[Your Mistake Is That You've Concluded Life Is Short, So You Treat It As If It's Precious, Like A Pretty Little Princess. Bullshit! Everyone's Life Is Short. Quit Feeling Sorry For Yourself. Fuck It. Treat It Like A Cheap Hooker. Ask Crazy Shit From It, And You'll Get More Out Of Life Than You Could Have Ever Wanted, Imagined, Or Deserved.]

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"We try to be driven by whats a good story, whats truthful, and the drama of what happens next."

Troy Brown Quotes

"Im not one whos big on accolades and all those things. I did my job and Im proud of what I did and how I did it."

Elisabeth Y Fitzhugh Quotes

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John Goodsir Quotes

"A nutritive centre, anatomically considered, is merely a cell, the nucleus of which is the permanent source of successive broods of young cells, which from time to time fill the cavity of their parent, and carrying with them the cell wall of the parent, pass off in certain directions, and under various forms, according to the texture or organ of which their parent forms a part."

Madelyn Alt Quotes

"Cross your fingers, throw salt over your shoulder, knock on wood...simple folk remedies for unfortunate situations. Silly superstitions...but were they based in truth from a past long forgotten? I didnt know, but it wouldnt hurt to just do it and let the Universe do its job if it was of a mind to. Dont you think?"

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"There was a sweetness in my voice I found nauseating. I made a note to myself never to have children. Or at least not helpless children."

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"It is my fondest desire to bust a host of caps into multitudes of fleshy personages."

Mary Ting Quotes

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Quotes About Ethan Frome

"So many things were testing his faith. There was the Bible, of course, but the Bible was a book, and so were Bleak House, Treasure Island, Ethan Frome and The Last of the Mohicans. Did it then seem probable, as he had once overheard Dunbar ask, that the answers to riddles of creation would be supplied by people too ignorant to understand the mechanics of rainfall? Had Almighty God, in all His infinite wisdom, really been afraid that men six thousand years ago would succeed in building a tower to heaven?" - Author: Joseph Heller

Quotes About Change Wallpaper

"Does that change things?" asked the old man. "MaybeAnansis just some guy from a story, made up back in Africa inthe dawn days of the world by some boy with blackfly on his leg,pushing his crutch in the dirt, making up some goofy storyabout a man made of tar. Does that change anything? People respondto the stories. They tell them themselves. The storiesspread, and as people tell them, the stories change the tellers.Because now the folk who never had any thought in their headbut how to run from lions and keep far enough away from riversthat the crocodiles dont get an easy meal, now theyre starting todream about a whole new place to live. The world may be thesame, but the wallpapers changed. Yes? People still have thesame story, the one where they get born and they do stuff andthey die, but now the story means something different to what itmeant before." - Author: Neil Gaiman

Quotes About Bum Licks

"The world is getting weirder. Darker every single day. Things are spinning around faster and faster, and threatening to go completely awry. Falcons and falconers. The center cannot hold. But in my corner of the country, Im trying to nail things down. I dont want to live in Victors jungle, even if it did eventually devour him. I dont want to live in a world where the strong rule and the weak cower. Id rather make a place where things are a little quieter. Where trolls stay the hell under their bridges and where elves dont come swooping out to snatch children from their cradles. Where vampires respect the limits, and where the faeries mind their ps and qs. My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. When things get strange, when what goes bump in the night flicks on the lights, when no one else can help you, give me a call. Im in the book." - Author: Jim Butcher

Quotes About Ballpark

"Certainly toward the end of the season, you and I could be in a ballpark and they might say the crowd is 30,000, and we could look around and see that there was no more than 10,000." - Author: Fay Vincent

Quotes About Stride

"What? I demand to know. "What is it now?""Youre not going to go." he says."Watch me.""Ive been having a vision of this place, too." This stops me from my wild, cowardly (how can he think Im brave?) retreat back to the road ..."Youre having a new vision, too?" I ask. "Its right here." He walks toward me, his strides long and purposeful across the grass. "Right now. Ive been seeing it for weeks, and its happening right now."He stops in front of me. "This is the part where I kiss you," he says." - Author: Cynthia Hand

Quotes About Mean Spiritedness

"Peters mother was grand, in her way. She managed to complain almost ceaselessly without ever seeming trivial or kvetchy. She was regal rather than crotchety, she had been sent to live in this world from a better one, and she saved herself from mere mean-spiritedness by offering resignation in place of bile - by implying, every hour of her life, that although she objected to almost everybody and everythng she did so because shed presided over some utopia, and so knew from experience how much better we all could do. She wanted more than anything to live under a benevolent dictator who was exactly like her without being her - if she actually ruled she would relinquish her right to object, and without her right to object who and what would she be?" - Author: Michael Cunningham

Quotes About Dimmesdale Beating Himself

"The man who seeks to educate himself must first read and then travel in order to correct what he has learned." - Author: Casanova

Quotes About Ishtaria

"Violence always leads to pain" Trendal Malian- Ishtaria: Prince of Blades" - Author: Keith Collier

Quotes About Investing In Love

"Modern amorists are sometimes taken aback at the prospect of investing in a relationship with no guarantee of reward. It is precisely that absence, however, that separates gift from shrewdness. Love cannot be extracted, commanded, demanded, or wheedled. It can only be given. (208)" - Author: Thomas Lewis

Quotes About Bible Curses

"Words form the sinew and muscle that hold societies upright, he argued. Consider the Koran, the Bible, the American Constitution, but also letters from fathers to sons, last wills, blessings, curses. Thousands upon thousands of words infused with the full spectrum of emotions fill in the nooks and corners of human life." - Author: National Geographic Magazine