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Maxine Hancock Quotes

"Real poverty is when hunger pangs force from my mind all thoughts but those of food. Real poverty is when the children are not dressed warmly enough for winter. Real poverty is when the housing we can afford is not adequate to the needs of our families. On the other hand, real poverty is - equally - when I have eaten so much that I am uncomfortable, and again, my thoughts center on food. Or when I have so many clothes that I have to spend a lot of mental energy making choices among them or finding ways to store them. Or when, regardless of my living conditions, I am discontent and brooding about how to have more. Real poverty is when material things are uppermost and pressing - whether because we have too few or too many of them. It is poverty, because the human mind and spirit are made for higher things, worthier pursuits."

Elizabeth Moon Quotes

"I actually feel that the different kinds of stories come out of different parts of my brain."

AE Croft Quotes

"Writing is my passion, not my job. I need to write as much as I need to breathe, if not more."

Isoroku Yamamoto Quotes

"Even a burglar hesitates to go back for more."

Sean Hayes Quotes

"They might have a long way to go before truly accepting gay people into their lives, but they have accepted the show into their living rooms each and every week."

John Bachman Quotes

"I have seen one shrike occupy himself for hours in sticking up on thorns, a number of small fishes that the fishermen had thrown on the shore. The fishes dried up and decayed."

Phillip M Hoose Quotes

"We were supposed to be an English literature class, but Miss Nesbitt used literature to teach real life. She said she didnt have time to teach us like a regular English teacher--we were too far behind. Instead, she taught us the world through literature."

Marc Almond Quotes

"Thats what I like to do, I like to make songs."

Charles Hodge Quotes

"Christ has not only ordained that there shall be such officers in his Church - he has not only specified their duties and prerogatives - but he gives the requisite qualifications, and calls those thus qualified, and by that call gives them their official authority."

Joy Hakim Quotes

"My new favorite quote is, "Feed kids Cokes and french fries and you get an obesity crisis. Feed them mental junk food and you get non-readers and poor thinkers."

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