the human imagination such as Oedipus Rex, that nobility in the face of nothingness is possible. And if Woolrichs work is not art as commonly understood, there is an art beyond art, whose form is not the novel or story but the scream; and of this art Woolrich is beyond doubt a master. ("Introduction")" - Author: Francis M. Nevins

Quotes About Peacemaking

"My father helped you with that. . that thing you do?" "Yes. Your father helped me with that peacemaking thing I do that keeps you happily killing for a living." - Author: G.A. Aiken

Quotes About Truthfulness

"Truthfulness is the foundation of all the virtues of mankind" - Author: Abdul Bahá

Quotes About Black And White And Color

"The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a courtroom, be he any color of the rainbow, but people have a way of carrying their resentments right into a jury box. As you grow older, youll see white men cheat black men every day of your life, but let me tell you something and dont you forget it - whenever a white man does that to a black man, no matter who he is, how rich he is, or how fine a family he comes from, that white man is trash. ~Atticus Finch" - Author: Harper Lee

Quotes About The Light Of Christ

"The new pope knows that his task is to make the light of Christ shine before men and women of world - not his own light, but that of Christ." - Author: Pope Benedict XVI

Quotes About Uplifting Music

"The most uplifting music in the world is that of Mother Natures orchestra. Sit atop a hill or mountain, with a fabulous view and listen.....Hear the winds song, the birds chorus, and the far off sound of childrens laughter and song and the sounds of life that you can soundtrack to your own playlists." - Author: Michelle Geaney

Quotes About Sweetest Revenge

"Revenge is the sweetest way to say you are a coward to face your enemies without hurting themWhen you find revenge in your heart do this for yourselfPray and let go of the anger within" - Author: Sonny Cele

Quotes About Hospital

"The doctors words made me understand what happened to me was a dark, evil, and shameful secret, and by association I too was dark, evil, and shameful. While it may not have been their intention, this was the message my clouded mind received. To escape the confines of the hospital, I once again disassociated myself from my emotions and numbed myself to the pain ravaging my body and mind. I acted as if nothing was wrong and went back to performing the necessary motions to get me from one day to the next. I existed but I did not live." - Author: Alyssa Reyans

Quotes About Tricking Someone

"Tricking someone into grief is one of the cruelest tricks a person can play," - Author: Veronica Roth

Quotes About Not Trusted

"He was the kind of man you didnt notice at first…but then found yourself staring. There was something…something shed never been able to put her finger on…that inspired a double, triple, quadruple look. He was forever lurking in corners with a cigarette, and seemed to draw her eyes anyway. She didnt know if she liked him, wasnt sure if she trusted him, and definitely was afraid – a little bit – of his eyes." - Author: Lauren Gilley