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Browse top 11 most favorite famous quotes and sayings by Aglaja Veteranyi.

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1. "Dictatorul e de meserie cizmar, diploma scoalara si-a cumparat-o. Nu stie nici sa scrie nici sa citeasca, spune mama, e mai prost ca noaptea.Dar noaptea nu ucide, spune tata." ~ Aglaja Veteranyi
2. "Oamenii cauta fericirea cum cauta sangele inima." ~ Aglaja Veteranyi
3. "Mama o sa gaseasca pe cineva care o sa scrie o carte despre povestea vietii noastre. O sa se numeasca USA DE FIER SI USA SPRE LIBERTATE." ~ Aglaja Veteranyi
4. "Sa fii mort e ca si cum ai dormi.Dar nu-ti asezi corpul in pat, ci in pamant. Apoi trebuie sa-i explici lui Dumnezeu de ce vrei mai bine sa fii mort decat viu.Daca nu-l convingi iti stinge creierul si trebuie sa iei viata de la capat.S.a.m.d.S.a.m.d.S.a.m.d.S.a.m.d.Etc." ~ Aglaja Veteranyi
5. "VISEZ CA MAMA MOARE! IMI LASA O CUTIE CU BATAILE INIMII EI." ~ Aglaja Veteranyi
6. "A fost un om bun! Cum sa fi murit de cancer?!" ~ Aglaja Veteranyi
7. "Wir sind viel laenger tot als lebendig, sagt die Tante, Tote brauchen viel mehr Glueck (...) Die Erde wird nie satt, sie will immer essen." ~ Aglaja Veteranyi
8. "Eu trebuie sa ma gândesc mereu la moartea mamei, ca sa nu ma ia prin surprindere." ~ Aglaja Veteranyi
9. "Nu strig.Mi-am aruncat gura." ~ Aglaja Veteranyi
10. "Fiecare om are un motiv personal ca sa moara." ~ Aglaja Veteranyi
11. "VREMEA TREMURA DE FRIG." ~ Aglaja Veteranyi

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Today's Quote

Intercourse with resuscitated wife for particular number of days, superstitious act designed to insure safe operation of household machinery. Electricity mourns the absence of the energy from (wife) within the household's walls by stalling its flow to the outlets. As such, an improvised friction need to take the place of electricity, to goad the natural currents back to their proper levels. This is achieved with the dead wife. She must be found, revived, and then penetrated until heat fills the room, until the toaster is shooting bread onto the floor, until she is smiling beneath you with black teeth and grabbing your bottom. Then the vacuum rides by and no one is pushing it, it is on full steam. Days flip past in chunks of fake light, and the intercourse is placed in the back of the mind. But it is always there, that moving into a static-ridden corpse that once spoke familiar messages in the morning when the sun was new."
Author: Ben Marcus

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